Welcome to The Culture Cup Presents: The Cumquat Cup! Group Four (Vote for Two)

Welcome to The Culture Cup Presents: The Cumquat Cup! It is our job to find out who is the biggest kumquat going at the moment. Not politicians, not real terrorists and that game, but annoying pr!cks that ruin days for no reason except existing.

Vote for the two biggest kumquats, two will qualify for the knockout stage. Rumours of a European Kumquat League have been silenced. You may notice this is the same introduction for each post. Good for you.

David Warner
Richard Branson
Noel Fielding
Dan Walker
Steve Smith
John Lydon
Roman Kemp
Bono

Voted for my own, I think that's acceptable in this competition as it's about the biggest c*nt and not the best nominator of c*nts.

Would've gone for Bono otherwise.

Dont know who Steve Smith is in this context, but I went to school with a Steve Smith and he was a wee dick so he gets one of my votes here.

Bono and Warner