Furious Football Association © : HomePage Pre Season Season 2, Page 12

BOOOM

Second...!

Anyone reckon going with a 'rush' goalie pays off in the 5-a-side? I'm considering my tactics this morning.

Flip Suarez. FA have charged him and thats that.

Personaly I dont think hes a racist but I wouldnt put it past him to make those sort of comments in the heat of the moment. FFS he bit a player before so most things he doesnt dont suprise me.

nick_fury wrote:Flip Suarez. FA have charged him and thats that.

Personaly I dont think hes a racist but I wouldnt put it past him to make those sort of comments in the heat of the moment. FFS he bit a player before so most things he doesnt dont suprise me.

Suarez claimed he called Evra what his teamates called him, if yo gangsta homies called u the n word in yo inner city gang ally way group,you probably would still be offened if some strangers called you it, saying that suarez is a complte numptey .
n word = numptey

I feel sorry for him in a way. To be found guilty and painted as a racist carries a massive stigma (and rightly so) that he'll find it tricky to shake off.

And that bite was hilarious. Whose first response to being angry is to bite someone!?

inner city gang ally way group

Group, its called a Crew actually !! lol
Within my group of mates we have a laugh and stuff but thats if were chilling to ourselves. Say out in public no bad language is used. I didnt even swear when Scott Parker tried to start on me Saturday night (only a look-a-like but he really did look just like Scotty Parker).

My 5 a side tactics are up, i've gone from playing an outfield player in goal to reverting back to playing a specialist goalkeeper.

Tactics vary according to opposition, have gone with Keita in front of the keeper to kick Suarez and Walcott. Because thats what would happen in reality, if Walcott is too quick for Keita then Keita will kick him 5 foot in the air

Like it Marky Mark.
You should call your team Marky Mark & The Funky Bunch

Wanna do a deal?

Marky, your bullet points are becoming paragraphs!
I'll enforce a word cap next round!

nick_fury wrote: Like it Marky Mark.
You should call your team Marky Mark & The Funky Bunch

Wanna do a deal?

Will stick with Everton FC for now

Deal on who? I've got no money to spend, and don't want to dislodge anyone in my midfield 5 (Gerrard, Keita, Kuyt, Kranjcar, Nene) or my goalkeeper unless it's for very good replacements, everyone else is available for the right offer.

no deal it is than lolol

Scott Parker lookalike, I bet you did say something to wind him up Nick.

Probably started asking him for details on Spurs budget over the past 12 months as Harry's books didn't seem to add up.

Been real quite this week, everyone in the Christmas rush. I can't wait till tomorrow.

Anyone want to do any last minute deals with me before the holidays?

Looking to buy sell or trade Viva?

Hero when are tactics in for the cup? An can I Pm you tactics for the third game which is the final right?

Looking to buy but I am willing to sell if I have to.

I bet you did say something to wind him up Nick.

You know what, I walked away from him last week as he was chatting Poopie to me about two of my best mates. Next thing I know a week later hes starting on me. I was litrally standing at the bar with mates chatting wathing the match and he just walked over Fing and Blinding pointing at me. Embarrassed himself if you ask me.

Good on you Nick, it's not worth fighting these idiots you better of ignoring them.

I want to do deals as always but I want sponsors more lol

Oxo and dos Santos for sale. Will listen for offers for all my players though.

lol, I do use my head sometimes Viva.

TwisT, Ill give you £4m + £4m end of season + £4m spread between 52 weeks + £2m when he playes 57 games + £10m when he scores 50 goals. a snickers + Afros moms knickers + a used paper cup.

nick_fury wrote:lol, I do use my head sometimes Viva.

TwisT, Ill give you £4m + £4m end of season + £4m spread between 52 weeks + £2m when he playes 57 games + £10m when he scores 50 goals. a snickers + Afros moms knickers + a used paper cup.

Lovely. Just one question........

FOR WHO?!

