Another Drive4show 'Anything goes' thread

[super_realist]

Rugby players are too fat to catch us Davie.

[beninho]

So your wife is with you, then she is not there for whatever reason, you hear a noise in the bathroom, the obvious thing is, she is in the bathroom. What logical reason would you then have to start shooting at the bathroom. No reason can that be an accident.

[incontinentia]

Binoculars never really took off over here.

[GunsGerms]

So your wife is with you, then she is not there for whatever reason, you hear a noise in the bathroom, the obvious thing is, she is in the bathroom. What logical reason would you then have to start shooting at the bathroom. No reason can that be an accident.

You might think to ask the person in the jacks if they are your wife before you blow their head off too.

[incontinentia]

So your wife is with you, then she is not there for whatever reason, you hear a noise in the bathroom, the obvious thing is, she is in the bathroom. What logical reason would you then have to start shooting at the bathroom. No reason can that be an accident.

He thought she was still in bed asleep. Obviously he was an idiot not to check and make sure, but he was on his stumps and felt vulnerable. post mortem shows she had empty bladder which indicates she was not running from an argument but simply going to the toilet.

[GunsGerms]

So your wife is with you, then she is not there for whatever reason, you hear a noise in the bathroom, the obvious thing is, she is in the bathroom. What logical reason would you then have to start shooting at the bathroom. No reason can that be an accident.

He thought she was still in bed asleep. Obviously he was an idiot not to check and make sure, but he was on his stumps and felt vulnerable. post mortem shows she had empty bladder which indicates she was not running from an argument but simply going to the toilet.

I would have an empty bladder too if someone calling themselves bladerunner was shooting at me.

[incontinentia]

So your wife is with you, then she is not there for whatever reason, you hear a noise in the bathroom, the obvious thing is, she is in the bathroom. What logical reason would you then have to start shooting at the bathroom. No reason can that be an accident.

He thought she was still in bed asleep. Obviously he was an idiot not to check and make sure, but he was on his stumps and felt vulnerable. post mortem shows she had empty bladder which indicates she was not running from an argument but simply going to the toilet.

I would have an empty bladder too if someone calling themselves bladerunner was shooting at me.

Perhaps he thought Reeva was a replicant?

[navyblueshorts]

I would have an empty bladder too if someone calling themselves bladerunner was shooting at me.

Joking aside though, it seems everyone has condemned him already. As Incon says, he was on his stumps, it was dark and it was in South Africa. I know a couple of SA couples and they are reasonably well off, live in good districts but they all sleep within reach of firearms. Hindsight is wonderful thing - he should have checked but we weren't there were we?

[incontinentia]

From the evidence, I don't think he has a leg to stand on.

Hope the jury don't get stumped.

[super_realist]

Have you seen how close together the eyes are of that IRA man who got away with the Hyde Park bombing?

Real Padraig Village idiot look to him.

[incontinentia]

Spoiler:

[pedro]

inco, didn't know you were a Schalke 04 fan?

[mystiroakey]

I wish i watched that game over that Chelsea bore fest

[pedro]

Bale paying back some of his €100M debt. CR7 some player. These days it's hard to beleive he once played at ManU.

[mystiroakey]

What is Manu?

[navyblueshorts]

What is Manu?

Tuilagi? I'm sure some of his opponents wonder what he is...

[mystiroakey]

Arr yes the English rugby legend that will be returning soon from injury!

Sorry i thought he was talking about some obscure footballing team?

[pedro]

Moyes now bookie favorite as the next one to go. (tbh he was my favorite to go sooner rather than later ever since he was appointed)

[incontinentia]

Have you seen how close together  the eyes are of that IRA man who got away with the Hyde Park bombing?

Real Padraig Village idiot look to him.

Does your trouble with the ladies stem from the fact that you have eyes on you temples, like a cow?

[westisbest]

On the subject of football. Have you seen the new Scotland away top.

Shocking.

[super_realist]

On the subject of football. Have you seen the new Scotland away top.

Shocking.

Just like the team.....actually, the team is doing better than it has for years. ONly an idiot would actually wear a football strip though other than on a pitch, so does it really matter what it looks like?

[GunsGerms]

On the subject of football. Have you seen the new Scotland away top.

Shocking.

I thought it was quite nice.

[westisbest]

On the subject of football. Have you seen the new Scotland away top.

Shocking.

Just like the team.....actually, the team is doing better than it has for years. ONly an idiot would actually wear a football strip though other than on  a pitch, so does it really matter what it looks like?

 
They are doing better, good luck to them.
 
Ah this old chestnut again.
 
