The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 11 Dec 2018, 9:25 am

First topic message reminder :

I'm not feeling tippity top

by **Pal Joey** Wed 14 Oct 2020, 10:00 am

Sill going! And still on point.
Said riCK, as he tugged on a joint.
Whilst Tino chugged cider
And remained inside her
As the spider quietly continued needlepoint.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 14 Oct 2020, 12:49 pm

Do hugs not drugs, you kids

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 14 Oct 2020, 1:16 pm

Do hugs not drugs, you kids
And always buy saucepans with lids

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 14 Oct 2020, 1:19 pm

Do hugs not drugs, you kids
And always buy saucepans with lids
It helps with ones cooking

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 14 Oct 2020, 1:33 pm

Do hugs not drugs, you kids
And always buy saucepans with lids
It helps with ones cooking
But not online booking

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 14 Oct 2020, 1:44 pm

Do hugs not drugs, you kids
And always buy saucepans with lids
It helps with ones cooking
But not online booking
For peej's Air B'n'B cribs.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 03 Nov 2020, 9:46 am

Happy election day, US, i think?

by **Pal Joey** Tue 03 Nov 2020, 9:54 am

Happy election day, US, i think?
It's enough to drive one to drink

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 03 Nov 2020, 10:36 am

Happy election day, US, i think?
It's enough to drive one to drink
I heard Don did a trump

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 03 Nov 2020, 10:54 am

Happy election day, US, i think?
It's enough to drive one to drink
I heard Don did a trump
Which gave Biden the hump

by **Pal Joey** Tue 03 Nov 2020, 11:02 am

Happy election day, US, i think?
It's enough to drive one to drink
I heard Don did a trump
Which gave Biden the hump
Really? Can you post a link?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 03 Nov 2020, 3:34 pm

Galted is dead. A sad day.

by **superflyweight** Tue 03 Nov 2020, 3:41 pm

Galted is dead. A sad day.
For Goretex and Hi-tec mostly

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 03 Nov 2020, 3:48 pm

Galted is dead. A sad day.
For Goretex and Hi-tec mostly
Quinoa sales will crash

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 03 Nov 2020, 3:54 pm

Galted is dead. A sad day.
For Goretex and Hi-tec mostly
Quinoa sales will crash
But Galtova's gash

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 03 Nov 2020, 4:00 pm

Galted is dead. A sad day.
For Goretex and Hi-tec mostly
Quinoa sales will crash
But Galtova's gash
Will be available for us all to make hay

by **Galted** Tue 03 Nov 2020, 4:17 pm

You c*nts! I don't eat quinoa

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 03 Nov 2020, 5:54 pm

You c*nts! I don't eat quinoa
Have you ever visited Goa?

by **Galted** Tue 03 Nov 2020, 6:28 pm

You c*nts! I don't eat quinoa
Have you ever visited Goa?
is it near Reykjavik?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 03 Nov 2020, 8:44 pm

You c*nts! I don't eat quinoa
Have you ever visited Goa?
is it near Reykjavik?
No

by **Galted** Tue 03 Nov 2020, 9:24 pm

You c*nts! I don't eat quinoa
Have you ever visited Goa?
is it near Reykjavik?
No
then it must be near to Samoa

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 03 Nov 2020, 9:47 pm

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 04 Nov 2020, 10:19 am

Still no leader in the USofA.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 04 Nov 2020, 11:05 am

Still no leader in the USofA
I don't think we'll find out today

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 04 Nov 2020, 11:12 am

Still no leader in the USofA
I don't think we'll find out today
It's like 2000 all over again

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 04 Nov 2020, 11:47 am

Still no leader in the USofA
I don't think we'll find out today
It's like 2000 all over again
Going against the democratic grain

by **Galted** Wed 04 Nov 2020, 12:00 pm

Still no leader in the USofA
I don't think we'll find out today
It's like 2000 all over again
Going against the democratic grain
is Goa near Botany Bay?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 04 Nov 2020, 12:09 pm

Botany Bay is like Gaza

by **Galted** Wed 04 Nov 2020, 12:16 pm

Botany Bay is like Gaza
a footballer who's a bit of a spaza?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 04 Nov 2020, 12:19 pm

Botany Bay is like Gaza
a footballer who's a bit of a spaza?
No, the small strip near Israel

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 04 Nov 2020, 12:38 pm

Botany Bay is like Gaza
a footballer who's a bit of a spaza?
No, the small strip near Israel
But don't call me Ishmael

by **Pal Joey** Wed 04 Nov 2020, 12:42 pm

Botany Bay is like Gaza
a footballer who's a bit of a spaza?
No, the small strip near Israel
But don't call me Ishmael
Or I'll go full berserk in a plaza.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Nov 2020, 4:08 pm

In Georgia, they call a recount

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 06 Nov 2020, 4:33 pm

In Georgia, they call a recount
On Galtova, I call a remount

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Nov 2020, 4:39 pm

In Georgia, they call a recount
On Galtova, I call a remount
Can we take her to court?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 06 Nov 2020, 6:02 pm

In Georgia, they call a recount
On Galtova, I call a remount
Can we take her to court?
Yes, I think that we ought

by Guest Fri 06 Nov 2020, 6:56 pm

Mary Leigh, voted in Arizona
Unfortunately, she caught Corona
Wearing a mask, she ignored
On Friday, they accused her of fraud

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 09 Nov 2020, 8:34 am

In Georgia, they call a recount
On Galtova, I call a remount
Can we take her to court?
Yes, I think that we ought
To show that some rules she cannot just flount

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 09 Nov 2020, 11:09 am

How do we teach JJ the rules?

by **Pal Joey** Mon 09 Nov 2020, 11:32 am

How do we teach JJ the rules?
Maybe send him a PM, Jules?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 09 Nov 2020, 12:15 pm

How do we teach JJ the rules?
Maybe send him a PM, Jules?
Say "One line at a time"?

by **Galted** Mon 09 Nov 2020, 12:29 pm

How do we teach JJ the rules?
Maybe send him a PM, Jules?
Say "One line at a time"?
(ensuring they rhyme)

by **Galted** Mon 09 Nov 2020, 12:38 pm

Mary Leigh, voted in Arizona
Unfortunately, she caught Corona
Wearing a mask, she ignored
On Friday, they accused her of fraud
'election's' Chinese for a boner

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 09 Nov 2020, 12:42 pm

How do we teach JJ the rules?
Maybe send him a PM, Jules?
Say "One line at a time"?
(ensuring they rhyme)
So we don't look like nonsensical fools

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 Nov 2020, 10:17 am

Galted wrote:Mary Leigh, voted in Arizona
Unfortunately, she caught Corona
Wearing a mask, she ignored
On Friday, they accused her of fraud
'election's' Chinese for a boner

l*l out loud.

Great work Galted, old chum

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 10 Nov 2020, 10:56 am

Time to get this thread back on track

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 10 Nov 2020, 11:03 am

~~Time to get this thread back on track~~
Great work Galted, old chum
Oh rIck, are you totally dumb?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 Nov 2020, 11:10 am

~~Time to get this thread back on track~~
Great work Galted, old chum
Oh rIck, are you totally dumb?
Well he is a lawyer

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 10 Nov 2020, 11:25 am

Time to get this thread back on track.

by Guest Tue 10 Nov 2020, 12:03 pm

Five lines, and they must rhyme

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