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Hero when are tactics in for the cup? An can I Pm you tactics for the third game which is the final right?

By midnight tonight for Game 2
As there are 14 clubs in there will be 4 rounds to work out a winner.

FOR WHO?!

Err for Oxo Cube

nick_fury wrote:

FOR WHO?!

Err for Oxo Cube

Can you send proof of the authenticity of Afro's mums underwear? A scratch and sniff card is not good enough proof by the way.

TwisT wrote:

nick_fury wrote:

FOR WHO?!

Err for Oxo Cube

Can you send proof of the authenticity of Afro's mums underwear? A scratch and sniff card is not good enough proof by the way.

scampi?

Macclads (formerly Hero) wrote:

TwisT wrote:

nick_fury wrote:

FOR WHO?!

Err for Oxo Cube

Can you send proof of the authenticity of Afro's mums underwear? A scratch and sniff card is not good enough proof by the way.

scampi?

Hold the Tartar sauce thank you........

Also, this used paper cup. What exactly did you use it for? It is still a viable liquid container?

Were two girls involved?

Snowballing?

I think I will pass on this deal after that

Anyone got a fullback for sale?

John Terry is heading to court on a racism charge

Will we get a verdict on his case today?

England captain John Terry will face a charge of using racist language, the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) says. will be in court on 1st of Feb

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-16284813

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11668/7390320/Terry-faces-criminal-charge

I hope John Terry and KFC both Flip die and burn in hell

nick_fury wrote:http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11668/7390320/Terry-faces-criminal-charge

I hope John Terry and KFC both Flip die and burn in hell

What did the Colonel do?!

Marky wrote:

nick_fury wrote:http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11668/7390320/Terry-faces-criminal-charge

I hope John Terry and KFC both Flip die and burn in hell

What did the Colonel do?!

you see nobody asks about John Terry.

Damn their secret 11 herbs and spices!

Just went on my lunch, me and my make were waiting 22 minutes for our meals, 2 x Zinger Box. How Flip hard is it to get some chicken, burger and whack it in a box!!!
I could of smacked the idiot in his pubescent face!!! Wasted my lunch break and got no Flip lunch!!! Swear bar students who work in fast food the rest are all uneducated failures who will never make something of themselves in life!
In uni I worked in a cinema and managed the concession stand. We had hundreds of people by the hour all served quick and efficiently. Bitch ass KFC cant serve 10 people efficiently!!!

im so Flip mad

Yeah damn their flipping eyes!

"Fast Food"

As an ironic a statement as saying "John Terry - Whiter than White"

Bar Steward KFC, to show my loyality I will stop going to KFC and go Burger King instead.

you pair of Jacamos. Whilst I had Yo Sushi for lunch...

VivaPaulScholes wrote: Bar Steward KFC, to show my loyality I will stop going to KFC and go Burger King instead.

You're fecked then if you fancy some chicken.

Macclads (formerly Hero) wrote:you pair of Jacamos. Whilst I had Yo Sushi for lunch...

Oh hush up Hero. With your fancy namby pamby food whilst we poor eejits have to put up with third world service from run down fast food joints. Take your tweed suit, your jaaaaaaaag, your butler feeding you and "listening to radio 4" self and go do one

have an extremely bad hangover over today

went out at 8pm last night, stumbled through the front door at 6am this morning and feel like crap

Macclads (formerly Hero) wrote:you pair of Jacamos. Whilst I had Yo Sushi for lunch...

Is that how you convinced Steven Gerrard to move to Porto?

TwisT wrote:

Macclads (formerly Hero) wrote:you pair of Jacamos. Whilst I had Yo Sushi for lunch...

Oh hush up Hero. With your fancy namby pamby food whilst we poor eejits have to put up with third world service from run down fast food joints. Take your tweed suit, your jaaaaaaaag, your butler feeding you and "listening to radio 4" self and go do one

I was reading the Guardian on my iPad 2 whilst eating it to be honest