Marty Jannetty's crazy rant.

Warning you will need at least a spare hour to read this. I gave up in the end.
He is a crazy fool if he thinks anybody still gives 2 dollops about what he has to say.

If I was on twitter I would wind this mofo up no end

"OK, SOMEONE JUST POSTED THIS AND BASICALLY LEAVING ME TO COMMENT, AND YOU KNOW WHAT, WE GONNA GO FROM FIZUCKING PLAYING TONIGHT AND HAVING SILLY ASS FUN TO GETTING MY ASS peed OFF AND BACK TO EARLIER POSTS, WHERE I'M TELLING ANY FIZUCKIN ONE WHO WANTS TO DEBUNK MY VIEW IN ANY DAMN WAY, STEP YO ASS IN LINE AND LETS GO AND SHOW WHAT YOU GOT..THIS LITTLE PIECE IMMA POST IT, BUT I JUST LIKE MANY OF MY BROTHERS HAVE LOST TO GOT DAMN MANY CLOSE ASS FRIENDS FOR ANY FIZUCKIN OUTSIDERS TO WEIGH IN WITH THEIR NO CLUES bumhole OPINIONS..IN THIS PIECE, THEY DONT EVEN GOT FIZUCKING FACTS RIGHT, I FOR ONE LOST 70 FRIENDS 32 OF THEM BEING CLOSE AND ABOUT 12 BEING LIKE BEST FRIENDS...AINT TOO MANY OF ANYONE ANYWHERE OTHER THAN LIKE MY BROTHER GENO, ONES WHO SERVED IN WAR, HAVE A CLUE WHAT ITS LIKE TO LOSE THIS MANY FRIENDS AT THIS KIND OF RATE..NOW WHAT I WANT TO SAY, EVEN TO GUYS I LOVE AND RESPECT LIKE IN THIS ARTICLE RODDY PIPER, STOP f--kIN BULLs--tTING..YOU ALL HERE TONIGHT, AND YOU ALL WHO KNOW ME WELL, KNOW AINT TOO MANY PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET PARTIES MORE OR HARDER THAN I DO..BUT!!! THAT'S MY FIZUCKIN CHOICE!! VINCE MACMAHON DIDNT MAKE ME DO IT, AND HE DIDNT MAKE ME WRESTLE 300 DAYS A YEAR..I WANTED TO..IN FACT THERE WAS A FEW TIMES HE ASKED ME, AND AT TIMES SHAWN TO TAKE TIME OFF AND HEAL..NEITHER OF US WANTED TO..THE MONEY WAS TOO GOOD TO MISS OUT ON..AND, THE LOVE OF TURNING ON THOUSANDS OF FANS IN A SINGLE 15 MINUTE MATCH, IS MORE INTOXICATING THAN ANY DRUG THAT ANYONE WILL EVER DO, AND NO ONE BUT THE BOYZ, AND OTHER ENTERTAINERS CAN EVER KNOW THE FEELING..NOW, WHY ARE WE DYING AT 400% MORE THAN ANY OTHER OR AVERAGE RATE??WE ARE THE """ONLY GENRE IN EXISTENCE"" WE ARE SPORTS..AND IF YO DONT THINK SO, STEP IN THE RING, LET ME JUST THROW YOU INTO THE ROPES..99% OF YOU WILL BUST YOU ASS WHEN THE ROPES SLING SHOT YOU OFF..PRO BOXERS, WHO ARE FRIGGIN BADD ASS ATHLETES, LOOK LIKE HANDICAPPED DUCKS WHEN THEY BOUNCE OFF THE ROPES IN A FIGHT (OTHER THAN THE MAN, MUGHAMMAD ALI)..AND WATCH MMA FIGHTS, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ONE OF THEM GET BELLY TO BACK SLAMMED TO THE MAT..IT'S DAMN NEAR TAP OUT TIME FOR THEM..THESE ARE JUST COMMON MANEUVERS FOR A PRO WRESTLER..POINT IS..ATHLETES..NOW, ON THE OTHER HAND, IF IT WASNT FOR SHOW, YOU MAY AS WELL GO TO THE LOCAL YMCA INTER MURAL AMATEUR WRESTLING MEETS ..CAUSE UNLESS IT'S YOUR PEEPS, IT'S BORING TO WATCH..AND DONT EVEN TRY ME ON THAT, I WAS A COLLEGIATE WRESTLER AND WAS PRETTY DAMN GOOD (2 TIMES NJCAA SOUTHEAST US REGION CHAMPION) AND NOT TOO BAD WITH MMA..NOT A KURT ANGLE, BROCK LESNER OR BOBBY LASHLEY'S LEAGUE, BUT DAMN SURE CAN STILL HOLD MY OWN AT 50 WITH MOST(WHICH IS WHY I SAID EARLIER YOU AZZ CLOWNS TALKING s--t BETTER ASK