The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 11 Dec - 9:25

First topic message reminder :

I'm not feeling tippity top

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 6 Apr - 13:29

I think I have put Galts in a mood.
The trouble with him, he's a prude

by **Galted** Mon 6 Apr - 14:56

I think I have put Galts in a mood.
The trouble with him, he's a prude
And he's cruel to his cat

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 7 Apr - 8:38

I think I have put Galts in a mood.
The trouble with him, he's a prude
And he's cruel to his cat
He dines out on raw bat

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 7 Apr - 11:16

I think I have put Galts in a mood.
The trouble with him, he's a prude
And he's cruel to his cat
He dines out on raw bat
And what his wife does to me is quite rude

by **Galted** Tue 7 Apr - 11:52

how dare you discredit my wife!

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 7 Apr - 12:31

how dare you discredit my wife!
I'll defend her, with what's left of my life!

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 7 Apr - 14:40

how dare you discredit my wife!
I'll defend her, with what's left of my life!
Bend over Galtova

by **Galted** Tue 7 Apr - 16:46

how dare you discredit my wife!
I'll defend her, with what's left of my life!
Bend over Galtova
And a drunk Sharapova

by **Pal Joey** Wed 8 Apr - 9:32

how dare you discredit my wife!
I'll defend her, with what's left of my life!
Bend over Galtova
And a drunk Sharapova
From a dungeon somewhere near Fife.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 16 Apr - 7:39

What's going on dear folk?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 Apr - 11:39

What's going on dear folk?
Nothing, you pithy mopoke

by **Pal Joey** Thu 16 Apr - 12:30

What's going on dear folk?
Nothing, you pithy mopoke
No sirens are wailing

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 16 Apr - 13:50

What's going on dear folk?
Nothing, you pithy mopoke
No sirens are wailing
my cup picks are failing

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 Apr - 13:56

What's going on dear folk?
Nothing, you pithy mopoke
No sirens are wailing
my cup picks are failing
And calling Gayted a 'puff' isn't woke

by **Galted** Thu 16 Apr - 15:36

I'd forgotten about Gayted the b*mmer

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 Apr - 16:27

I'd forgotten about Gayted the b*mmer
And what you and he did all last summer

by **Galted** Thu 16 Apr - 17:32

I'd forgotten about Gayted the b*mmer
And what you and he did all last summer
my anus had blisters

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 Apr - 18:10

I'd forgotten about Gayted the b*mmer
And what you and he did all last summer
my anus had blisters
and so did your sister's

by **Galted** Thu 16 Apr - 18:32

I'd forgotten about Gayted the b*mmer
And what you and he did all last summer
my anus had blisters
and so did your sister's
and our rectums both needed a plumber

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 Apr - 18:42

by **Galted** Thu 16 Apr - 19:28

I hope that this thread isn't banned

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 Apr - 22:13

I hope that this thread isn't banned
Or there'd be protests throughout the land

by **Pal Joey** Thu 16 Apr - 23:32

I hope that this thread isn't banned
Or there'd be protests throughout the land
So said the shrew

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 4 May - 22:00

I hope that this thread isn't banned
Or there'd be protests throughout the land
So said the shrew
I swear this is true

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 5 May - 8:10

I hope that this thread isn't banned
Or there'd be protests throughout the land
So said the shrew
I swear this is true
Tino's back isn't it grand!

by **Pal Joey** Tue 26 May - 8:25

Think I might go for a drive

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 27 May - 14:07

Think I might go for a drive
How many miles? 265?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 27 May - 15:49

Think I might go for a drive
How many miles? 265?
Not including diversions

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 27 May - 16:00

Think I might go for a drive
How many miles? 265?
Not including diversions
and castle excursions

by **Pal Joey** Wed 27 May - 16:09

Think I might go for a drive
How many miles? 265?
Not including diversions
and castle excursions
So herd immunity has a chance to revive.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 20 Jul - 11:50

It's time for a rhyme post lockdown

by **Pal Joey** Mon 20 Jul - 12:09

It's time for a rhyme post lockdown
As I pine for a night out in Snowtown (you might have to google Snowtown)

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 18 Aug - 21:27

It's time for a rhyme post lockdown
As I pine for a night out in Snowtown [size=10](you might have to google Snowtown)
Lets stock up on pasta

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 25 Aug - 13:14

It's time for a rhyme post lockdown
As I pine for a night out in Snowtown
Lets stock up on pasta
So that we can outlast a

by **Pal Joey** Tue 25 Aug - 15:16

It's time for a rhyme post lockdown
As I pine for a night out in Snowtown
Lets stock up on pasta
So that we can outlast a
Smile on an oversized clown.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 25 Aug - 15:35

That one only took a month to complete

by **Pal Joey** Wed 26 Aug - 9:15

That one only took a month to complete
Said the giant with two tiny feet

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 8 Oct - 14:10

That one only took a month to complete
Said the giant with two tiny feet
He might over-balance

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 8 Oct - 16:16

That one only took a month to complete
Said the giant with two tiny feet
He might over-balance
And fall into Holly Vallance

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 8 Oct - 17:02

That one only took a month to complete
Said the giant with two tiny feet
He might over-balance
And fall into Holly Vallance
Whose vajazzle tastes rather sweet

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 8 Oct - 17:08

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Whose vajazzle tastes rather sweet

l*l out loud!

Shocked

That's like hearing your Dad tell you about the time he fingered some lass behind the newsagents as a kid.

by **Galted** Thu 8 Oct - 19:19

That's like hearing your Dad tell you about the time he fingered some lass behind the newsagents as a kid
then complaining that your Mum's minge reeks like rotten squid

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 8 Oct - 19:31

Enough with the off topic chat

by **Galted** Thu 8 Oct - 20:29

That's like hearing your Dad tell you about the time he fingered some lass behind the newsagents as a kid
then complaining that your Mum's minge reeks like rotten squid
Enough with the off topic chat
It's a limerick, Jules, you tw*t

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 8 Oct - 21:43

That's like hearing your Dad tell you about the time he fingered some lass behind the newsagents as a kid
then complaining that your Mum's minge reeks like rotten squid
Enough with the off topic chat
It's a limerick, Jules, you tw*t
Oh my God, I'm a kn0b, I blame Covid

by **Galted** Thu 8 Oct - 22:07

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 14 Oct - 9:16

Sill going! And still on point.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 14 Oct - 9:26

Sill going! And still on point.
Said riCK, as he tugged on a joint.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 14 Oct - 9:48

Sill going! And still on point.
Said riCK, as he tugged on a joint.
Whilst Tino chugged cider

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 14 Oct - 9:53

Sill going! And still on point.
Said riCK, as he tugged on a joint.
Whilst Tino chugged cider
And remained inside her

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