The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 11 Dec - 20:25

First topic message reminder :

I'm not feeling tippity top

by lostinwales Fri 3 Dec - 11:52

It's that time of year again
When kingdoms, they wax and they wane
I dare not a feudal palindrome
I'll just stick my feet up at home

by **Pal Joey** Tue 7 Dec - 17:14

It's that time of year again
When kingdoms, they wax and they wane
I dare not a feudal palindrome
I'll just stick my feet up at home
And open this text message from Tim Paine

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 7 Dec - 21:40

Yes, it's time once again for the Ashes

by **Pal Joey** Tue 7 Dec - 22:05

Yes, it's time once again for the Ashes
'Cos I'm already tired of Big Bashes

by Guest Wed 8 Dec - 20:39

Yes, it's time once again for the Ashes
'Cos I'm already tired of Big Bashes
A drubbing on day one

by **Pal Joey** Wed 8 Dec - 21:07

Yes, it's time once again for the Ashes
'Cos I'm already tired of Big Bashes
A drubbing on day one
It's all part of the fun

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 9 Dec - 2:44

Yes, it's time once again for the Ashes
'Cos I'm already tired of Big Bashes
A drubbing on day one
It's all part of the fun
Any English optimism crashes.

by lostinwales Thu 9 Dec - 3:00

Christmas parties are lots of fun

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 9 Dec - 3:29

Christmas parties are lots of fun
Only if you can lie about one

by Guest Sun 12 Dec - 21:27

Christmas parties are lots of fun
Only if you can lie about one
Not long until the lights go out

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 Dec - 4:19

Christmas parties are lots of fun
Only if you can lie about one
Not long until the lights go out
(Just Gareth is Just John, no doubt)

by **Galted** Mon 13 Dec - 4:39

Christmas parties are lots of fun
Only if you can lie about one
Not long until the lights go out
(Just Gareth is Just John, no doubt)
and I've heard Atila's a Hun

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 Dec - 4:58

I heard Atilla was a stockbroker

by Guest Mon 13 Dec - 19:36

I heard Atilla was a stockbroker
Budapest’s earliest chainsmoker

by **Galted** Mon 13 Dec - 20:17

I heard Atilla was a stockbroker
Budapest’s earliest chainsmoker
A hundred a day

by **Pal Joey** Mon 13 Dec - 22:11

I heard Atilla was a stockbroker
Budapest’s earliest chainsmoker
A hundred a day
Keeps the Rus' at bay

by Guest Wed 15 Dec - 20:37

I heard Atilla was a stockbroker
Budapest’s earliest chain-smoker
A hundred a day
Keeps the Rus' at bay
While singin’, Livin' La Vida Loca

by **Pal Joey** Wed 15 Dec - 20:38

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 14 Jan - 1:01

I think Just John/Just Gareth has left

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 14 Jan - 1:10

I think Just John/Just Gareth has left
Don't know about you, but I'm bereft

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 14 Jan - 1:27

I think Just John/Just Gareth has left
Don't know about you, but I'm bereft
Aren't we both, just

by **Galted** Fri 14 Jan - 1:35

I think Just John/Just Gareth has left
Don't know about you, but I'm bereft
Aren't we both, just
Quite rampant with lust

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 14 Jan - 1:39

I think Just John/Just Gareth has left
Don't know about you, but I'm bereft
Aren't we both, just
Quite rampant with lust
I'm turned on by a palate that's cleft

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 14 Jan - 1:50

Who knew Jules was a deviant

by **Galted** Fri 14 Jan - 3:08

Who knew Jules was a deviant
that's why his missus is ultra-subservient

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 14 Jan - 3:28

Who knew Jules was a deviant
that's why his missus is ultra-subservient
He eats chips off her back

by **Galted** Fri 14 Jan - 3:42

Who knew Jules was a deviant
that's why his missus is ultra-subservient
He eats chips off her back
and quinoa out her crack

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 14 Jan - 3:44

Who knew Jules was a deviant
that's why his missus is ultra-subservient
He eats chips off her back
and quinoa out her crack
My word, she really is quite lenient.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 14 Jan - 3:44

Who knew Jules was a deviant
that's why his missus is ultra-subservient
He eats chips off her back
and quinoa out her crack
I find that it's quite an alleviant

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 14 Jan - 3:46

You're too late Jules, you runt.

by **Galted** Fri 14 Jan - 4:53

You're too late Jules, you runt
He's off on the Solihull hunt

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 14 Jan - 4:58

You're too late Jules, you runt
He's off on the Solihull hunt
I release the hounds

by **Galted** Fri 14 Jan - 7:08

You're too late Jules, you runt
He's off on the Solihull hunt
I release the hounds
in local playgrounds

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 14 Jan - 7:17

You're too late Jules, you runt
He's off on the Solihull hunt
I release the hounds
in local playgrounds
And I may even catch 50 C*nt

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 14 Jan - 19:50

Clever word play Jules, you rotter

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 9 Feb - 2:53

Clever word play Jules, you rotter
this is the Limerick thread and not a...

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 9 Feb - 2:57

Clever word play Jules, you rotter
this is the Limerick thread and not a...
haven for puns

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 9 Feb - 3:02

Clever word play Jules, you rotter
this is the Limerick thread and not a...
haven for puns
Will you knead my buns?

by lostinwales Wed 9 Feb - 5:00

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Clever word play Jules, you rotter
this is the Limerick thread and not a...
haven for puns
Will you knead my buns?

They are being served with a pig's trotter

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 9 Feb - 6:21

It's cut & paste, not a quote!

by **Pal Joey** Wed 9 Feb - 7:23

It's cut & paste, not a quote!
Said the boy who looked like a stoat

by **Galted** Wed 9 Feb - 7:53

It's cut & paste, not a quote!
Said the boy who looked like a stoat
then Zouma rushed in

by **Pal Joey** Wed 9 Feb - 8:20

It's cut & paste, not a quote!
Said the boy who looked like a stoat
then Zouma rushed in
and attacked Errol Flynn

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 9 Feb - 8:46

It's cut & paste, not a quote!
Said the boy who looked like a stoat
then Zouma rushed in
and attacked Errol Flynn
and Zorro said LiW was a scrote.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 9 Feb - 20:31

What sort of c*nt drop kicks a cat?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 9 Feb - 20:38

What sort of c*nt drop kicks a cat?
A complete @rsehole; simple as that

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 9 Feb - 20:44

What sort of c*nt drop kicks a cat?
A complete @rsehole; simple as that
Cat lives matter

by **Pal Joey** Wed 9 Feb - 20:50

What sort of c*nt drop kicks a cat?
A complete @rsehole; simple as that
Cat lives matter
Just ask Sepp Blatter

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 9 Feb - 20:56

What sort of c*nt drop kicks a cat?
A complete @rsehole; simple as that
Cat lives matter
Just ask Sepp Blatter
I'm not talking to that corrupt tw*t.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 9 Feb - 21:05

I once met a girl from Ukraine

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