The trouble with watching Boxing in Britain!!!

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Is that you can't get to watch a big fight at a civilised hour......

Used to watching greats like Tyson, Holyfield, Hagler, Hearns, Curry at eight o'clock at night!!!!! Not big fights in the early hours of the morning..

Can't you move this Island closer to the States.......and enter a better time zone...Who Knows our sporting prowess may rub off on you too...

Anyhow c'mon David...do the business!! Boxing needs you.

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:You mean you haven't tried the ----- through the bottom of the popcorn box trick..

tut tut I knew Brits were slow learners!!

I tried that Truss. The film was only 90 mins long though and she didnt get through enough popcorn to reach it. Either mine is really small or im gonna have to start taking fat birds in future

The way to a classy girl's heart is to wine and dine her, open doors for her, let her do the talking and look on politely, send her flowers and chocolates regularly and act like a gentleman!!!

But hey who wants to follow convention!!! 8)

There's also the "Hey, can you help me lift this sofa in the back of my van? I've hurt my arm and can't manage it. Say...are you about a size fourteen?" *wallop* technique.

Unfortunately I get the sofa one every week....

and not that kind of wallop...

When I was 5 years old this sleezy looking bloke pulled up in a car. He wound down the window and said "Hello little boy, would you come in my car for a fiver". I replied "I dont normally do this kinda thing but if you give me a tenner il come in your mouth"

The welsh gigolo......The sequel to Rick Gere's American version hey..

Didn't know you were a child star...

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:The welsh gigolo......The sequel to Rick Gere's American version hey..

Didn't know you were a child star...

Oh I was a star alright Truss. By the time I was 10 I was getting carted around in the back of limos and that...

Could do with you down the blue oyster by the sound of it..

Not had a star there since Rock Hudson had a round..

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Could do with you down the blue oyster by the sound of it..

Not had a star there since Rock Hudson had a round..

Much like porn star Peter North...those days are behind me now (or should that read those blokes are no longer behind me)

Still it's good that you can admit your past.....

I always find it hard to admit that my amateur record was 89-0 (83)..as I'm too humble a guy!!

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Still it's good that you can admit your past.....

I always find it hard to admit that my amateur record was 89-0 (83)..as I'm too humble a guy!!

You made 89 amateur gay porn movies? You should of turned pro earlier Truss. Ambition is critical...

89 movies..? What's the (83) part then???

BALTIMORA wrote:89 movies..? What's the (83) part then???

The (83) means he managed to "finish on his opponent" before the film was up

So...the other six 'went the distance'?

BALTIMORA wrote:So...the other six 'went the distance'?

Yeah he "failed to finish on them" in time which is disappointing I guess

So...Truss was a teenage jizzbag?

BALTIMORA wrote:So...Truss was a teenage jizzbag?

My secret is out..

We each have our crosses to bear...


...I've never done THAT though...

But you're always welcome to come down to the blue oyster and join the fun..

Is there a 'spectators' area..?

We encourage audience participation.......

The babycham afterwards though is free!

More of an Amaretto guy myself...

I prefer Jim Beam and Jack Daniels.....

They were 2 of the 89.....