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Dolphin Ziggler wrote:The CC presents the Cumquat Cup, a battle to find who is the biggest Kumquat.

I am undecided on format. Could be a straight knock out - probably neater and easier - or a group format. I do think I’ll stick to no politicians (or no active politicians) and ask people to nominate about 10 choices to me by PM to help with the numbers.

Thought the nominees would just be us. The answer is Tina.

Flipper!

Gutentag Fisted Notches

https://youtu.be/R8AOAap6_k4

Shah!

Tird. Not by choice

superflyweight wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:The CC presents the Cumquat Cup, a battle to find who is the biggest Kumquat.

I am undecided on format. Could be a straight knock out - probably neater and easier - or a group format. I do think I’ll stick to no politicians (or no active politicians) and ask people to nominate about 10 choices to me by PM to help with the numbers.

Thought the nominees would just be us.  The answer is Tina.  

At least start on Galted.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:The CC presents the Cumquat Cup, a battle to find who is the biggest Kumquat.

I am undecided on format. Could be a straight knock out - probably neater and easier - or a group format. I do think I’ll stick to no politicians (or no active politicians) and ask people to nominate about 10 choices to me by PM to help with the numbers.

Thought the nominees would just be us.  The answer is Tina.  

At least start on Galted.

He is more manly than you since he has Putin bacteria on him from Galtova. So the answer is indeed tino.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:The CC presents the Cumquat Cup, a battle to find who is the biggest Kumquat.

I am undecided on format. Could be a straight knock out - probably neater and easier - or a group format. I do think I’ll stick to no politicians (or no active politicians) and ask people to nominate about 10 choices to me by PM to help with the numbers.

Thought the nominees would just be us.  The answer is Tina.  

At least start on Galted.

He is more manly than you since he has Putin bacteria on him from Galtova. So the answer is indeed tino.

Shah! Shah! Shah!

Lock up your daughters! Don't congregate in big groups!

Hi.

Lo.

I can't begin to describe how excited I am about the new competition. I do so hope that one of my c*nts is the winner.

Galted wrote:I can't begin to describe how excited I am about the new competition.  I do so hope that one of my c*nts is the winner.

Hugh Jackman is the winner.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:I can't begin to describe how excited I am about the new competition.  I do so hope that one of my c*nts is the winner.

Hugh Jackman is the winner.

His is a c*nt but there are bigger ones out there.  I have at least five bigger c*nts with double Ls in their names alone.

Cordon, Morgan, Ashley, Vine (J)

Are a few that immediately spring to mind

rIck_dAgless wrote:Cordon, Morgan, Ashley, Vine (J)

Are a few that immediately spring to mind

I sincerely hope you mean Piers and not Eoin or I shall have to consider your membership.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:I can't begin to describe how excited I am about the new competition.  I do so hope that one of my c*nts is the winner.

Hugh Jackman is the winner.

His is a c*nt but there are bigger ones out there.  I have at least five bigger c*nts with double Ls in their names alone.

Neville Southall?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Cordon, Morgan, Ashley, Vine (J)

Are a few that immediately spring to mind

I sincerely hope you mean Piers and not Eoin or I shall have to consider your membership.

Eoin is a lad.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:I can't begin to describe how excited I am about the new competition.  I do so hope that one of my c*nts is the winner.

Hugh Jackman is the winner.

His is a c*nt but there are bigger ones out there.  I have at least five bigger c*nts with double Ls in their names alone.

Neville Southall?

Nope, although he is one.  Don't know what I meant by 'his is a c*nt' but thanks for not ridiculing me about it.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:I can't begin to describe how excited I am about the new competition.  I do so hope that one of my c*nts is the winner.

Hugh Jackman is the winner.

His is a c*nt but there are bigger ones out there.  I have at least five bigger c*nts with double Ls in their names alone.

Neville Southall?

Nope, although he is one.  Don't know what I meant by 'his is a c*nt' but thanks for not ridiculing me about it.

Southall gets a bye on anything after the time he had a go at Michael Owen on Michael Owen's own TV programme.  Michael Owen is a c*nt.

Flipper needs to get this competition off the ground. Appears to be a whole bunch of c*nts that need voting on.

I'm interested to see how it works, do we each get to nominate every round, with a justification and people vote?

or do we have a round by round C**t off?

rIck_dAgless wrote:I'm interested to see how it works, do we each get to nominate every round, with a justification and people vote?

or do we have a round by round C**t off?

There needs to be a time limit as well. A c*nt off cut off.

Do we have, sports C**t, Entertainment C**t etc.

Or are we grouping all c**ts together and have like a top trump c**t with a c**t c*t off

Do we have animal C**ts, consumer object c**ts, companies that are c**ts?

or just c**ts?

