The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 11 Dec 2018, 9:25 am

First topic message reminder :

I'm not feeling tippity top

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 06 Sep 2019, 8:38 am

Anyone had any pet rats?
No, just guinea pigs and cats

by **Pal Joey** Fri 06 Sep 2019, 9:08 am

Anyone had any pet rats?
No, just guinea pigs and cats
Which have since passed away

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 06 Sep 2019, 9:18 am

Anyone had any pet rats?
No, just guinea pigs and cats
Which have since passed away
After Andrew Dice Clay

by **Pal Joey** Fri 06 Sep 2019, 9:48 am

Anyone had any pet rats?
No, just guinea pigs and cats
Which have since passed away
After Andrew Dice Clay
Urinated on Sultan Pepper's hats

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 22 Oct 2019, 11:34 am

Brexit is still a 5h1tshow

by **Galted** Tue 22 Oct 2019, 4:02 pm

Brexit is still a 5h1tshow
like The Room starring Tommy Wiseau

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 22 Oct 2019, 8:50 pm

Brexit is still a 5h1tshow
like The Room starring Tommy Wiseau
I've never seen it

by **Galted** Tue 22 Oct 2019, 9:00 pm

Brexit is still a 5h1tshow
like The Room starring Tommy Wiseau
I've never seen it
well you should when they screen it

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 22 Oct 2019, 9:13 pm

Brexit is still a 5h1tshow
like The Room starring Tommy Wiseau
I've never seen it
well you should when they screen it
I might. I might not. I dunno.

by **Galted** Tue 22 Oct 2019, 9:54 pm

quite a good one considering the break

by **Pal Joey** Wed 23 Oct 2019, 12:05 pm

quite a good one considering the break
in the bodybag at the bottom of the lake

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 23 Oct 2019, 7:22 pm

quite a good one considering the break
in the bodybag at the bottom of the lake
Veronica or Ricki?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 23 Oct 2019, 10:16 pm

quite a good one considering the break
in the bodybag at the bottom of the lake
Veronica or Ricki?
I'm not that picky

by **Galted** Wed 23 Oct 2019, 10:51 pm

quite a good one considering the break
in the bodybag at the bottom of the lake
Veronica or Ricki?
I'm not that picky
just as long as her knockers aren't fake

by **Pal Joey** Thu 24 Oct 2019, 5:15 am

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 24 Oct 2019, 6:55 am

If they were fake she would float back up

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 24 Oct 2019, 9:35 pm

If they were fake she would float back up
Laugh? It would make me crack up

by **Pal Joey** Fri 25 Oct 2019, 8:45 am

If they were fake she would float back up
Laugh? It would make me crack up
As the serial numbers

by **Afro** Thu 31 Oct 2019, 12:02 pm

If they were fake she would float back up
Laugh? It would make me crack up
As the serial numbers
Show the length of her slumbers

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 31 Oct 2019, 7:54 pm

If they were fake she would float back up
Laugh? It would make me crack up
As the serial numbers
Show the length of her slumbers
Back to the days when it was OK to black-up

by **Afro** Fri 01 Nov 2019, 9:10 am

In homage to Justin Trudeau

by **Galted** Fri 01 Nov 2019, 9:23 am

In homage to Justin Trudeau
I blacked up a broken dildo

by **Pal Joey** Fri 01 Nov 2019, 9:29 am

In homage to Justin Trudeau
I blacked up a broken dildo
Then dipped it in oil

by **Galted** Fri 01 Nov 2019, 9:32 am

In homage to Justin Trudeau
I blacked up a broken dildo
Then dipped it in oil
got behind Susan Boyle

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 01 Nov 2019, 10:10 am

In homage to Justin Trudeau
I blacked up a broken dildo
Then dipped it in oil
got behind Susan Boyle
And gave a right good time to SuBo

by **Pal Joey** Fri 01 Nov 2019, 10:15 am

by **Afro** Fri 01 Nov 2019, 11:48 am

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 08 Nov 2019, 7:03 am

I'm bored of the election already.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 08 Nov 2019, 9:16 am

I'm bored of the election already
I'd rather listen to Helen Reddy

by **Galted** Fri 08 Nov 2019, 9:22 am

I'm bored of the election already
I'd rather listen to Helen Reddy
can we vote for Chuck Norris?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 08 Nov 2019, 9:33 am

I'm bored of the election already
I'd rather listen to Helen Reddy
can we vote for Chuck Norris?
To roundhouse fat Boris

by **Afro** Fri 08 Nov 2019, 9:57 am

I'm bored of the election already
I'd rather listen to Helen Reddy
can we vote for Chuck Norris?
To roundhouse fat Boris
So he's dead in the ditch like he saidy

by **Galted** Fri 08 Nov 2019, 10:09 am

I thought that was dead at line four

by **Afro** Fri 08 Nov 2019, 10:53 am

I thought that was dead at line four
But that was only before

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 08 Nov 2019, 11:00 am

I thought that was dead at line four
But that was only before
Afro saved the day.

by **Galted** Fri 08 Nov 2019, 11:39 am

thought that was dead at line four
But that was only before
Afro saved the day
with some tricky wordplay

by **Afro** Fri 08 Nov 2019, 2:31 pm

thought that was dead at line four
But that was only before
Afro saved the day
with some tricky wordplay
and a hatred of that Tory ~~lady of loose morals~~ bore

by **Galted** Fri 08 Nov 2019, 3:39 pm

just so you know wh0re's acceptable here

by **Afro** Fri 08 Nov 2019, 4:39 pm

just so you know wh0re's acceptable here
but was going for comedy cheer

by **Galted** Fri 08 Nov 2019, 4:58 pm

just so you know wh*re's acceptable here
but was going for comedy cheer
'tw*t' too is okay

by **Pal Joey** Sat 09 Nov 2019, 9:55 pm

just so you know wh*re's acceptable here
but was going for comedy cheer
'tw*t' too is okay
but dyke is a nay

by **Galted** Sat 09 Nov 2019, 10:04 pm

just so you know wh*re's acceptable here
but was going for comedy cheer
'tw*t' too is okay
but dyke is a nay
though I'm not sure about 'lady queer'

by **Pal Joey** Sat 09 Nov 2019, 10:11 pm

Galtova's cat was lying in wait

by **Galted** Sun 10 Nov 2019, 9:42 am

Galtova's cat was lying in wait
using a bottle of cider as bait

by **Pal Joey** Mon 11 Nov 2019, 7:13 am

Galtova's cat was lying in wait
using a bottle of cider as bait
The fridge door creaked

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 11 Nov 2019, 9:56 pm

Galtova's cat was lying in wait
using a bottle of cider as bait
The fridge door creaked
But the milk had leaked

by **Galted** Mon 11 Nov 2019, 10:36 pm

Galtova's cat was lying in wait
using a bottle of cider as bait
The fridge door creaked
But the milk had leaked
this rhyme's ok but I wouldn't call it great

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 12 Nov 2019, 7:06 am

This one will up the game

by **Galted** Tue 12 Nov 2019, 9:28 am

This one will up the game
If not we have Dagless to blame

by **Afro** Tue 12 Nov 2019, 9:59 am

This one will up the game
If not we have Dagless to blame
Will it be slick like rick?

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