I only wear my football top on matchdays, sometimes dont even bother.
Have worn it on non matchdays. I'm no idiot and would'nt say people who do are.
 
When i'm walking down the street and somebody is walking past me with a football shirt on, the last thing I think is what an idiot,(unless its a blues top  ).
 
In all honesty who cares what somebody is wearing.
Maybe the person thinking what an idiot has issues, eh SR  .

[super_realist]

More the symbology and insecurity of having to show who you support, rather than the garishness and sheer nastiness of the fabric, just as sad as those Brits on holiday draping their Union Jack over the balcony.

[mystiroakey]

On the subject of football. Have you seen the new Scotland away top.

Shocking.

Just like the team.....actually, the team is doing better than it has for years. ONly an idiot would actually wear a football strip though other than on  a pitch, so does it really matter what it looks like?

Wow SR is  Scotland football supporter.. and he wont even knock the puke coloured stripey shirt either.

SR is getting more Scottish by the day.

You better watch out mate , before you know it yuuou will be a full on Braveheart celt downing whisky and deep fried haggis.

On that subject you have to watch this clip ..

Funniest stand up i have seen in yonks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHA1ufmLZQY

[navyblueshorts]

More the symbology and insecurity of having to show who you support, rather than the garishness and sheer nastiness of the fabric, just as sad as those Brits on holiday draping their Union Jack over the balcony.

So, it must be the case that you wear no clothing, whatsoever, that has any visible logo at all eh? Nothing, nada. Your skiing kit has no visible logo(s)? Your running kit?? For that matter, your golf clubs? Etc etc. It's all brand advertising whether it be to a club, Country or manufacturer.

[super_realist]

I don't wear skiing gear, running gear, or golf gear whilst going about my normal business.

The popular site FullKitW@nkers is the type of football shirt wearer I'm talking about.

[mystiroakey]

what sort of golf gear to you wear for it to be so disimilar to what you would normally wear?

have you got plus 4's and one of them visors!

[super_realist]

Of course not, but I wouldn't dress up in my golf gear to go to the pub, supermarket, cinema etc like guys do in football tops.

[barragan]

am i the only one who wears their normal clothes to play golf? i don't have any specific 'golf gear'...

[barragan]

i also don't own a single pair of jeans...which makes me a weirdo apparently

[mystiroakey]

No you certainly am not. I wear polo shirts as a norm , for golf or not for golf, i wear fitted trousers for golf or on a normal day as much as i would also wear jeans on a regular day. I dont play golf in jeans - but i dont wear specific golf trousers.. And anyway- what is even wrong with them any way? Just normal trousers on the whole

[mystiroakey]

I will admit to having one pair of Ian poulter classy cheque trousers. Ok I have admited it.. But that is only for the biggie golf days...

[navyblueshorts]

Of course not, but I wouldn't dress up in my golf gear to go to the pub, supermarket, cinema etc like guys do in football tops.

Yeah. I suppose that's a difference. The wearing of gear outside of the environment where it might be expected. I assume your normal day/work clothes have no visible logos?

[navyblueshorts]

Question: Is Vladamir Putin quite the macho a-hole he's appearing to be?

Do you think the Russians know what irony is? So much carp from the ethnic Russians of Crimea and from Putin et al about how they're simply fighting "fascism". What a bunch of w@nkers!
Does anyone find it ironic that they bang on about facism when, all the while, what they're doing is exactly what the arch-Facist, Hitler, did in the Anschluss and in the Sudatenland?

Idiots!! Macho, childish, cretinous idiots!

[incontinentia]

Yes Putin certainly seems like quite the tool. And they have announced the test launch of an ICBM today, which seems a little drastic, but probably more mind games than anything. Interesting to see how this develops.

[Roller_Coaster]

On the flip side he's seen a country in which Russia has significant legitimate interest sign up to a deal that formalises the roadmap to possible political change requested/required by the opposition only for the same opposition to renege on it in 24 hours and depose the legitimately elected leader and insert someone else with little legitimate justification.

He's witnessed the US pretty much do whatever it wants, wherever it wants, whenever it wants with much more tenuous justification such as in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Whilst I do still think he's acting like a knob and potentially risking a significant international incident possibly war, I can see it's not all as clear cut as it is being made out in the media and the utter, outright condemnation by the "west" does smack somewhat of double standards.

As an aside, what Russia seems to be doing looks almost like the "salami tactics" discussed in Yes Prime Minister (The Grand Design) about when the PM would "push the button". Mildly amusing that the Russian Foreign ministry appears to be using 80's British comedy as a tactical plan! Maybe deploying Ronnie Corbett as a counter measure would suffice...