Politicians...

lostinwales wrote:Politicians...

Those c*nts are f*cking c*nts.

Can you imagine how jazzed up SerialDAVE would get by this competition.

Could bring him back, to the board

I see Jeff managed to get blocked by Derek Chisora, great effort for our own Tw*tter celeb

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:I'm interested to see how it works, do we each get to nominate every round, with a justification and people vote?

or do we have a round by round C**t off?

There needs to be a time limit as well.

Oh, the irony!

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:I'm interested to see how it works, do we each get to nominate every round, with a justification and people vote?

or do we have a round by round C**t off?

There needs to be a time limit as well.

Oh, the irony!

C*nt!

And fist. What the hell is going on. I can only assume everyone is dead.

Sicond, morning, Tino, I've been dealing with some Poopie or other at work, nice to see you get a fist.

You well?

rIck_dAgless wrote:Sicond, morning, Tino, I've been dealing with some Poopie or other at work, nice to see you get a fist.

You well?

Yes, champ. Thanks. You?

Things are picking up with the business for obvious reasons so might not have to sell one of the kids yet (I was looking forward to choosing one to be fair). Not entirely out of woods yet but in better shape than we were a few months back.

I've got some tentative plans to head back to the motherland at the end of the month. You been back recently?

Glad to hear that mate, hope it picks up quick.

I went back a few weeks ago as my old man wanted a play in my new car, and needed help setting his smart TV up, and somehow F***ing up my Netfilx even though i have given him his own profile.

Northwich has changed beyond recognition TBH. Lots of money has been spent, well, in doing up all around where the old Floatel was. It's actually quite nice to see.

Were you going to hunger games the kids?

It would be like Sophie's Choice, but in a good way.

Morning. I'm not the Labour Party.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
C*nt!

And fist.

If the CC ever ran a pub it would be known as The C*nt and Fist.

Hartlepool voters. C*nts.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
C*nt!

And fist.

If the CC ever ran a pub it would be known as The C*nt and Fist.

With the tagline - "purveyors of cheap beer and violent sexual imagery".

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
C*nt!

And fist.

If the CC ever ran a pub it would be known as The C*nt and Fist.

With the tagline - "purveyors of cheap beer and violent sexual imagery".  

With pictures of Morgan (not the cricketer), Ferrell, Sandler, Shipman, Corbyn, Fred West, Jack Whitehall, Bono, Swann, Warne, Bundy, Warner, Richard Quest and Harry on the walls.

Might have missed a few but they'd be the most prominent ones in the King of Jerks and Rotten Killers Bar.

Peej running the B&B, cereal as a bar snack.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Peej running the B&B, cereal as a bar snack.

I'd have a small office in a corner of the basement.

Whose face would be on the dartboard, rick?

Inferior fly

Pal Joey wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
C*nt!

And fist.

If the CC ever ran a pub it would be known as The C*nt and Fist.

With the tagline - "purveyors of cheap beer and violent sexual imagery".  

With pictures of Morgan (not the cricketer), Ferrell, Sandler, Shipman, Corbyn, Fred West, Jack Whitehall, Bono, Swann, Warne, Bundy, Warner, Richard Quest and Harry on the walls.

Might have missed a few but they'd be the most prominent ones in the King of Jerks and Rotten Killers Bar.

Steve Smith. Actually a bigger c*nt than Warner which takes some effort.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
C*nt!

And fist.

If the CC ever ran a pub it would be known as The C*nt and Fist.

With the tagline - "purveyors of cheap beer and violent sexual imagery".  

With pictures of Morgan (not the cricketer), Ferrell, Sandler, Shipman, Corbyn, Fred West, Jack Whitehall, Bono, Swann, Warne, Bundy, Warner, Richard Quest and Harry on the walls.

Might have missed a few but they'd be the most prominent ones in the King of Jerks and Rotten Killers Bar.

Steve Smith. Actually a bigger c*nt than Warner which takes some effort.

Both are 'mentally ill' in my book. Have a feeling Smith doesn't know it though.

You'd also have to have Stokes right up there. Top shelf c*nt in every respect. I stood a few feet behind him in the nets once. A jerk personified.

Is a Friday michaels called a Frichaels?

JuliusHMarx wrote:Is a Friday michaels called a Frichaels?

Frunt!

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Is a Friday michaels called a Frichaels?

Frunt!

Fff

Kingraf has been sighted over on the boxing board.

The CC will bring em all back, eventually

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:The CC will bring em all back, eventually

Jeff used an 'lol out loud' on T*tter yesterday. He frequently uses 'rip in peace'. They can't escape.