Q&A with VorteX

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V tissue to be inserted up right nostril. X tissue to be inserted up left nostril.

We can now begin............

Disclaimer: Certain questions may be met with a foul smell.

How did you feel being the heel on the Adventure game in the early 80s?

Are you the villain from Despicable Me?

Adam D wrote:How did you feel being the heel on the Adventure game in the early 80s?

That was my father. I wasn't born at that stage. Hence I am carrying on his legacy and his name. His prime aim was to take part in combat with Lord Treguard the Dungeon Master, on his rivals show. This never came to be, and I am forever angered when I see bearded men of Saxon descent.

King Beer wrote:Are you the villain from Despicable Me?

I am Vincent not Victor

TwisT wrote:

King Beer wrote:Are you the villain from Despicable Me?

I am Vincent not Victor

Then my question is irrelevant and i'm sorry for wasting your time!

King Beer wrote:

TwisT wrote:

King Beer wrote:Are you the villain from Despicable Me?

I am Vincent not Victor

Then my question is irrelevant and i'm sorry for wasting your time!

Don't feel sorry to me. Feel sorry to mankind, who have to put up with a simpleton who scars the sands of time with his existance.

Give Foo Poo back you foul mouthed, Smelly baked been Farting sun of a gun.

Predictions for Night of Glory?

Who do you think would win in a street fight, You or Blade?

Who's ya fav wrestler in the whole of 6cwf?

Who would you least want to have a feud with?

(In character)

So who exactly is this guy? Wait what? He has a match at Night of Glory? Really? Well I guess they really do let the parasites get into the ring nowadays.

So what is it kid? Is it a sense of woeful inadequacy that has led you to try and stand up for the parasites? Or is your whole split personality thing some sort of way of honouring your true champion?

You see you parasites are all alike, just striving to emulate your True Prophet. Well listen up closely because you will never ever be even a thousandth as good as your true prophet.

(The interviewer mumbles something to Chaos)

What do you mean I'm supposed to ask him a question? This is as preposterous as that "Career of the Scorpion" dvd you had me do. Seriously, you think that the Best in the Business, the god damn Greatest Cruiserweight in the World and the Undisputed Champion of the flagship show has the time to ask questions to some parasite?

(Chaos grabs the camera and pulls it towards himself so that his faces fills the whole screen)

Blue, if you're listening then in less than 24 hours when we collide at Night of Glory IV I will destroy you. I will beat you to within an inch of your life. When I am finished with you you will wish you never crossed paths with your True Prophet.

Tick

Tick

Boom!

(On boom Chaos throws the camera down causing the picture to black out, all that can be heard is Chaos' maniacal laughter)

Blade wrote:Give Foo Poo back you foul mouthed, Smelly baked been Farting sun of a gun.

You know as well as I do that will never happen...not in your brothers lifetime anyway.

Cable wrote:Predictions for Night of Glory?

What do I predict? Pain. Lots of Pain

Blade wrote:Who do you think would win in a street fight, You or Blade?

Who's ya fav wrestler in the whole of 6cwf?

Who would you least want to have a feud with?

1. Blade, but that is the last battle he would ever have. Even in a street fight, you can be disqualified for maiming the other person.

2. Everyone is beneath me. I have no favourites when it comes to dog sh*t

3. Uryu......I hear he picked up some diseases from Clarissa. STD is a b*tch

You will be next Chaos, have patience. The parasite survives meteor strikes, nuclear war and the total destruction of the land. When there is burning all around us, dying corpses at our feet and the stench of fear hanging in the air, you WILL bow down to me.

The parasite survives and brings new life. Even with the passing of Chaos, order in the world will soon be restored.......