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Post by slartibartfast Sat 03 Mar 2012, 12:14 am

As well as scoring tries, Wales are striving to take the game forward on and off the pitch, this culminated in training where George North called to Scot Williams, "pass the prolate spheroid".

It was then the coaching team decided to tone down the scientific analysis.

on other team news, George North was sent to the USA (united states of America), to help shutdown a facility named "Skynet" of which the American government has been having repetitive problems . When asked if he'll miss training for the italy match, George replied, "I'll be back".

Community news...

With one of the worst famines ever to be seen, a delegation of welsh rugby stars were allowed to fly out from Cardiff to London yesterday. There, they put on education sessions and explained what a try is. Tears of wonderment, hope and appreciation on the faces of the English squad were a joy to behold. One whippersnapper by the name of Farrell simply said "thank you" as the educators departed home.

that's all for now!!!

Dont forget to tune in to Wales 3000 next week

Nos dda!

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Post by Taffineastbourne Sat 03 Mar 2012, 12:18 am

RAC and AA have closed down in Wales as Warburton always gets to the breakdown first.

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Post by slartibartfast Sat 03 Mar 2012, 12:20 am

Taffineastbourne wrote:RAC and AA have closed down in Wales as Warburton always gets to the breakdown first.
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Post by overlordofthewest Sat 03 Mar 2012, 12:25 am

On a more serious note. I was walking past The George after the match with an English fan, out of nowhere a white van sped around the junction and hit the other guy breaking his arms and legs. I thought blwdi heck! That could have been me!




















I've got a white van!

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Post by thebluesmancometh Sat 03 Mar 2012, 9:55 am

RAC and AA have closed down in Wales as Warburton always gets to the breakdown first.

kiss

You deserve that!!!

On a serious note, these articles just give HERSH and co all the ammunition and motivation they need to keep posting. I don't see the point.

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Post by Guest Sat 03 Mar 2012, 9:58 am

They should send George North up Mount Olympus to breed with Athena and return with God like Rugby children.

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Post by slartibartfast Sat 03 Mar 2012, 10:48 am

thebluesmancometh wrote:RAC and AA have closed down in Wales as Warburton always gets to the breakdown first.

kiss

You deserve that!!!

On a serious note, these articles just give HERSH and co all the ammunition and motivation they need to keep posting. I don't see the point.

They don't need ammunition,

Please try not to miss the obvious satire, George is human.
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Post by idris Sat 03 Mar 2012, 11:17 am

George North coughed...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17236495

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Post by Looseheaded Sat 03 Mar 2012, 12:02 pm

idris wrote:George North coughed...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17236495

Must... Not... Laugh....
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Hahahaha.

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Post by wonder_man Sat 03 Mar 2012, 12:07 pm

Taffineastbourne wrote:RAC and AA have closed down in Wales as Warburton always gets to the breakdown first.

Hope you don't mind.. That's going on facebook

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Post by Guest Sat 03 Mar 2012, 1:09 pm

Looseheaded wrote:
idris wrote:George North coughed...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17236495

Must... Not... Laugh....
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Hahahaha.
Do we really need to have "jokes" about very recent disasters where people have actually died? It's in rather poor taste.

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Post by maestegmafia Sat 03 Mar 2012, 1:45 pm

The kid down the street saw George north in the sweet shop and told us that George North eats soft centres.

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Post by Shifty Sat 03 Mar 2012, 3:19 pm

Story started badly....

The year 3,000 in the Rhondda valleys, a desolate waste land filled with roiders, píss heads, and benefit cheats.... (yeah pretty much the same as it is now).....
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Post by Guest Sat 03 Mar 2012, 4:11 pm

I thought this thread was about a new record regional attendance.

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Post by SecretFly Sat 03 Mar 2012, 5:25 pm

Warburton flanked by Lidiate and North, with Roberts taking up the rear, pose with Katherine Jenkins at the unveiling of the new Welsh kit.

http://geekwhisperin.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/the-avengers.jpg

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Post by maestegmafia Sun 04 Mar 2012, 12:05 am

AlynDavies wrote:Story started badly....

The year 3,000 in the Rhondda valleys, a desolate waste land filled with roiders, píss heads, and benefit cheats.... (yeah pretty much the same as it is now).....

Give it a rest AD

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Post by miteyironpaw Sun 04 Mar 2012, 12:22 am

slartibartfast wrote:As well as scoring tries, Wales are striving to take the game forward on and off the pitch, this culminated in training where George North called to Scot Williams, "pass the prolate spheroid".

It was then the coaching team decided to tone down the scientific analysis.

on other team news, George North was sent to the USA (united states of America), to help shutdown a facility named "Skynet" of which the American government has been having repetitive problems . When asked if he'll miss training for the italy match, George replied, "I'll be back".

Community news...

With one of the worst famines ever to be seen, a delegation of welsh rugby stars were allowed to fly out from Cardiff to London yesterday. There, they put on education sessions and explained what a try is. Tears of wonderment, hope and appreciation on the faces of the English squad were a joy to behold. One whippersnapper by the name of Farrell simply said "thank you" as the educators departed home.

that's all for now!!!

Dont forget to tune in to Wales 3000 next week

Nos dda!


Those education sessions were poorly targeted, they should have been explaining to the Scottish TMOs how to recognise them.
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Post by Woodstock Sun 04 Mar 2012, 6:34 am

miteyironpaw wrote:
slartibartfast wrote:As well as scoring tries, Wales are striving to take the game forward on and off the pitch, this culminated in training where George North called to Scot Williams, "pass the prolate spheroid".

It was then the coaching team decided to tone down the scientific analysis.

on other team news, George North was sent to the USA (united states of America), to help shutdown a facility named "Skynet" of which the American government has been having repetitive problems . When asked if he'll miss training for the italy match, George replied, "I'll be back".

Community news...

With one of the worst famines ever to be seen, a delegation of welsh rugby stars were allowed to fly out from Cardiff to London yesterday. There, they put on education sessions and explained what a try is. Tears of wonderment, hope and appreciation on the faces of the English squad were a joy to behold. One whippersnapper by the name of Farrell simply said "thank you" as the educators departed home.

that's all for now!!!

Dont forget to tune in to Wales 3000 next week

Nos dda!


Those education sessions were poorly targeted, they should have been explaining to the Scottish TMOs how to recognise them.

Yahoo and even when you do manage to stop sulking WALES will have still won hahahahaha what what Wales rose
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