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Post by Skydriver Wed 29 Feb 2012, 6:34 pm

At Mr McLaren's suggestion, here's a selection of transcribed questions which an esteemed golf journalist suggests might be put to figures in the pro game, following on from "Kellygate" (or "Everygate" depending on your point of view):

"Dustin (Johnson), let's talk about your two arrests for driving while under the influence of alcohol. Were you a bit of a punk back then?"

"Thanks for sitting down with us, Bubba. Now, can you name the capital of France?"

"OK Nick (Faldo), you were quick to say that Mr Every should seek 'PR advice'... Did you ever do the same yourself...?"

Various others in the article, covering a wide range of subjects (spitting, slow play, cheating, ego, infidelity, choking etc) and some perhaps obvious targets (Daly, Finchem, Steve Williams)...

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Post by lorus59 Thu 01 Mar 2012, 10:05 am

I would ask Poulter "Don't you have any mirrors in your room to look at before you go out dressed like that?"

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Post by Doon the Water Thu 01 Mar 2012, 11:19 am

So Mr Doak,
Tell me what do you know about building golf courses?

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Post by McLaren Thu 01 Mar 2012, 11:51 am

Doon,

Thankfully he knows a lot, hence the quality of his courses.



I would ask Tiger if he still plays with action man toys? Especially the navy seal version.

As an aside, do people in the military tend to play with those sort of toys?

a few more;

Ask monty if he really did cheat in Jakarta? (a Similar question to Vijay)

Ask darren clarke if his open win was a fluke?





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Post by dynamark Thu 01 Mar 2012, 2:21 pm

Mr Fowler -'When were you first aware you were colourblind'
Mr Bradley -'could you give us a call when you have played the shot'

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Post by kwinigolfer Thu 01 Mar 2012, 2:35 pm

Mr Mickelson: Are do you feel about your fellow pros calling you FIGJAM?


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Post by McLaren Thu 01 Mar 2012, 3:03 pm

Is FIGJAM not a little convoluted and contrived to really be considered a witty reference to anyone?
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Post by Doon the Water Thu 01 Mar 2012, 4:36 pm

Mr Vardon.
Do you think that your new fangled grip will catch on or do you think that it another of those one month wonders?

Mr Player.
Do you really believe that our fibre glass shafts give you greater control?

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Post by Skydriver Thu 01 Mar 2012, 5:20 pm

"I'm delighted to be joined today by one of the rising stars of the game, Seung-Yul Noh. With such a wonderful name, you must be a demon karaoke performer?"

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Post by NedB-H Thu 01 Mar 2012, 6:01 pm

Skydriver wrote:"I'm delighted to be joined today by one of the rising stars of the game, Seung-Yul Noh. With such a wonderful name, you must be a demon karaoke performer?"
That is superb!

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Post by John Cregan Thu 01 Mar 2012, 6:11 pm

Monty, Why so smug?

Miguel, are you not a little old for the long hair?

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Post by McLaren Thu 01 Mar 2012, 6:15 pm

Doon

What someone really ought to ask player is;

So who are the drug cheats in golf Mr Player?


If this were old school 606 this post would last about 10 seconds.
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Post by Doon the Water Thu 01 Mar 2012, 7:00 pm

Red jacketed Convener of the Greens to peasant caddie.

Tell me my good man why on earth do you think it would be a good idea to make it a four inch drainpipe and not a six inch one.

[That may be lost in history to a few]

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Post by puligny Thu 01 Mar 2012, 7:13 pm

So Bruce Critchley, when did you realise you would never be a commentator?

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Post by lorus59 Fri 02 Mar 2012, 9:32 am

To the idiot who always shouts "you are the man" and "get into the hole", How long ago was it since you had your lobotomy? I would not expect him to understand the question though.

