Limerick Lane

Any and all Limericks welcome here - I'll start off

James Ward James Ward
Now aint the time to fall on your sword
Head Down
CONCENTRATE
Or else you'll lose the match Mate !

hurry hurry andy murry

Suck a mint and dinnae worry !

Wimbledon is close the time is near,
But who will win? Its not very clear.
With a great show of skill,
We will all get our fill.
So for all players let us cheer.

Murray Murray
Next week I'm going to worry - The Weather, The Court
and how well he fought
Can he bring the cup back to Surrey ???

(bit of poetic licence there)

Beans Beans They're good for the heart
The more you eat The more you ...............

Dare I go on ?????

I know Y I

I is censored




(get me coat)

The tennis section is picking up pace
With debates a plenty it is the best place.
Its growing every day,
Nothing will stand in our way.
v2 is the best, its winning the race.

Long live 606V2

legendkillar wrote:Long live 606V2

Says you
But you're a Mod
Not just any Bod
And my limerick stays - yohoo !

The more you ....
the better you feel
Beans Beans at every meal 8)

Is you on the crazy beans?!?!?

legendkillar wrote:Is you on the crazy beans?!?!?

No - Wacky Grassssss

Care to share?

A pint of whatever yummy is drinking please

606v2 had its troubles???------- well that is certainly true

But then that is quite normal when something is new

There were flexing of muscles... and a few verbal tussles

But hey !!!! I think we have made it don´t you ????

This is FUN

A Pint of Drambuie Shandy all round !!!!!!

A shandy???

Crack the whisky out!!

Ooooooooooooohhhhh


Booze Booze Booze Booze
It makes you lose all feeling
But that's the game
and name no names
whilst your brain is reeling

There was a young lady called yummy,
Who thought limericks would be rather funny,
So she made us this thread,
And we all scratched our heads,
As we took to it like bees do to honey.

Buuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Follow that !

There once was a young man called Andy Murray,
Who people wanted to win a slam in a hurry,
He said:'It's no sweat'
The WUM's started to fret
As they knew he was set to win with a flurry.

Well Done Everyone

Keep it up (Pleeeeze)

(To the tune of 'Daisy, Daisy')

Andy Andy win us a slam do,
We're half crazy,
Waiting for you too,
We know in the end you'll do it,
The Wum's will no doubt rue it,
But Andy's the man
And we know he can
Win a slam or two or more

Brilliant Craig

My Grandpa used to sing that to my Granny (Going back
to the Great War of 1914 here)

There once was a woman from Ealing.....

Oh I won't even go there.

Too many cooks and only one pot
Nole will lift it, cos he's so hot!

With baited breath we await
For Wimbledon to open its gates
And oh what a thrill
To sit on Henman Hill
Sue Barker is fawning
The groundsmen remove all the awning
So lets hope its a corker!
And the winner comes from Mallorca!

Time for Wimbledon lure
But the nation's unsure
Is it Henman Hill?
No, Murray Mount they shrill
Maybe, but Ward's showing some allure!

Not Boggo's , not Ward's
Not Andy's nor Tim's
Wimby is Nole's
I rest my Pimms!

(To the tune of 'Ally's Tartan Army')

We're on the march with Andy's Army,
We're all going to Wimbledon,
And he'll really shake them up,
When Andy lifts the Cup
'Cos Andy's the greatest player the WUM's have ever seen.

There was a young man from Dunblane
Who criscrossed the world in a plane
In persuit of his first slam haul
C'mon Murray his fans call
Make it Wimbers and we can have a ball

But a handsome young man from Spain
Also criscrossed the world in a plane
I also want to win Wimbers and make my fans hcappy
Even if I'm playing fairly scrappy
I will try mi bist to make him fill his nappy.

And so to the third slam
In SW19 the crowds will cram
Some may complain
The grass is slow again
And here comes Rafa, wham-bam!

Strawberry's the fruit
But pineapple's the loot
I know what I'd choose
Please Rafa, don't lose
You can go to the ball in your Armani suit

Some great stuff guys I need to join in. Let me think.

On Friday the draw will be made
And in it best plans will be laid
But shocks will occur
Were you watching? We were!
And to two a million gets paid

There was a wee lad called Andy
Who shouted when things weren't dandy
3 finals have gone
Without a slam won
Please make it 1 at Wimbledon

FOCUS or VAMOS
which will hear?
As Wimbledon opens for another exciting year
I'll be there on the Friday
With my <FANGIRL> t-shirt at the ready
And will give Rafa the biggest of cheers!

Wimbers is here
Hurrah we all cheer
As Woofs opens the beers
But then on a whim
We decide we want Pimms
And leave the poor old girl in tears

Is anyone going to queue?
Can you tell me about the portaloo?
The wait is so long
In the midst of a throng
But hopefully I'll get the best view!

The first day I'm going to camp
I bet in the night I get damp
First time in a tent
Well, it saves on the rent
And Rafa will walk on as defending champ!

Ok I'm going to stop now...

We are <suckers> for limericks ...

Wimbers time is with us again
Champers, strawberries, brollies and rain

Two weeks of winners , losers , surprises galore

So we can see Rafa win the Championship once more

Rafa is playing for World No 1
Djokovic wants his place in the sun
Andy Murray snaps at their heels
Roger Federer knows how that feels
But who will end up the winner on court
After all the battles are fought
Will it be one of the mentioned top four
Or will an outsider cause a furore
128 players are in with a chance
And some could lead them a merry dance
But for now we wait with bated breath
To see them to battle - not quite to the death
And on second Sunday we'll know who's the winner
One thing is for sure - my hair will be thinner!

Can't beat that one (at the mopment) rafandready !

Congrats you've won tonights Limerick Legend !!!

Thanks yummy!

Well done all

Tomorrow is another day

They're changing tarps at Queens
The court is looking EVER so GREEN
Umbrellas UP - Spirits DOWN
Even the Umpire is wearing a frown

The poxy British summer rain
Has delayed play once again
Rafa is fishing
We are all wishing
That Murray cleans up on grass

GRASS ?????????




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