6CWF Lockdown Card 25/8

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Match 1
Jason Young/James McManus vs Big Al Lustley/Uryu

Match 2
John Marx vs Logan Kincade

Match 3
The Saint vs Rapture vs Longinus

Match 4
La Pulga Loco/Marshall Murdoch/Crime Lord vs Perfect Jack/Edan Ekram/Jerome Dubois

Match 5
Hardcore Title
Scorpion(C) vs James Eagle

Main Event
Undisputed Title
Hero(C) vs Chaos

Eagle continues scribbling something down on the paper.

JE: You know what, I won't be coming to the ring in mask and tights...

He turns round the contract to show Scorpion. It shows a naked James Eagle holding th Hardcore title.

JE: See, I really won't.

D: Maybe you'll enjoy that, Scorpion. I've seen your match with Big Al --

JE: -- Cumstain...

D: Yeah. And you clearly enjoyed getting down and dirty with that pornstar, don't lie.

JE: Dude, quit with the gay jokes. I know your still in your teens, but that's just plain immature.

JE: What he's really trying to say is that you won't be able to cope. Very few people get into the ring alone with me and come out of it as victors. So go back there and enjoy yourself...

D: Perhaps ask Miss Jessica for a blow job, I don't know? Maybe sleep with that title of yours. We all know this is your last night with it anyway.

Eagle, along with Scorpion and Miss Jessica face palm simultaneously.

S: This is my title and it's going nowhere. I expect you already know that, so you might as well go to the back of the queue right now, before someone else joins it. Good luck finding your way out of the desert!

Scorpion laughs as his theme music hits and he makes his way out of the ring accompanied by Miss Jessica. She winks at Denzel, as they make their way backstage. The cameras fade out.

Longinus is backstage and walks into in his locker room where his brothers, Marius and Lucius are talking. As soon as Longinus enters the pair of them stop talking immediately.

Marius turns to Longinus: "What's the deal with this Saint character?"
(as if suddenly changing the subject)

Longinus: "European Champ, in the wrong place at the wrong time. Nothing else much to say really. I'm not too concerned about him. I'm just looking forward to getting my hands on Rapture again."

Lucius chokes on the drink he has just swallowed and tries to disguise it by coughing. Marius swiftly looks at Lucius and scorns.

Lucius clears his throat "Fancy a drink Longy? It's about time we celebrated you winning that title."

Longinus looks at the title hanging up and looks back at Lucius: "You know I've quit the drink and it's done me the world of good. Look at what I've become, look at what I've accomplished."

Marius: "Oh stop being a wimp, one drink isn't going to harm you."

Marius stands up, walks over to a cupboard in the corner an opens the doors. Vodka! And lot's of it. Russian Standard, Grey Goose, Imperia. Even Vodkat (the horrible black one!)

Marius takes out the Grey Goose and puts it on the table. He gets 3 shot glasses and fills them with vodka. Marius picks one up and Lucius does the same. Lucius holds one outstretched to Longinus.

Longinus again looks at the Freeweight Title hanging up and looks back at the outstretched Vodka being passed to him.

Longinus "Oh go on, one wont harm I suppose."

Longinus walks over to Lucius and takes the shot glass.

Marius: "1, 2.......3!"

The vodka's are downed and the glasses slammed on the table. Longinus coughs and splutters.

Marius "Out of practice eh? Time to sort that out."
Marius pours another 3 out and passes one to Longinus. Lucius doesn't even wait for the 3 count, he picks up his glass and necks his straight away and makes a grab for the bottle.

Longinus: "You two are a bad influence on me. I've got a match coming up."
Lucius downs another vodka "That's not for a few hours yet, you have plenty time to sort yourself out for it. Round 3, or is it 4 cometh!?" And pours another shot.

Longinus takes the second vodka and downs it. It tastes much better than the first. Lucius is already half cut and swaying on his chair from side to side. Longinus takes a seat and puts his glass on the table awaiting another shot. Marius also sits down and grabs the bottle off Lucius and pours more drinks.