SOMEBODY B4 YOU FIRST AZZ WHOOPIN IS YOUR WORST!..POINT HER, ATHLETES, AND ENTERTAINERS..A CROSS IN ITSELF THAT IS DANGEROUS TO EXCEL IN...ENTERTAINMENT WISE, WE GONNA BE PARTYING..AT LEAST I ALWAYS DID, ESPECIALLY WITH THE ROCKER GIMMICK(WHICH WAS ONLY AN EXTENSION OF MY REAL SELF, JUST MAGNIFIED A BIT..AND ATHLETICALLY, WELL HELL, SPRINTERS, BASEBALL PLAYERS, NOT DOUBT FOOTBALL, AND KISS MY ASS IF GOLFERS AINT DOING THE s--t..BUT ATHLETES FO THE MOST PART, DONT PARTY AS HARD AS THEY TRAIN AND USE SUSTANCES TO GAIN ADVANTAGES..AND ENTERTAINERS WHO , ROCK BANDS, ACTORS AND SUCH, DONT REALLY NEED ROIDS TO DO BEST..SO..THOSE WHO DO BOTH, EITHER IS BAD ON THE HEART, i KNOW MANY PARTIERS HARD CORE jAKE rOBERTS WONT BE MENTIONED AS AN EXAMPLE..ARE STILL HERE..ROID PEEPS, WARLORD WHO IS THE BEST, WONT BE MENTIONED AS TOPS IN THAT GAME..THEY ALL HERE STILL..ONES THAT ARE GONE..BURNED THE HEARTS CANDLE AT BOTH ENDS..AND WITH NO ILL WILLED OR REBELLIOUS SPITES..DID WHAT WAS BEFITTING FOR THE LIFE THEY CHOSE..BECAUSE Vince NEVER TOLD US TO DO IT..JUST LIKE BASEBALL MANAGERS, FOOTBALL COACHES, AND CERTAINLY GOLF ADVISERS NEVER SAID.."DO THIS OR ELSE"..ITS THE SPIRIT OF COMPETITION, AND WANTING TO BE THE BEST IF YOU ARE A COMPETITIVE MO FO..AND IF YOU AINT, WHY YOU BOTHER BEING HERE..I'M SO peed RIGHT NOW EVEN WITH YOU RODDY..YOU CANT EVEN ANSWER THE QUESTIONS ON THE INTERVIEW WITHOUT STUTTERING AND TALKING OUT THE SIDE OF YOUR MOUTH, I LOVE TOO BRUH BUT YOU'RE WRONG, A MENTOR OF MINE IS WRONG..NAME ONE WRESTLER WHO WAS EVER TOLD, TAKE ROIDS OR BE GONE, DO DRUGS SO YOU CAN GET IN ENTERTAINMENT CHARACTER OR BE GONE..DO 300 SHOWS A YEAR OR BE GONE..f--k YALL..I'LL OUT PARTY ANY ONE OF YOU RIGHT NOW, ON YOU OWN..AINT NO ONE GONNA TELL ME I BETTER PARTY, AND STEROIDS, YES I DID IT ONCE AND IT DIDNT HELP ME SINCE I GAINED 20 POUINDS AD MADE ME 50 POUNDS SMALLER THAN THE GIANTS..SO WHY BOTHER..BOTTOM LINE >>>NO ONE MADE YOU DO IT<< I AGREE WITH THE UNION s--t BECAUSE JUST LIKE WHAT IS ACTUALLY LEGIT, I GOT TWO f--kED UP ANKLES FROM YEARS OF ME AND SHAWN BUMPING AND JUMPIN AROUND TOP ROPES TO THE FLOOR WITH BLANTANT DISREGARD FOR OUT BEST HEALTH INTEREST, ALL TO ENTERTAIN AND HAVE FUN DOING IT..90 % OF YOU DIDNT DO THAT..BUT SO WWE, YOU SEND SCOTT HALL TO REHAB 10 TIMES FOR DRUG ABUSE HE CHOSE FOR PARTY PURPOSES, AND PAY FOR HIS REHAB..BUT TELL ME YOU CANT REHAB A LEGIT INJURY TO MY ANKLES FOR WHAT I DID FOR YOU FOR MANY MANY YEARS, AND I AINT YOUR ASS KISSING OFFICE BOY HBK, WHO AMAZINGLY GOT FIXED FOR HIS s--t, I GOT TOLD THAT "MARTY, YES IT MAKES SENSE YOU NEED TO GET TO THE ROOT OF THE PROBLEM, YOUR MANDATORY NEED FOR PAIN KILLERS TO MAKE ANOTHER BEST MATCH OF THE NIGHT AS LIKE LATELY WITH AN OPENING MATCH WITH THE BALLS MAHONEY..THAT ON A SUPER CARD WE STOLE HEADLINES..BUT POINT IS, I COULD DIE NEXT, OVER USE OF PAIN MEDS FOR PAIN, NOT THRILLS..YET YOU TELL ME, "WELL IF WE DO IT FOR YOU THEN WE'D OPEN THE DOOR TO DO IT FOR EVERYONE HURT'..WELL YEAH b---h,WE GAVE OUR BODYS TO YOU..NOW