The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 11 Dec - 20:25

First topic message reminder :

I'm not feeling tippity top

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Nov - 23:08

Five lines, and they must rhyme
And a sixth is considered a crime

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 10 Nov - 23:31

Five lines, and they must rhyme
And a sixth is considered a crime
But first finish the previous

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 Nov - 23:40

Five lines, and they must rhyme
And a sixth is considered a crime
But first finish the previous
Or your harm will be grievous

by **Galted** Tue 10 Nov - 23:59

Five lines, and they must rhyme
And a sixth is considered a crime
But first finish the previous
Or your harm will be grievous
And for you there will be no 'next time'

by **Pal Joey** Wed 11 Nov - 0:15

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 11 Nov - 0:19

Great work Galted, old chum

by **Pal Joey** Wed 11 Nov - 0:20

Great work Galted, old chum
Oh rIck, are you totally dumb?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 11 Nov - 0:47

Great work Galted, old chum
Oh rIck, are you totally dumb?
Well he is a lawyer

by Guest Wed 11 Nov - 0:54

Great work Galted, old chum
Oh rIck, are you totally dumb?
Well he is a lawyer
Who’s his employer?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 11 Nov - 1:07

Great work Galted, old chum
Oh rIck, are you totally dumb?
Well he is a lawyer
Who’s his employer?
Some old plonker whose pecker is numb

by Guest Wed 11 Nov - 1:13

Some old plonker, whose pecker is numb
Played cricket with Jules, and had such fun

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 11 Nov - 1:47

Some old plonker, whose pecker is numb
Played cricket with Jules, and had such fun
The wicket was sticky

by Guest Wed 11 Nov - 1:49

Some old plonker, whose pecker is numb
Played cricket with Jules, and had such fun
The wicket was sticky
The bounce was tricky

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 11 Nov - 2:23

Some old plonker, whose pecker is numb
Played cricket with Jules, and had such fun
The wicket was sticky
The bounce was tricky
I was out lbw, plumb.

by Guest Wed 11 Nov - 2:35

I was out lbw, plumb
Seven runs, short of a ton

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 11 Nov - 16:36

I was out lbw, plumb
Seven runs, short of a ton
Well, this is a new twist, John.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 11 Nov - 18:48

I was out lbw, plumb
Seven runs, short of a ton
Well, this is a new twist, John
So let's open a Moët & Chandon

by Guest Wed 11 Nov - 22:32

I was out lbw, plumb
Seven runs, short of a ton
Well, this is a new twist, John
So let's open a Moët & Chandon
Next in bat, Michael Lumb

by **Galted** Wed 11 Nov - 22:38

Just John's revolutionised rhyme

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 11 Nov - 22:53

Just John's revolutionised rhyme
By not quite rhyming each line

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 11 Nov - 22:54

Just John's revolutionised rhyme
By not quite rhyming each line
The man is a rogue

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 11 Nov - 23:05

Just John's revolutionised rhyme
By not quite rhyming each line
The man is a rogue
The new way is in vogue

by Guest Wed 11 Nov - 23:15

Just John's revolutionised rhyme
By not quite rhyming each line
The man is a rogue
The new way is in vogue
I know you’ll all come round in time

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 13 Nov - 20:05

Sooty and cummins are going.

by **Galted** Fri 13 Nov - 20:40

Sooty and cummins are going
PJ's in his Speedos a-mowing

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 13 Nov - 20:54

Sooty and cummins are going
PJ's in his Speedos a-mowing
The orcas at play

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Nov - 21:00

Sooty and cummins are going
PJ's in his Speedos a-mowing
The orcas at play
Only on a Friday

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 13 Nov - 21:04

Sooty and cummins are going
PJ's in his Speedos a-mowing
The orcas at play
Only on a Friday
And next door the neighbours are rowing.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 27 Nov - 19:27

At Xmas, don't hug your Nan

by **Pal Joey** Fri 27 Nov - 19:43

At Xmas, don't hug your Nan
Or dip your finger in her fruit flan

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Nov - 20:56

At Xmas, don't hug your Nan
Or dip your finger in her fruit flan
Or tattoo her tits

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 27 Nov - 21:18

At Xmas, don't hug your Nan
Or dip your finger in her fruit flan
Or tattoo her tits
Or Brazillian her bits

by **Pal Joey** Fri 27 Nov - 23:02

At Xmas, don't hug your Nan
Or dip your finger in her fruit flan
Or tattoo her tits
Or Brazillian her bits
When she's doing her best can-can.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 1 Dec - 2:23

Die Hard is a Xmas film

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 1 Dec - 2:34

Die Hard is a Xmas film
Die Hard 2 is a Xmas film

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 1 Dec - 2:36

Die Hard is a Xmas film
Die Hard 2 is a Xmas film
Athletically Anal Adventures is not

by **superflyweight** Tue 1 Dec - 2:42

Die Hard is a Xmas film
Die Hard 2 is a Xmas film
Athletically Anal Adventures is not
But there's white stuff on her bot

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 1 Dec - 3:23

Die Hard is a Xmas film
Die Hard 2 is a Xmas film
Athletically Anal Adventures is not
But there's white stuff on her bot
That looks like it's some kind of film.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 1 Dec - 20:13

Die hard 3 is not a Xmas film

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 1 Dec - 21:36

Die hard 3 is not a Xmas film
Die Hard 4.0 is not a Xmas film

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 1 Dec - 21:40

Die hard 3 is not a Xmas film
Die Hard 4.0 is not a Xmas film
Athletically Anal Adventures could be

by **Galted** Tue 1 Dec - 22:03

Die hard 3 is not a Xmas film
Die Hard 4.0 is not a Xmas film
Athletically Anal Adventures could be
and Back to the Future part III

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 1 Dec - 22:29

Die hard 3 is not a Xmas film
Die Hard 4.0 is not a Xmas film
Athletically Anal Adventures could be
and Back to the Future part III
And that looks like some kind of film

by **superflyweight** Tue 1 Dec - 23:11

Back to the Future part III is not a christmas movie

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 1 Dec - 23:31

Back to the Future part III is not a christmas movie
Nor is it a Christmas movie

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 1 Dec - 23:41

Back to the Future part III is not a christmas movie
Nor is it a Christmas movie
But is it an Xmas film?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 1 Dec - 23:57

Back to the Future part III is not a christmas movie
Nor is it a Christmas movie
But is it an Xmas film?
It's not even a good film

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 1 Dec - 23:59

Back to the Future part III is not a christmas movie
Nor is it a Christmas movie
But is it an Xmas film?
It's not even a good film
But it is some kind of movie

by **Galted** Wed 2 Dec - 0:01

this thread is quite sh*t without John

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 2 Dec - 0:04

this thread is quite sh*t without John
Isn't it just, John.

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