Marius turns to Lucius and winks. "Let the good times roll" he declares as the 3 of them down more drinks.

In one of the locker rooms backstage Big Al lustley can be seen sat in an armchair wearing a tiger print smoking jacket and his trademark tiger print pouch, Al has a bubble pipe in his mouth and is polishing his golden cockerel award, Al looks up directly into the camera and then looks down and begins to polish his cockerel, Al then blows on the man sausage and places it on a table at the side of him and then looks once more down the lens of the camera.

Al: I was just reminiscing about some of the good times in my life take this award at the side of me for instance, This my friends is my very first golden cockerel award I worked so hard to achieve this which make is even more precious to me. Things haven’t exactly been going my own way here in 6WF lately it’s been a few weeks since i picked up a victory and last week I found myself in a position i never thought i would find myself with another man laid on top of me. Maybe I have been naive in thinking i would be a instant success?

Big Al the crosses his legs and takes another blows on his bubble pipe as tiny soap bubbles fill the room

Who am I kidding I’ve put on one hell of a show so far and i should be proud of my achievements, ive been here just over a month and i have appeared in championship matches not many wrestlers can say they have done better and none have been as bigger hit with the ladies of 6WF as Big Al Lustley the Lovetongue Superman.

Al lifts the pipe to his mouth once more and blows but then no bubbles appear he shakes it and then throws it over his shoulder

Al: This coming Thursday sees me team with Uryu once more to take on that dimwit Mcmanus and Jason Young, maybe this is just what i need to get me back on track team with someone a little more experienced maybe even pick up a few more tips on how to put on the greatest show possible so i can impress the ladies with my sweet moves.

Al then flexes his muscles and kisses his bicep

Now i dont like to disappoint but all this polishing has made me rather sweaty and i need to wash down and as much as i know you would like to join me i wouldn’t want to destroy the illusion of what lies beneath this tiger loin so i will bid they au revoir till next time.

Al then stands up and removes the smoking jacket and walks towards the showers, with the last image of al removing his pouch and entering into the steamy mist.

Backstage Jessica and Scorpion are watching a James Eagle DVD when her phone rings. She looks at the caller ID and smiles to herself, standing up and straightening her skirt.

Miss Jessica : You watch this next move Scorpy, you learn to reverse that and its half of the battle won.

Scorpion : And the other half?

Miss Jessica : I'm just about to fix that.

Scorpion looks confused as Jessica answers the call and steps outside the locker room to take it privately.

Miss Jessica : I knew you'd call sooner rather than later. I have to tell you, I quite like a guy who's not too proud to be keen. I mean... Obviously... Who WOULDN'T want a chance to get with this - let's just be totally honest here.

Jessica looks at herself in a full length mirror in the corridor, and allows herself a smile of satisfaction

Miss Jessica : Listen, I know what you are plotting for tomorrow night, I'm not like, totally stupid. But I just want to let you know that you still have a choice. And I can see you like to talk straight, well... either that or you're too thick to talk any other way, so I'll make this as blunt as I possibly can D.

I thought you looked like, so hot out there at the contract signing tonight. I just couldn't keep my eyes off you. But a girl like me doesn't hang around for long you know.

So tomorrow night is YOUR chance.

I'm going to be in my locker room... all on my own, watching the Hardcore Title match. Because... like... It'll be way to dangerous out there right? Like I could possibly risk a thumb tack or something scratching this perfect complexion. It's so delicate it would just take, like, years for the scar to heal.

So basically, that's where I'll be. Safe and sound or whatever. And you obviously know where your master will be. So you have a choice...you can either join him and go ahead with your little plot to screw Scorpion.

Or you could come by my place and... you know... screw... ... someone else?

Miss Jessica smiles a manipulative smile to herself and bites her lip as she snaps her phone shut.

Miss Jessica : Be fair - As if that's really a choice. He's all yours Jess...

Her face sours as she thinks about it

Miss Jessica : Ew... Grotesque or what.

She flicks her hair back and walks back towards her locker room

Miss Jessica : Needs must though hey.