Its the "Who the hell am I ?" thread.

by Guest Sat 05 Mar 2011, 8:04 pm

I am Caucasian, 48 yrs old, have played a professional sport since 1980.

I can claim a victory in the World Amateur Championship, the UK Championship and the Masters. I am also a former World Doubles champion.

I have won the World/Nations Cup three times with England and I am the reigning World Seniors Champion. I play left handed.

I have a song about me written by The Undertones and I once had a dog named Splinter.

I have 5 children, I live in Surrey

Who the hell am I ?

by Fernando Sat 05 Mar 2011, 8:24 pm

jimmy white Very Happy

by Guest Sat 05 Mar 2011, 9:30 pm

Well done Fernando !

by Fernando Sat 05 Mar 2011, 9:31 pm

ty give me 5 mins ill put 1 up

by Solerina Sat 05 Mar 2011, 9:41 pm

Oh this is b***dy brilliant!....... Nice one Jubba! (is it ok if I call you Jubba?)

I'll have to think of someone........it could take me a while Erm

Solerina

by Fernando Sat 05 Mar 2011, 9:46 pm

i am a Brazilian

i have made 133 appearances in my sport.

i am injury prone

my 1st appearance was in 2002.

i 1st won a event in 2006 in turkey.

i have a son that has the same name as me.

who am i?

by Guest Sat 05 Mar 2011, 9:50 pm

Massa?

by Guest Sat 05 Mar 2011, 9:51 pm

Ronaldo or Ronaldo Luís Nazário de Lima ?

Tch!, must read the post properly. 2002 - Doh !

by Fernando Sat 05 Mar 2011, 9:52 pm

y i man your a pain in the ass.

its felipe massa

by Adam D Sat 05 Mar 2011, 9:53 pm

Can I have a go?

I was a child star

I divorced my parents

I went bankrupt

I starred in a homemade adult movie.

I have been banned from v2

by Guest Sat 05 Mar 2011, 9:54 pm

i was thinking football and the champions league in 2006 etc, but knowing you, it had to F1 lol

by Adam D Sat 05 Mar 2011, 9:56 pm

I had better go now but feel free to do another one in the meantime.

I will reveal the answer tomorrow.

by Guest Sat 05 Mar 2011, 9:56 pm

Hobo...this is a serious educational thread, how very dare you lower the tone Erm

by Guest Sat 05 Mar 2011, 9:57 pm

I grew up in New York city, in Carnegie Hill on the Upper East Side of Manhattan.

I once climbed a pile of rubble that marked the site of Adolf Hitler's bunker, the site of Hitler's death, and performed a two-minute Charleston.

I made 13 feature films.

The comic book, Cerebus the Aardvark, featured a character called Lord Julius, whose speech patterns and behavioral tics were based on my onscreen persona.

On the famous Hollywood Sign in California, one of the "O"s is dedicated to me.

I married three times and had 3 children.

Who the hell am I ?

by Fernando Sat 05 Mar 2011, 10:05 pm

i know this one Very Happy

by Guest Sat 05 Mar 2011, 10:10 pm

You can quickly put the answer up then delete it, and give solerina a chance Smile

by Guest Sat 05 Mar 2011, 10:11 pm

yes well done again, you're good at this fernando !

I'm orf for the night peeps.

:sleep:

by Fernando Sat 05 Mar 2011, 10:12 pm

i think you have to delete it or a mod cos i can't from this end

by Guest Sat 05 Mar 2011, 10:14 pm

you can edit the answer out.

See ya.

by **ADMIN** Sat 05 Mar 2011, 10:16 pm

I removed it.

What you can do though is put your answers in spoilers like this

Spoiler:

by Fernando Sat 05 Mar 2011, 10:29 pm

i was born in london

i have played for 4 teams in total and one of them twice.

i have won several trophies in my illustrious career.

my career started in 1965.

i only scored 14 goals despite being a midfielder.

who am i?

by Guest Sat 05 Mar 2011, 10:30 pm

what was the answers to Jubb's?

by Fernando Sat 05 Mar 2011, 10:31 pm

groucho marx

by Guest Sat 05 Mar 2011, 10:33 pm

never heard of him lol

by Fernando Sat 05 Mar 2011, 10:34 pm

feel free to have a go at my who am i? i tried to make it harder but knowing you your get it in 1.

by Solerina Sat 05 Mar 2011, 10:35 pm

Jubbahey wrote:You can quickly put the answer up then delete it, and give solerina a chance

Aaaaw.... thanks Jubbahey but I haven't got a clue......I feel such a failure Sad

Solerina

by Solerina Sat 05 Mar 2011, 10:37 pm

Oh..it's Groucho Marx lol........well I'd never have guessed that.

Why is it all the best threads get started when it's time for bed?

