It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

by **Galted** Mon 23 Jan 2017, 1:55 pm

Have I missed it?

by **Galted** Mon 23 Jan 2017, 1:55 pm

I'll be f*cking annoyed if I have.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 23 Jan 2017, 2:02 pm

Galted wrote:Have I missed it?

This gets it Galts....

by **Galted** Mon 23 Jan 2017, 5:27 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
Galted wrote:Have I missed it?

This gets it Galts....

Cheers, Dagless, that is brilliantish.

Though I wish I 'd come up with something memorable and Julius's-kittens-related.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 23 Jan 2017, 5:37 pm

Galted wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Galted wrote:Have I missed it?

This gets it Galts....

Cheers, Dagless, that is brilliantish.

Though I wish I 'd come up with something memorable and Julius's-kittens-related.

Should have done an ode to Rowley's puppies. maybe he would have made a welcome return.

by **Galted** Mon 23 Jan 2017, 7:18 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Galted wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Galted wrote:Have I missed it?

This gets it Galts....

Cheers, Dagless, that is brilliantish.

Though I wish I 'd come up with something memorable and Julius's-kittens-related.

Should have done an ode to Rowley's puppies. maybe he would have made a welcome return.

It'll be ages before the chance comes around again. If only I could go back in time.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 24 Jan 2017, 6:23 am

Your 9000th post is coming up. I'm sure that could do the job

Gutentag Notches, Tumultous Tuesday with Rapey Rick, Judicial Julius, Gallant Galted and Joey Deacon Superfly, with a ~~cameltoe~~ cameo from Totty Tattieh.

All good in the hoods?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 24 Jan 2017, 7:45 am

morning mate, I actually beat someone in a pool match last night called Richard Raper, so the name seems apt.

You well?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 24 Jan 2017, 8:18 am

rick_dagless wrote:...I actually beat someone in a pool match last night...

Cue applause.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 24 Jan 2017, 8:33 am

That pun took balls Jules, well done.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 24 Jan 2017, 8:41 am

Not bad Rick, a just a bit of the flu, (note that I didn't WFH like "northerner" tino) and you should chalk that up to Jules experience

by Tattie Scones RRN Tue 24 Jan 2017, 10:14 am

Ever tried this Rick?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-england-bristol-38562178

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 24 Jan 2017, 12:04 pm

Proper flu Shah? Or a bad cold?

Is that the trick shot thing TSRRN?

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 24 Jan 2017, 12:36 pm

As in people have crossed the road to avoid me.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 24 Jan 2017, 12:38 pm

That will happen more and more with Brexit mate, so good practice!

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 24 Jan 2017, 12:49 pm

Hahaha to be honest it's only when Asians cross the road I notice.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 24 Jan 2017, 12:55 pm

Fair point, just paint a cross on your door and be done with it.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 24 Jan 2017, 1:01 pm

I think I would enjoy the scrap before I was beaten to death haven't hit anybody with a crowbar in 17 years. Quite a thunk it makes.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 24 Jan 2017, 1:49 pm

Quarter chicken plus double peri peri chicken grilled burger lemon and herb with chips and a can of coke. 9/10

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 24 Jan 2017, 2:07 pm

1 sausage roll, 1/10

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 24 Jan 2017, 2:19 pm

You on a diet or have the cafeteria staff been instructed 5o give you crap food

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 24 Jan 2017, 2:23 pm

I was on a quick fire lunch mate and that's all I could eat on the spin.

Today has mainly been one of reiterating simple points to idiots, the indigestion of wolfing down a sub standard sausage roll has not assisted, how is your day going?

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 24 Jan 2017, 3:21 pm

Pretty good, even though I got the flu, I went to the gym and feeling better now. Sweated most of it out though felt like Poopie for the first hour or so. Will probably go again but just sit in the sauna.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 24 Jan 2017, 3:56 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Today has mainly been one of reiterating simple points to idiots...

