GET IN THE HOLE !!!

Should we just shoot them ?

Surely if you shoot a hole you just get a hole in a hole

Where would it end??

That's a very holeist comment!

Ah but it does go the hole hog!

SetupDeterminesTheMotion wrote:Should we just shoot them ?

No, what the hell are you some kind of nutjob? Shoot them? Crazy talk!

No think the best thing is that thing they do with dogs that bark too much... remove their vocal chords... and when they Poopie, rub their noses in it, drag them round on a choker chain and castrate them...

Holey moley Rossa that's harsh!

MustPuttBetter wrote:Holey moley Rossa that's harsh!

You're right the firing squad is probably the best thing.

Remember that scene at the end of Braveheart............

Is that where he shouts 'Freda!!!!' ?

Which is my best mate's mum's name
She loves Mel for mentioning her

........efter being hung ,drawn and quartered. He did outlive Longshanks though!

No he didn't.

I always shout it out when Im getting it on with Mrs Diggers.

Me too! :run2:

She's nothing if not accommodating.

Don't be daft, Mel Gibson outlived Longshanks by at least 800 years.

Perhaps what is needed is a pithy put down.

Suggestions ...

Where's a pithy put down when you need it the most?

A donkey bray might work.

How about Shut the F**K up you gormless tw@t!!! Would that work?

Perhaps what is needed is a pithy put down.

Suggestions ...

"What an a**hole"

Noshankingtonite wrote:How about Shut the F**K up you gormless tw@t!!! Would that work?

No on reflection......... not the Stephen Fry donkey bray, that would be lost on him.

Interesting that we have never heard a woman shout GITH, wonder why? Perhaps Gael could enlighten us.

A collective HeeHaw just might work.

We know our place DTH.

Drives me nuts though that some folk could be so stupid as to shout this (for example) from the tee of a par 5 hole. One of those american imports that seems to be catching on here. Question is, how does one nip it in the bud?

Wonder why the media who always have so much to say for themselves don't draw attention to this. Of course, perhaps they think that in drawing attention to it in some way dignifies it but as it is such a stupid thing to say, it might just have the effect of stopping it in its tracks.

Right then, who's going to send the email to Peter Alliss re this subject?

I can't cos I'll be at The Open.

And, no, I don't have one o dem fancy blueberry phones.