Solerina

by Fernando Sat 05 Mar 2011, 10:38 pm

because after bedtime its time for awesome stuff to go down.

anyone who has button moon as location goes up in my books.

by Solerina Sat 05 Mar 2011, 10:46 pm

fernando wrote:because after bedtime its time for awesome stuff to go down.

anyone who has button moon as location goes up in my books.

fernando....you're only 19......how do you know about Button Moon?

Solerina

by Fernando Sat 05 Mar 2011, 10:49 pm

my sister watched it when she was little and my mum taped all the episodes then showed them to me when i was little

by Guest Sat 05 Mar 2011, 10:53 pm

Hobo's was Dustin Diamond

by Solerina Sat 05 Mar 2011, 10:57 pm

fernando wrote:my sister watched it when she was little and my mum taped all the episodes then showed them to me when i was little

Your mum had good taste fernando.

Dustin Diamond.... who's he? I thought it was Macauley Culkin Erm

Solerina

by Fernando Sat 05 Mar 2011, 11:04 pm

screech had a sex tape?

well yeah i was born in the time of good children's shows, brum, rosie and jim, sooty, fun house. get your own back.

by **ADMIN** Sat 05 Mar 2011, 11:12 pm

We're off to Button Moon
To follow Mr Spoon
Button Mooooon, Button Mooooon
Be back soon!

by AberdeenSteve Sat 05 Mar 2011, 11:22 pm

Rosie and Jim was the greatest kids programme EVER. great shout nando!

Did you watch tots tv? Those dolls creeped me out Shocked

by Fernando Sat 05 Mar 2011, 11:24 pm

i had a tots tv dinnertray still got it to this day surprisingly

by Guest Sat 05 Mar 2011, 11:29 pm

The Ping Wings were my favourite. Stop motion filming in its infancy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwL9DA84Wus

Where the hell are they now ?

I really am going to bed now, really.

by Solerina Sun 06 Mar 2011, 8:56 am

Hero wrote:We're off to Button Moon
To follow Mr Spoon
Button Mooooon, Button Mooooon
Be back soon!

I'm actually married to Mr Spoon Very Happy

I thought Jubbahey was going to tell us off there, for taking his thread off topic.

Right let's get this thread back on track

There was an old man called Dick,

by Guest Sun 06 Mar 2011, 9:43 am

Wrong thread Sol!! Doh

by Legend Sun 06 Mar 2011, 9:56 am

There once was an old man called Dick,
But this isn't where to write a Limerick

by Adam D Sun 06 Mar 2011, 10:11 am

fernando wrote: screech had a sex tape?

well yeah i was born in the time of good children's shows, brum, rosie and jim, sooty, fun house. get your own back.

Well done to King Beer for guessing my one was indeed Screech/ Dustin Diamond.

The adult film was called "Screeched"!

And we have banned a member called Diamond Dust, although that was a very tenuous clue!

by Legend Sun 06 Mar 2011, 10:16 am

Diamond Dust is banned? when was this?

by Adam D Sun 06 Mar 2011, 10:21 am

Legend wrote:Diamond Dust is banned? when was this?

After he starred in the sex tape. It just wasnt suitable behaviour for a family forum.

by Guest Sun 06 Mar 2011, 10:23 am

Legend wrote:Diamond Dust is banned? when was this?

Oh, you didn't know????

Your ass better call somebody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Guest Sun 06 Mar 2011, 1:50 pm

Thanks for that spoiler info Hero, found out how to do that.

New Entry......

I am 55 yrs old, born and live in Washington state USA.

I was known in the family as "Trey", and my parents wanted me to pursue a career in Law, as my father had done, but the first high flying point of my lifetime career started with an Altair 8800 where I managed to emulate basic commands with my co-pilot Paul, but ended with my first "flop".

I have authored two books and was made an honorary Knight Commander of the Order of the British Empire (KBE) by Queen Elizabeth II and was awarded with the Silver Buffalo Award by the Boy Scouts of America.

Who the hell am I ?

Spoiler:

by Guest Sun 06 Mar 2011, 3:34 pm

Stephen Hawking

by Guest Sun 06 Mar 2011, 3:59 pm

Sorry King Beer, wrong answer.

I'll update the spoiler in a couple of hours.

by asdral225 Sun 06 Mar 2011, 4:35 pm

Bill Gates

by Solerina Sun 06 Mar 2011, 9:28 pm

Jubbahey wrote:The Ping Wings were my favourite. Stop motion filming in its infancy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwL9DA84Wus

Aaaw......I really enjoyed that Jubbahey.........it was lovely.....apart from the bit where we saw poor daddy ping wing with his beak pegged to the washing line......that was a bit cruel..... there was no need for that.........tho' when I first saw him hanging there I thought he'd committed suicide!

Solerina

by Solerina Sun 06 Mar 2011, 9:31 pm

King Beer wrote:Wrong thread Sol!!

Lol! Yes.....I realized not long after I'd posted it but I didn't have time to alter it.

I'm finding it very difficult to identify these people on this thread........I'll only give the answer if I can do so without the help of google.

Solerina

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