The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 11 Dec - 20:25

First topic message reminder :

I'm not feeling tippity top

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 12 Nov - 21:19

This one will up the game
If not we have Dagless to blame
Will it be slick like rick?
Probably not, I'm a dick

by **Pal Joey** Tue 12 Nov - 21:26

This one will up the game
If not we have Dagless to blame
Will it be slick like rick?
Probably not, I'm a dick
Just go and ask my old flame

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 9 Dec - 20:46

It's for the first festive rhyme.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 20 Dec - 20:22

It's for the first festive rhyme
Cos it's nearly Christmas-time

by **Pal Joey** Sat 21 Dec - 8:04

It's for the first festive rhyme
Cos it's nearly Christmas-time
Sin is not an option

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 21 Dec - 9:21

It's for the first festive rhyme
Cos it's nearly Christmas-time
Sin is not an option
Nor is Jesus for adoption

by **Pal Joey** Sat 21 Dec - 9:27

It's for the first festive rhyme
Cos it's nearly Christmas-time
Sin is not an option
Nor is Jesus for adoption
With Stars Wars on the decline

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 23 Dec - 18:49

Last day in work thank f**k

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Dec - 18:56

Last day in work thank f**k
So it's time to load up the truck

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 23 Dec - 21:11

Last day in work thank f**k
So it's time to load up the truck
With presents and food

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 23 Dec - 21:13

Last day in work thank f**k
So it's time to load up the truck
With presents and food
For the ungrateful brood

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 23 Dec - 21:43

Last day in work thank f**k
So it's time to load up the truck
With presents and food
For the ungrateful brood
They make me want to upchuck

by **Pal Joey** Fri 3 Jan - 19:45

I think I ate too much fruit

by **Galted** Fri 3 Jan - 20:32

I think I ate too much fruit
sang the gay homophobe with his lute

by **Pal Joey** Fri 3 Jan - 20:38

I think I ate too much fruit
sang the gay homophobe with his lute
As the rumbling started

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 4 Jan - 1:50

I think I ate too much fruit
sang the gay homophobe with his lute
As the rumbling started
And the buttocks parted

by **Galted** Sat 4 Jan - 1:58

I think I ate too much fruit
sang the gay homophobe with his lute
As the rumbling started
And the buttocks parted
he lubed the first inch of his chute

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 7 Jan - 22:22

I quite fancy simulating a goat

by **Pal Joey** Wed 8 Jan - 0:29

I quite fancy simulating a goat
And without wanting to gloat...

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 8 Jan - 7:03

I quite fancy simulating a goat
And without wanting to gloat...
I bleat very well

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 9 Jan - 2:54

I quite fancy simulating a goat
And without wanting to gloat...
I bleat very well
My collar has a bell

by **superflyweight** Thu 9 Jan - 3:35

I quite fancy simulating a goat
And without wanting to gloat...
I bleat very well
My collar has a bell
And I like licking my farmer's scrote.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 9 Jan - 17:48

This was always going to end in balls.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 9 Jan - 19:31

This was always going to end in balls.
As the maid tried to go about her chores

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 Jan - 7:38

This was always going to end in balls.
As the maid tried to go about her chores
PJ's not rhyming

by **Pal Joey** Fri 10 Jan - 8:26

This was always going to end in balls.
As the maid tried to go about her chores
PJ's not rhyming
As Vasco da Gama

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 Jan - 9:35

This was always going to end in balls.
As the maid tried to go about her chores
PJ's not rhyming
As Vasco da Gama
It's all gone a bit pithy mopoke

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 10 Jan - 18:01

Well that was a pointless 5 lines

by **Galted** Fri 10 Jan - 19:05

Well that was a pointless 5 lines
like a fork without any tines

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 13 Jan - 18:39

Well that was a pointless 5 lines
like a fork without any tines
Was that by Morissette?

by **Pal Joey** Mon 13 Jan - 21:15

Well that was a pointless 5 lines
like a fork without any tines
Was that by Morissette?
The half Canadian coquette

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 13 Jan - 22:56

Well that was a pointless 5 lines
like a fork without any tines
Was that by Morissette?
The half Canadian coquette
Who ironically was shoite at these rhymes

by **Galted** Tue 14 Jan - 2:19

by **Pal Joey** Tue 14 Jan - 5:34

Some bald pudgy c*nt playing tennis

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 14 Jan - 7:45

Some bald pudgy c*nt playing tennis
Whose name was Jules and not Dennis

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 14 Jan - 17:44

Some bald pudgy c*nt playing tennis
Whose name was Jules and not Dennis
At doubles he excelled

by **Pal Joey** Tue 14 Jan - 17:50

Some bald pudgy c*nt playing tennis
Whose name was Jules and not Dennis
At doubles he excelled
And sometimes he yelled

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 14 Jan - 18:27

Some bald pudgy c*nt playing tennis
Whose name was Jules and not Dennis
At doubles he excelled
And sometimes he yelled
At cast members who ruin the merchant of venice

by **Pal Joey** Mon 3 Feb - 20:24

I'd rather be frozen than burned

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 3 Feb - 23:29

I'd rather be frozen than burned
It's from experience this has been learned.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 5 Feb - 18:35

I'd rather be frozen than burned
It's from experience this has been learned.
So when the oven gets hot

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 6 Feb - 9:04

I'd rather be frozen than burned
It's from experience this has been learned.
So when the oven gets hot
But the freezer is not

by **Pal Joey** Thu 6 Feb - 9:10

I'd rather be frozen than burned
It's from experience this has been learned.
So when the oven gets hot
But the freezer is not
I'll sleep like a log overturned

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 6 Feb - 19:42

Trump dodged impeachment like the draft.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 6 Feb - 19:45

Trump dodged impeachment like the draft
Unlike a Salem witch practising witchcraft

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 6 Feb - 22:04

Trump dodged impeachment like the draft
Unlike a Salem witch practising witchcraft
Pelosi was torn

by **Pal Joey** Thu 6 Feb - 22:10

Trump dodged impeachment like the draft
Unlike a Salem witch practising witchcraft
Pelosi was torn
Like septuagenarian porn

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 6 Feb - 22:15

Trump dodged impeachment like the draft
Unlike a Salem witch practising witchcraft
Pelosi was torn
Like septuagenarian porn
Of which Ivana practices the craft

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 25 Feb - 19:02

That last rhyme was a bit cack

by **Galted** Tue 25 Feb - 19:29

That last rhyme was a bit cack
the meter was gloriously slack

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