The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 11 Dec 2018, 9:25 am

First topic message reminder :

I'm not feeling tippity top

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 22 Jun 2021, 10:09 am

"t" is the end of that rhyme

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Jun 2021, 3:15 pm

"t" is the end of that rhyme
since when did noncing become a crime?

by **Galted** Tue 22 Jun 2021, 4:56 pm

"t" is the end of that rhyme
since when did noncing become a crime?
It's PC gone mad

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 22 Jun 2021, 5:02 pm

"t" is the end of that rhyme
since when did noncing become a crime?
It's PC gone mad
like a woke undergrad

by **Galted** Tue 22 Jun 2021, 5:30 pm

"t" is the end of that rhyme
since when did noncing become a crime?
It's PC gone mad
like a woke undergrad
Or a constable lynching a mime

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 23 Jun 2021, 2:35 pm

Mimes can go f**k themselves

by Guest Fri 25 Jun 2021, 11:17 am

Mimes can go f**k themselves
Brantano, only tens and twelves

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 25 Jun 2021, 3:10 pm

Mimes can go f**k themselves
Brantano, only tens and twelves
But if the shoe fits

by **Galted** Fri 25 Jun 2021, 3:17 pm

Mimes can go f**k themselves
Brantano, only tens and twelves
But if the shoe fits
Like a knob between tits

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 25 Jun 2021, 4:05 pm

Mimes can go f**k themselves
Brantano, only tens and twelves
But if the shoe fits
Like a knob between tits
Then Will Ferrell can go f**k his elves

by **Galted** Fri 25 Jun 2021, 5:35 pm

What a masterful finish from Jules

by Guest Thu 08 Jul 2021, 11:03 am

It’s coming home

by **Pal Joey** Thu 08 Jul 2021, 11:05 am

It’s coming home
To the city of Rome

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 09 Jul 2021, 7:45 am

It’s coming home
To the city of Rome
Where the laser points the way

by Guest Fri 09 Jul 2021, 9:47 am

It’s coming home
To the city of Rome
Where the laser points the way
We’re only a couple of days away

by **Pal Joey** Fri 09 Jul 2021, 9:55 am

It’s coming home
To the city of Rome
Where the laser points the way
We’re only a couple of days away
From hurling spaghetti at an Italian gnome

by **Galted** Fri 09 Jul 2021, 10:28 am

do we care that we're hated by all?

by **Pal Joey** Mon 19 Jul 2021, 10:30 am

do we care that we're hated by all?
well too bad, 'cos we're havin' a ball

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 19 Jul 2021, 10:59 am

do we care that we're hated by all?
well too bad, 'cos we're havin' a ball
'Cos today's Freedom Day

by **Galted** Mon 19 Jul 2021, 11:01 am

do we care that we're hated by all?
well too bad, 'cos we're havin' a ball
'Cos today's Freedom Day
and the oldies will pay

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 19 Jul 2021, 11:03 am

do we care that we're hated by all?
well too bad, 'cos we're havin' a ball
'Cos today's Freedom Day
and the oldies will pay
What happened to 'United we fall.'?!

by **Pal Joey** Mon 19 Jul 2021, 11:41 am

I've just had a sneezing fit

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 21 Jul 2021, 3:24 pm

I've just had a sneezing fit
Inside Knight Rider's car, called KITT

by **Pal Joey** Wed 21 Jul 2021, 11:42 pm

I've just had a sneezing fit
Inside Knight Rider's car, called KITT
but that was 3 days ago

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 22 Jul 2021, 11:35 am

I've just had a sneezing fit
Inside Knight Rider's car, called KITT
but that was 3 days ago
at Mar-a-Lago

by **Pal Joey** Thu 22 Jul 2021, 11:53 am

I've just had a sneezing fit
Inside Knight Rider's car, called KITT
but that was 3 days ago
at Mar-a-Lago
After snorting ice off Melania's right t!t

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 22 Jul 2021, 11:56 am

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 13 Aug 2021, 1:12 pm

The Euros and Olympics are over

by **Pal Joey** Fri 13 Aug 2021, 1:33 pm

The Euros and Olympics are over
Yet the boats are still arriving at Dover

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 13 Aug 2021, 1:55 pm

The Euros and Olympics are over
Yet the boats are still arriving at Dover
We can't let them in

by **Pal Joey** Fri 13 Aug 2021, 2:04 pm

The Euros and Olympics are over
Yet the boats are still arriving at Dover
We can't let them in
Because it's a sin

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 13 Aug 2021, 3:25 pm

The Euros and Olympics are over
Yet the boats are still arriving at Dover
We can't let them in
Because it's a sin
And they'll end up sh@gging Galtova

by **Galted** Fri 13 Aug 2021, 7:33 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
And they'll end up sh@gging Galtova

Well Sir! At dawn we must duel

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 13 Aug 2021, 8:03 pm

Well Sir! At dawn we must duel
I'll eat Shredded Wheat as my fuel

by **Pal Joey** Mon 16 Aug 2021, 9:54 am

Well Sir! At dawn we must duel
I'll eat Shredded Wheat as my fuel
Then go find my shotgun

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 16 Aug 2021, 10:26 am

Well Sir! At dawn we must duel
I'll eat Shredded Wheat as my fuel
Then go find my shotgun
This sounds like its not fun

by **Pal Joey** Mon 16 Aug 2021, 10:31 am

Well Sir! At dawn we must duel
I'll eat Shredded Wheat as my fuel
Then go find my shotgun
This sounds like its not fun
Think I've got more chance in Kabul.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 09 Sep 2021, 10:35 am

It's time for an irreverent rhyme

by **Pal Joey** Thu 09 Sep 2021, 10:57 am

It's time for an irreverent rhyme
Let's bring on some flippant though-crime!

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 Sep 2021, 2:47 pm

It's time for an irreverent rhyme
Let's bring on some flippant though-crime!
I think PJ's been bough

by **Pal Joey** Thu 09 Sep 2021, 4:14 pm

It's time for an irreverent rhyme
Let's bring on some flippant though-crime!
I think PJ's been bough
An interesting though

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 13 Sep 2021, 1:34 pm

It's time for an irreverent rhyme
Let's bring on some flippant though-crime!
I think PJ's been bough
An interesting though
Well I'm having a nice time

by **Pal Joey** Thu 21 Oct 2021, 10:07 am

Just booked the hotel in Glasgow

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 21 Oct 2021, 10:11 am

Just booked the hotel in Glasgow
Is it pronounced gow or gow?

by **Pal Joey** Thu 21 Oct 2021, 10:15 am

Just booked the hotel in Glasgow
Is it pronounced gow or gow?
Said the ass to its arse

by lostinwales Thu 21 Oct 2021, 11:48 am

Just booked the hotel in Glasgow
Is it pronounced gow or gow?
Said the ass to its arse
What is this farce?

by **Pal Joey** Thu 21 Oct 2021, 11:53 am

Just booked the hotel in Glasgow
Is it pronounced gow or gow?
Said the ass to its arse
What is this farce?
Buggered if I know... now.

by lostinwales Thu 02 Dec 2021, 3:23 pm

It's that time of year again

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 02 Dec 2021, 7:14 pm

It's that time of year again
When kingdoms, they wax and they wane

by **Pal Joey** Thu 02 Dec 2021, 9:10 pm

It's that time of year again
When kingdoms, they wax and they wane
I dare not a feudal palindrome

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