Tiriac:"When Federer plays it seems like he's playing the piano, while with Nadal is like he's playing the drums."

by Jeremy_Kyle Thu 17 May 2012, 6:32 am

First topic message reminder :

FACT

by Josiah Maiestas Thu 17 May 2012, 3:16 pm

Literally cannot see the ball on this Rome clay, proof once and for all Tiriac knows what he's on about;.

by lydian Thu 17 May 2012, 3:19 pm

lol JM...yeah I've been watching Rome > 15 yrs and never seen the ball yet. Same thing at MC, Barcelona and RG. Its a wonder they didnt invent this blue stuff 50 years ago given this problem is of such magnitude.

by hawkeye Thu 17 May 2012, 3:21 pm

Josiah Maiestas wrote:Literally cannot see the ball on this Rome clay, proof once and for all Tiriac knows what he's on about;.

...Sigh again... and blind.

by Jeremy_Kyle Thu 17 May 2012, 3:22 pm

reckoner wrote:
Haddie-nuff wrote:Im not going to go into the different styles of play being more conducive to one kind of surface than the that as been done to death on this subject anyway.
But I will say I find your response both offensive and rude.. your normal style it has to be said. You consider Spanish tennis enthusiasts "amateurs" !!!! I should try keeping up if I were you. The Spanish are very knowledgeable about their tennis especially the Madreleños bearing in mind they have two local boys in the Spanish Armada. Tiriac should remember them at least

Still howling with outrage at nothing I see.

"An amateur (French amateur "lover of", from Old French and ultimately from Latin amatorem nom. amator, "lover") is generally considered a person attached to a particular pursuit, study, or science"

Thanks Reckon, so at least it seemed to me too. Problems with the word amateur: suggestion: check own dictionary. Sometimes I think a nice chill pill would do a world of good to some Rolling Eyes

by reckoner Thu 17 May 2012, 3:25 pm

Jeremy_Kyle wrote:Sometimes I think a nice chill pill would do a world of good to some

Ain't that the truth! Ale

by invisiblecoolers Thu 17 May 2012, 4:17 pm

reckoner wrote:You two are distracting me from coming up with more amaaazing drummer jokes with your thoughtful discussion...

I don't know much about Tiriac other than that he was Nastase's compatriot and he has an awesome walrus tache. When you say he's done a lot for tennis, what are you referring to?

I understand Reco, stop getting distracted by them, we are waiting for the drummer jokes Very Happy

by reckoner Thu 17 May 2012, 4:20 pm

What did the drummer get on his IQ test?

Drool.

by reckoner Thu 17 May 2012, 4:22 pm

An oldie but a goodie:

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.

by invisiblecoolers Thu 17 May 2012, 4:27 pm

reckoner wrote:An oldie but a goodie:

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.

by reckoner Thu 17 May 2012, 4:40 pm

by lydian Thu 17 May 2012, 5:24 pm

Thats some specialist joke knowledge there reckoner!

I can imagine there being one like "Whats the difference between a drummer and a Teso shopping trolley"

Tesco shopping trolley has a mind of its own.

by reckoner Thu 17 May 2012, 5:30 pm

ahem in a past life I used to play guitar cough

by lydian Thu 17 May 2012, 5:35 pm

That's alright then reckoner... Wink

by Jeremy_Kyle Thu 17 May 2012, 5:36 pm

reckoner wrote:ahem in a past life I used to play guitar cough

strange, I was sure you used to play.....drums Smile

by reckoner Thu 17 May 2012, 5:44 pm

Jeremy_Kyle wrote:
reckoner wrote:ahem in a past life I used to play guitar cough

strange, I was sure you used to play.....drums

lol yeah it's a bit of a standard thing to take the mick out of drummers - it's all light hearted until they have to be despatched...

by lags72 Thu 17 May 2012, 5:46 pm

My neighbour can really be annoying at times.

Just the other day he was banging like a madman on my front door at 2.30 am.

Yes - 2.30 in the morning !! Shocked

.... I tell you. What a time to disturb anyone.

It was only by chance that I was still awake ..... just happened to be practising on my new drum kit ......

by Jeremy_Kyle Thu 17 May 2012, 5:47 pm

reckoner wrote:
Jeremy_Kyle wrote:
reckoner wrote:ahem in a past life I used to play guitar cough

strange, I was sure you used to play.....drums

lol yeah it's a bit of a standard thing to take the mick out of drummers - it's all light hearted until they have to be despatched...

lol the drummer in question is a tough one to be despatched for sure......

by lydian Thu 17 May 2012, 5:48 pm

haha lags...I've now got you down as a closet Phil Collins admirerer trying to rattle off that drum "solo" in "Feel it in the air tonight"...

by Guest Thu 17 May 2012, 5:50 pm

Nore Staat today at 12:19 wrote:...
On a separate note:
Raonic: up and coming rock guitarist.
Djokovic: Electric keyboard.
Ferrer: Spanish guitar.
Murray: the spoons.
Gasquet: the banjo.
Berdych: Rock guitarist with a broken string.

So banjo beats spoons Sad

.

I would like to support Gasquet but he is so flakey and lacking in stamina when it comes to the slams.

by reckoner Thu 17 May 2012, 5:51 pm

by lydian Thu 17 May 2012, 5:53 pm

Tomorrow is banjo vs Spanish geetar...6 strings always beats 4 right?

by lags72 Thu 17 May 2012, 6:08 pm

A good mate of mine actually plays the drums in a touring orchestra. He really does.

Seems to have a lot of fun on tour. They're always getting thrown out of hotels.

Excessive sax and violins, apparently ............

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