MY WIFE IS PREGNANT!!

We took our time, and I do apologise to all you guys out there that were screaming at me for not doing so earlier.

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=BEYONCE+pregnant&hl=en&gbv=2&biw=1440&bih=670&tbm=isch&tbnid=edJ14yv1k8-1CM:&imgrefurl=http://popcrush.com/beyonce-pregnant/&docid=Ibbhx5izgtnbGM&itg=1&w=625&h=417&ei=1rBbTvbKM4Ws8gOhqMiRDA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=186&vpy=375&dur=633&hovh=183&hovw=275&tx=172&ty=134&page=1&tbnh=163&tbnw=207&start=0&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:16,s:0

Anyways my cheeky wife felt the need to finally let the whole world know @ the Video Music Awards last night, without my consent -_-

yeah but i've been tappin her on the side man. Cue hollyoaks love triangle/ pregnancy who dunnit

ha ha just noticed your screen names jay-z. very clever

As happy as I am.... I now finally have 99 problems

jay-z wrote:As happy as I am.... I now finally have 99 problems

100?

Scottrf wrote:

jay-z wrote:As happy as I am.... I now finally have 99 problems

100?

101, unless 'recollection skills' were included in the first 99.

Surely its still 99 Problems, as i imagine one of your problems was that you may have been a Jaffa....but your not, so your down to 98....the baby, makes it back up to 99?

Anyway Jigga Man, Hove....Sean, whatever you wanna be called, if you started addressing these problems, maybe you wouldnt feel so down right angry, Laundry Done....98 Problems, Fetch Fresh Milk....97, Throw it up Mrs Knowles....96....You see where im going.

You could then have a final hit with "1 Problems".....Impotence?

Any ideas for the name?

Jayonce maybe

Beyon-Jay

In keeping with celebrity tradition, they'll gof or something like:

Jay Hope Eternal Starflower Worldpeace Destiny Bootylicious Zee Jr

...or something...

dyrewolfe wrote:In keeping with celebrity tradition, they'll gof or something like:

Jay Hope Eternal Starflower Worldpeace Destiny Bootylicious Zee Jr

...or something...