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Post by Skydriver Fri 02 Mar 2012, 11:45 am

"Mr Carter, as much as we enjoy reading them, would you care to tell us how many times you have been compelled to correct your articles in light of comments from a chap in Vermont? Does that make you feel a bit foolish at all?"

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Post by mystiroakey Fri 02 Mar 2012, 12:02 pm

lorus59 wrote:I would ask Poulter "Don't you have any mirrors in your room to look at before you go out dressed like that?"

replace poulter with fowler and you may have a point

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Post by McLaren Fri 02 Mar 2012, 12:07 pm

Sky

If only carter did just plagiarise kwini, at least then the readers of the bbc golf site would have something worthwhile to read.


I get the feeling bith fowler and poulter have many a look in a mirror before they hit the course.

Another question for fowler might be to explain his moustache. What is going on with that?
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Post by mystiroakey Fri 02 Mar 2012, 12:10 pm

I like poulters style, that clash from fowler last night - jeas!! to much for me!

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Post by lorus59 Fri 02 Mar 2012, 2:30 pm

Yes. I agree about Flowler. I remember a quote about the Celtic player Henrik Larrson when he had dreadlocks and wore a headband, "If you are a footballer wearing a headband in that part of Glasgow, you better be a good player". I think Fowler hasn't been good enough yet to dress like a Tinkywinky and get away with it.

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Post by oldparwin Fri 02 Mar 2012, 2:44 pm

To Faldo (sir nick)
"So who told you, to become a Ryder Cup Captain??"

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Post by mystiroakey Fri 02 Mar 2012, 2:48 pm

abit strong that one- at least he stuck to his guns with his wild cards Smile

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Post by oldparwin Fri 02 Mar 2012, 3:20 pm

True, and he also got his "sandwhich list" right

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Post by navyblueshorts Fri 02 Mar 2012, 5:22 pm

"So Tiger, what would you like to talk about???"
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Post by McLaren Sun 04 Mar 2012, 2:24 pm

Here's how not to do an interview.

http://www.golfdigest.com/golf-tours-news/2011-04/photos-regrettable-interviews#slide=1

Actually if more interviews turned out like those following golf may be a little more interesting.
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Post by Skydriver Mon 05 Mar 2012, 1:59 pm

At the risk of hijacking a thread which I (sort of) started, I noted with interest an exchange along the following lines yesterday:

Q: How does it feel to be the new world #1?
A: It's great, but winning this tournament is the important thing right now. On behalf of all the players, I'd like to thank the Nicklaus family and the tournament sponsors and organisers [etc etc]...

More evidence on and off the course that Mr McIlroy has greatly matured in the past year.


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Post by chris_dior1 Mon 12 Mar 2012, 3:10 pm

Doon the Water wrote:So Mr Doak,
Tell me what do you know about building golf courses?

great

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Post by hend085 Mon 12 Mar 2012, 4:03 pm

Skydriver wrote:At the risk of hijacking a thread which I (sort of) started, I noted with interest an exchange along the following lines yesterday:

Q: How does it feel to be the new world #1?
A: It's great, but winning this tournament is the important thing right now. On behalf of all the players, I'd like to thank the Nicklaus family and the tournament sponsors and organisers [etc etc]...

More evidence on and off the course that Mr McIlroy has greatly matured in the past year.


wonder if this is the conor ridge effect. he never said anything that humble when Chubster was his manager

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Post by PoultersWig Mon 12 Mar 2012, 8:04 pm

id rather have honest and forthright than humble and dull (read robotic)

he will be thanking god next and that will urine of half of his oirish fanbase
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Post by lorus59 Tue 13 Mar 2012, 3:52 am

This thanking everyone is so 'have a nice day' American. Totally insincere but they seem to lap it up.

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Post by ScottieD18 Tue 13 Mar 2012, 8:24 am

"So Howard Clark, when you commentate on sky why is there a delay of 2 seconds between your mouth and your brain and why is your mouth connected to another part of your body instead?"

Sorry. A little pet hate there.