I don't understand.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 25 Jan 2017, 7:59 am

Morning men, my ignoring my man fluism has resulted in feeling much worse and it has laid me low... but still at work as no cover available. Feck you southern work from home Tino.

by **Galted** Wed 25 Jan 2017, 8:56 am

Spread the disease if you can't shake it, Shah. Punish the f*cking infidel vermin.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 25 Jan 2017, 8:59 am

Cat still giving you the cold shoulder then?

by **Galted** Wed 25 Jan 2017, 9:07 am

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 25 Jan 2017, 9:34 am

Shah, there's no point invoking Tino - the c*nt won't even come on here to bore us with insect facts any more.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 25 Jan 2017, 10:41 am

Did you know the gerridae (water strider) can eat breakfast, lunch and dinner on water?

Boo bloody hoo donkey droppers.

by **Galted** Wed 25 Jan 2017, 11:00 am

That's a bloody good fact. I've eaten supper on water before but I was in a boat.

by **Galted** Wed 25 Jan 2017, 11:00 am

And we don't have to accuse LD of being dead which is a relief.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 25 Jan 2017, 11:13 am

Yes Galted, I'm not Siewert Öholm.

It has been distressingly hot here recently but a relatively cool 22 today. Spiders are active at this time of year.

by **Galted** Wed 25 Jan 2017, 11:23 am

It's been fairly cold here and Galtova has nagged me into wearing the furry hat and woolly gloves she bought me for my birthday so I look like a massive c*nt when I go to work.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 25 Jan 2017, 11:36 am

Morning homies, good to see our antipodean associate is still around.

Cold here too.

by **superflyweight** Wed 25 Jan 2017, 11:48 am

Galted wrote:It's been fairly cold here and Galtova has nagged me into wearing the furry hat and woolly gloves she bought me for my birthday so I look like a massive c*nt when I go to work.

The rest of the post is redundant.

by **Galted** Wed 25 Jan 2017, 12:56 pm

F*ck you, super, at least my user name is capitalised.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 26 Jan 2017, 6:48 am

Morning, people.

by **Galted** Thu 26 Jan 2017, 9:13 am

Morning, Dagless.

It's a madhouse on here today.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 26 Jan 2017, 9:21 am

I'm not Mary Tyler Moore.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 26 Jan 2017, 9:26 am

It is crazy Galts I am struggling to keep up with all the threads...

Glad to hear it Jules, morning both.

by **Galted** Thu 26 Jan 2017, 11:26 am

Galted wrote:F*ck you, super, at least my user name is capitalised.

I think that that was my 9000th post.

I feel a bit let down.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 26 Jan 2017, 12:13 pm

Galted wrote:
Galted wrote:F*ck you, super, at least my user name is capitalised.

I think that that was my 9000th post.

I feel a bit let down.

You let us all down Galted.

by **superflyweight** Thu 26 Jan 2017, 12:16 pm

Galted wrote:
Galted wrote:F*ck you, super, at least my user name is capitalised.

I think that that was my 9000th post.

I feel a bit let down.

I'm honoured to have been abused by you in your 9000th post.

by **Galted** Thu 26 Jan 2017, 3:14 pm

Sorry, Julius, I wish I could take your disappointment and turn it into physical pain for myself.

At least superfly gained some satisfaction, even if it is the smug type.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Jan 2017, 8:27 am

8:27. Fist.

Your Culture Cup needs you!

by **Galted** Fri 27 Jan 2017, 9:19 am

I will not let such a fine opening post be a michaelser.

I don't see any famous deaths on the news today so presumably Shah's alive.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Jan 2017, 10:32 am

It's just you and me Galted, me old mucker, me old mate, me old pal.

by **Galted** Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:51 am

We've had some times, 'aven't we Julio?

We've certainly had some times.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:33 pm

Hi boys, I've been quarantined for my own good and the good of my colleagues . Damn bureaucrats. What's kicking?

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