WE LAME AND DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO OD'ING ON WHAT IT TAKES TO REMEDY THE PAIN..REHAB WITH GOD CHANTS AND PRAYERS, DOESNT FIX s--t..SURGERY DOES..SO STOP BULLs--tTING..FIX THE LEGIT s--t, AND, SAD AS IT MAY BE, LET THE FREE SPIRITS WHO CHOSE THE EXTRA FUN I LIFE, FIND A WAY AND MAYBE GUIDE THEM,,DO RIGHT YOU BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY..YOU LET ME CRASH AND BURN WHEN YOU COULDNT EVEN PAY THE SIMPLE DR BILLS OF AN ASS(LYING PHONY BINNY HINN LOVER) AND HE BEAT US FOR 10 MILLION F WHICH I WAS 5,00,00 RESPONSIBLE BECAUSE i SUDDENLY DIDNT DO THE rOCKER dROPPER RIGHT ALTHOUGH IT;S NEVER BEEN WRONG BEFORE..BS..IT'S A GENRE TO ITS OWN..NOW YOU GOT PRETTY BOYS(NOT PUTTING DOWN THE HARD WORK AND TOUGH AS BOYS THERE WHO i ADMIRE THEIR WORK, BUT YOU GOT ROOKIES NOW TEACHING ROOKIES..SO YEP THE 80'S CRAZINESS IS GONE..LOVE YOU NEW GUESS BUT YOU 'D NEVER MAKE 300 PLUS SHOWS A YEAR WHEN i HEAR YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT 3 MATCHES A WEEK..I'M SUMMING IT UP RIGHT NOW CAUSE THIS WAS A FUN NIGHT TO THIS s--t CAME BACK AROUND..WWE, YOU REHAB PEOPLE WHO CHOSE TO DO DRUGS RECREATIONALLY..ISNT THAT KIND OF STRANGE YOU'LL FIX THEM, BUT NOW THOSE OF US WHO SACRIFICED OUR YOUTH , FOR US TOO, CAUSE WE LOVE IT, BUT MOST BENEFICIAL FOR YOU, SO WE DIDNT HAVE TO STOP.i'LL DEFEND YOU IN ALL YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT OR FALSELY ACCUSED OF..BUT DAMMIT..TAKE CARE OF ME, THEN OTHERS WHO DESERVE THE SAME, YOU STILL WILL COME OUT AHEAD OF HAVING TO DEAL WITH A UNION..AND dARREL, mR pATRIOT, YOURE MY BOY..BUT YOUR FULL OF s--t..STOP IT MAN! STOP MARRING THE VERY INDUSTRY THAT MADE YO MORE THAN A HOUSEHOLD NAME, YOUR OWN HOUSE AND NOTHING MORE!,,ENOUGH SAID..AND f--k, THIS WAS A FUN AS NIGHT TILL NOW!"

I gave up halfway through, Man that guy needs to find his fizuckin caps lock

I think this is because of what Elijah Burke said about the chairshot he hit on Balls Mahoney.

Basically a few weeks back at an indy event, Janetty went up against Mahoney. There was a spot with a chair where Balls encouraged Janetty to hit him across the head. Janetty hit the shot but really badly, Mahoney got the pin (i think) but when Balls got up he wasn't in a good way and began throwing up through the ropes at least 3 or 4 times from the shot.

Pope went on to have a massive rant at Janetty about safe chair shots etc.

Seen the chair shot. Surely Moheney is slightly to blame for bending down too far? That was the only way Jannety could have hit him on the back of the head.

He could've hit him across the back?

His fingers must of been bleeding after writing all that haha

I love Marty Jannetty, he's my favourite Rocker.

Probably because he's completely off his.

I'm not even gonna attempt to read that, but from what I've heard recently, Jannetty's gone off his nut as of late.

As for the chairshot, I've seen MUCH worse. Personally, I think Balls was just knackered out from the match and puked because of that.