"Tiger, do you agree Rory has a better swing, is a nicer bloke and is much better liked by fans than yourself? Looking back at your career could you not have achieved the same goals but done it with a little more class?"

"Mr Finchem, how does it feel watching so many European golfers at the top of the World Rankings, coming across to your Tour and playing the minimum number of tournaments but taking more than their share of wins and big checks. Do you enjoy glad handing Rory and Lee and their management teams? And lastly, what percentage of US Tour players will be Amercian in 10 years time once the second wave of Koreans and Chinese players join the Europeans on your tour?"

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Post by Diggers Tue 13 Mar 2012, 8:45 am

To Monty -
Can you please explain how someone quite so fat and ugly has such a high opinion of themselves. Oh, and why did you move your ball in the bunker that time ?

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Post by mystiroakey Tue 13 Mar 2012, 8:58 am

Monty- what bra size are you?

Tiger- do the seals recruit injured 38 year olds?

Casey- are you gonna buy your caddy a car?

Poulter- was it worth not getting the sponsership money on your attire consdring your clothes company has a poor credit rating?

Bradley- What made you think your ball plugged in the final round of doral?

Singh- Are you a james bond villian?

Bubba- Can you hit the ball straight?

Folwer- why orange?

Garcia- Have you seen tin cup to many times?

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Post by Skydriver Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:06 am

lorus59 wrote:This thanking everyone is so 'have a nice day' American. Totally insincere but they seem to lap it up.

Makes me think that there are quite a few standard interview answers used out there:

"Appreciate it." [used as a sign-off, similar to above]

"... fantastic..." [McIlroy seems to say this word a lot]

"... tough..." [ditto McDowell]

"It is what it is." [universal answer to just about any question - how's your swing / leg / marriage?]

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Post by ScottieD18 Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:16 am

McIlroy also starts almost every answer with "Yeah". Better than Rooney's "em"s.

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Post by super_realist Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:03 am

Gerrard and Terry are perhaps the worst interviewees I have heard whilst harry redknapp should be limited to the amount of times he can say 'triffic' or 'smashing player'

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Post by ScottieD18 Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:16 am

S-R,

The Rednapps (father and son) do my head in with the use of "them" as opposed to "those". Savage on radio 5 is as bad. "Them are the breaks in football" or "Them players playered 'triffic' today." furious

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Post by McLaren Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:20 am

Super

Is there anything in this world that you like or think positively about?

Why have we never heard you comment on something you actually like?
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Post by super_realist Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:33 am

I like Trumps new course Mac. Smile

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Post by pedro Tue 13 Mar 2012, 1:04 pm

Mysti,
Yeah, Bradley trying to get releif on Sunday was pretty pathetic to watch. Doesn't help his doubious image imo.

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Post by Skydriver Mon 19 Mar 2012, 2:37 pm

"Ernie, what happened after that drive at the 18th hole?"

Bad idea, bub.

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Post by kwinigolfer Mon 19 Mar 2012, 3:02 pm

Mr.Overton, When do you plan to become a European Tour member?

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Post by pedro Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:02 am

kwinigolfer wrote:Mr.Overton, When do you plan to become a European Tour member?
Well, if he hurries, he can start out with the Saint-Omer Open - and then he can backpack around France with his Boom-boom-baby-friend Bubba zen until the French Open (where I'm sure Bubba will play..)

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Post by lorus59 Wed 21 Mar 2012, 5:37 am

A question to all the sycophants on American TV "Why do you always call Jack Nicklaus and Arnold Palmer as 'Mr'?" Drives me nuts. steam

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Post by Fader Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:49 am

To Kelly Tilghman (or however she spells it)

"So Kelly could you tell us why you always get a wide-on when Woods is on TV, is it because you wished you were a waitress instead of a urine poor presenter"

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Post by super_realist Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:18 am

It would be nice to hear an interviewer simply ask any player: "Have you got anything interesting to say?"

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