[navyblueshorts]

On the flip side he's seen a country in which Russia has significant legitimate interest sign up to a deal that formalises the roadmap to possible political change requested/required by the opposition only for the same opposition to renege on it in 24 hours and depose the legitimately elected leader and insert someone else with little legitimate justification.

He's witnessed the US pretty much do whatever it wants, wherever it wants, whenever it wants with much more tenuous justification such as in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Whilst I do still think he's acting like a knob and potentially risking a significant international incident possibly war, I can see it's not all as clear cut as it is being made out in the media and the utter, outright condemnation by the "west" does smack somewhat of double standards.

As an aside, what Russia seems to be doing looks almost like the "salami tactics" discussed in Yes Prime Minister (The Grand Design) about when the PM would "push the button". Mildly amusing that the Russian Foreign ministry appears to be using 80's British comedy as a tactical plan! Maybe deploying Ronnie Corbett as a counter measure would suffice...

Maybe. Yanukovytch(sp?) and his cronies may have embezzled, what, $70bn? In any case, it's not Russia is it and it's not Putin's to put his clumsy oar into. I quite understand his interest in what sort of Ukraine comes out of this though, but that's a different thing.

You mention the U.S., Iraq and Afghanistan. I have no problem with your comment on Iraq but Afghanistan was a completely different kettle of fish. They happily hosted a nutty paramilitary group who'd just successfully flown three passenger jets into U.S. buildings, narrowly failed with a fourth and the ruling Taliban had basically told the U.S. to **** off in the aftermath. I don't recall anyone, at the time, saying the U.S. was wrong to go into Afghanistan.

Deploying Ronnie Corbett is bound to induce the Russians to go nuclear. It would be worth global destruction to stop it...

[kwinigolfer]

Mostly agree nbs, but we shouldn't forget that the Iraqi invasion was strictly gratuitous for political purposes only, when they should have been laying waste to Osama's refuge immediately.
As of course they started to do before they decided to divert the fire engines to Iraq instead when there was no fire there to be fought. Until the US lit the Baghdad Bonfire to ignite Bush's base.

[navyblueshorts]

Don't misunderstand me Kwini, I think the Iraq débacle is/was a disgrace, almost certainly illegal and I seriously hope I live to see that piece of mérde who is Bliar, in front of a Hague tribunal. Somehow, I doubt it but one can always hope!
Whomever came up with, and sold the idea of, Tony Blair as some sort of Middle East Ambassador must have suggested it as a joke while drunk and probably died laughing when that's essentially what happened. You couldn't make it up.

[kwinigolfer]

B-Liar somehow gave Bush/Cheney the credibility in the US that they needed, it somehow seemed to authenticate the whole vendetta against Iraq. He must have thought he was de facto President for a while - until the bullets really started to fly. Despicable.

[pedro]

The 9/11 terrorists mainly lived in Germany and the US. Maybe that's why Angela's phone is being tapped by Obama.

The irony about Crimea is that Putin heavily opposed when the West considered making a humanitarian intervention in Syria - depite tens of thousands being killed. He even had a full-pager in NY Times etc. decribing how wrong that would be. Now he is doing exactly the same in Crimea - for humanitarian purposes.
IMO Putin is a small man with a small d!ck. First Georgia, now "Sudentenland". Let NATO send the Germans to Crimea as peace keepers - they know the area...

[navyblueshorts]

...Let NATO send the Germans to Crimea as peace keepers - they know the area...

I shouldn't laugh, but...

[Roller_Coaster]

"First Georgia, now "Sudentenland"."

Read it a few times and I still can't stop reading it as "Sunderland"

Sorry - it's amusing me.

[pedro]

Well they can have Sunderland. (A shame Di Canio isn't there anymore. I'm sure he'd have a lot in common with Vladimir.)

[kwinigolfer]

-uck a duck,
I see Elena Baltacha has been diagnosed with liver cancer.
Not the sort of thing you expect to read about a recently retired athlete.
Scarcely surprising her form suffered the past couple of years.
Sounds grim, so good luck to, and great care for, her.

[navyblueshorts]

Yeah. Just saw that. Not a good sign. Hope she beats it.

[super_realist]

Mac will be in mourning. Bob Crow has snuffed it.

[pedro]

Usain Bolt new EPL player? 

[McLaren]

Mac will be in mourning. Bob Crow has snuffed it.

He did a great job for his union and if there were more out there like him, then all workers would benefit. Only power in the workplace will provide us with true democracy.

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