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I got it supes, because I am not a moron.

The benefits of an expensive Dundee education.

F*king lawyers. You people really are the worst.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*king lawyers. You people really are the worst.

We really are.

Most of Shah's choices are just people from here or Tino's kids.

One person just sent me different pictures of Hugh Jackman.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote: Tino's kids.

Contemplated nominating some of them myself.

Tino, for no-one in particular, can you explain why wasps aren't people?

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Tino, for no-one in particular, can you explain why wasps aren't people?

Whoever nominated them is a massive c*nt themselves.

I think I made an exception for your hated family. The wife does do my head in a bit.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I think I made an exception for your hated family. The wife does do my head in a bit.

I bloody love you, Flipper.

Biggest surprise, a spoiler though, is the three nominations Andy Robertson got. Only 3 people got more and they were obvious cumquats

I don't even know who Andy Robertson is. If he's dead, I'm not him.
Is it too late to send my entries in?

JuliusHMarx wrote:I don't even know who Andy Robertson is. If he's dead, I'm not him.
Is it too late to send my entries in?

Likewise.

Just vote for mine, Jules. Elon Musk isn't one of them.

He is, however, a massive c**t

rIck_dAgless wrote:He is, however, a massive c**t

I think you've made that clear now, rIcKO.

C*nt.

Why are most of the c*nts lumped into one group?

Just trying to help, Tino my boy.

Th*nks

lostinwales wrote:Why are most of the c*nts lumped into one group?

I feel the same about group 4.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:I think that Julius was Norman Lloyd.

I'm n_t Nor_ Coll_r.  

Right, if no one else is owning up I will.

I don't get it?

Maybe the answer is I am a moron. Which is fine.

Thanks for that, had no idea either. Was considering an l*l out loud to hide the fact.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:I think that Julius was Norman Lloyd.

I'm n_t Nor_ Coll_r.  

Right, if no one else is owning up I will.

I don't get it?

Maybe the answer is I am a moron. Which is fine.

Thanks for that, had no idea either. Was considering an l*l out loud to hide the fact.

Its the kind of thing that the oldies here (like me) will get. And no he wasn't very funny. A lifetime's career based on one joke.

For what it's worth I would have nominated Gyles Brandreth and Katie Hopkins, both of whom are bigger c*nts than any of the actual nominations.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I don't even know who Andy Robertson is. If he's dead, I'm not him.
Is it too late to send my entries in?

Nah, I can make an exception. I had to add another few of my own choices to sort the numbers, so I'll do a quick edit. 10 please!

JuliusHMarx wrote:For what it's worth I would have nominated Gyles Brandreth and Katie Hopkins, both of whom are bigger c*nts than any of the actual nominations.

Technicallly Brandreth is a politician (or rather ex politician). The other one is a good call

lostinwales wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:For what it's worth I would have nominated Gyles Brandreth and Katie Hopkins, both of whom are bigger c*nts than any of the actual nominations.

Technicallly Brandreth is a politician (or rather ex politician). The other one is a good call

He was a c*nt on TV way before he was a politician.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

lostinwales wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:For what it's worth I would have nominated Gyles Brandreth and Katie Hopkins, both of whom are bigger c*nts than any of the actual nominations.

Technicallly Brandreth is a politician (or rather ex politician). The other one is a good call

He was a c*nt on TV way before he was a politician.

He was a c*nt before he ever went on television

I used to see him quite often on both QI and HIGNFY and the word 'c*nt' did frequently cross my mind.


Fist.

Sicond again

I like letting you guys get in a few early ones.

Tird

I think it's safe to go forth now.

Sorry for the delay, I was busy picking up my new Tesla which I paid for using bitcoin.

Elon delivered it personally. We smoked some weed together, called some random guy a nonce and watched The Martian before he left.

What a great guy.

Hugh Jackman paid for my mum's Tesla.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Hugh Jackman paid for my mum's Tesla.

Maybe but I bet the f*cking b*llend told the whole world about it. Very loudly. Wearing sunglasses. Indoors. At night.

C*nt.

Some cricket dude called Swann was just giving out free puppies to orphans so stopped to chat, nice guy.

Just saw Emma Watson hit a hospital with a rocket fired out of her minge.

Pics or it didn't happen

rIck_dAgless wrote:Some cricket dude called Swann was just giving out free puppies to orphans so stopped to chat, nice guy.

At least they won't go hungry.

Fair point, LIW

Joe Rogan is a Musk enabler and just as big of a c**t

Subway toasted Sandwich Tuna Mayo pickle lettuce jalapeños sweetcorn cucumber on tiger bread plus flaming Hot Nachos with Jalapeños. 

13/10

Eid mubarak you infidels

Classic, Shah.

ShahenshahG wrote:Subway toasted Sandwich Tuna Mayo pickle lettuce jalapeños sweetcorn cucumber on tiger bread plus flaming Hot Nachos with Jalapeños. 

13/10

Eid mubarak you infidels

Shah! Shah! Shah!

We haven't had a lunch review for years. Good contribution.

Dairy Lea roll with added ready salted crisps
The rest of the ready salted crisps
Coffee
Orange Penguin

7.2414/10

F**k me I accidentally switched over to "Loose Men" hosted by Richard Madely.

How is that a thing for the sake of f**k, i may need to rethink my choices

rIck_dAgless wrote:F**k me I accidentally switched over to "Loose Men" hosted by Richard Madely.

How is that a thing for the sake of f**k, i may need to rethink my choices

Not sure people suffering from incontinence should be the target of your derision Rick. Have a word with yourself.

rIck_dAgless wrote:F**k me I accidentally switched over to "Loose Men" hosted by Richard Madely.

Course you did, mate.

This is a safe place for you, riCKO. Don't feel like you need to be someone you're not.

If you 2 weren't already on my list of c**ts, you would be added in no short time.

I don't think having a show where random celebrity men pretend to understand what the f*ck is happening in the World and offer their own thoughts is what we all need now. Couldn't he just start a podcast like everyone else?

Lunch

Bacon sarnie. Home made bread 3 rashers of streaky bacon and a fried egg. Great taste plus the risk factor of where and how the yolk breaks. Also makes me very popular with the cat.

lostinwales wrote:Lunch

Bacon sarnie. Home made bread 3 rashers of streaky bacon and a fried egg. Great taste plus the risk factor of where and how the yolk breaks. Also makes me very popular with the cat.

Jesus. That is a real lunch.

I had anchovy salad like a proper Man of the North, and a cup of tea, 2 tea bags.

rIck_dAgless wrote:I had anchovy salad like a proper Man of the North, and a cup of tea, 2 tea bags.

That is almost as soft as my dairy lea roll, ricKO.

At least I put crisps in it.

I may have to go and p*ss in the sink to remind myself I am a Man of the North.

I had Cofresh chilli and lime crisps, something that Shah's lot does well.