Welcome to The Culture Cup Presents: The Cumquat Cup! Group Two (Vote for Two)

Welcome to The Culture Cup Presents: The Cumquat Cup! It is our job to find out who is the biggest kumquat going at the moment. Not politicians, not real terrorists and that game, but annoying pr!cks that ruin days for no reason except existing.

Vote for the two biggest kumquats, two will qualify for the knockout stage. Rumours of a European Kumquat League have been silenced. You may notice this is the same introduction for each post. Good for you.

Meghan Markle
Virat Kohli
Wilfried Zaha
Prince Charles
Eddie Hearn
Lee Hendrie (Ex Villa player)
Graeme Swann
Jose Mourinho

Voted for my own, I think that's acceptable in this competition as it's about the biggest c*nt and not the best nominator of c*nts.

Would've gone for Jose Mourinho otherwise.

Markle and Hearn