Caddy Responses
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Caddy Responses
Done before, but we deserve a giggle:
Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long, sir?"
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven sir, you've already moved most of the earth."
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir . . . . You miss the ball much closer now."
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually, sir."
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir . . . That would be too much of a coincidence."
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch sir - it's a compass."
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "But this isn't the golf course . . . We left that an hour ago sir."
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long, sir?"
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven sir, you've already moved most of the earth."
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir . . . . You miss the ball much closer now."
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually, sir."
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir . . . That would be too much of a coincidence."
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch sir - it's a compass."
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "But this isn't the golf course . . . We left that an hour ago sir."
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
Doc- Posts : 1041
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Re: Caddy Responses
Doc wrote:
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually, sir."
That one has to be my favourite!
Davie- Posts : 7821
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Re: Caddy Responses
On the tee
What's the line here Percy.
Yi see thon green car going doon the road.
[I wos there!]
What's the line here Percy.
Yi see thon green car going doon the road.
[I wos there!]
Doon the Water- Posts : 2482
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Age : 76
Location : South West Scotland
Re: Caddy Responses
Golfer: 'I'm playing so badly. What should I do?'
Caddy: 'Get your ball retriever re-gripped'.
Golfer: 'I'm playing so badly. What should I do?'
Caddy: 'Saw six inches off the end of your clubs'.
Golfer: 'Do you think that will help?'
Caddy: 'Definitely sir, they'll fit in the bin a lot easier.'
Caddy: 'Get your ball retriever re-gripped'.
Golfer: 'I'm playing so badly. What should I do?'
Caddy: 'Saw six inches off the end of your clubs'.
Golfer: 'Do you think that will help?'
Caddy: 'Definitely sir, they'll fit in the bin a lot easier.'
George1507- Posts : 1336
Join date : 2011-01-27
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