Given the likelihood that all four HNs are going to get mushed in the SIs

What would be your best pre-prepared sound bite for the coach?

Lancaster: This is a very young squad playing together overseas for the first time.

Gatland: This is a fantastic, exciting young team. We have learned a lot about our defensive frailties.

Kidney: I take nothing from this. Late injuries to regular players before the tour was a great disappointment.

Robinson : Here's my P45

Portnoy wrote:What would be your best pre-prepared sound bite for the coach?

Lancaster: This is a very young squad playing together overseas for the first time.

Gatland: This is a fantastic, exciting young team. We have learned a lot about our defensive frailties.

Kidney: I take nothing from this. Late injuries to regular players before the tour was a great disappointment.

Robinson : Here's my P45

"Robinson : Here's my P45"

Hmmm, Portnoy, do you do palm readings in your spare time, I can see all of the above quotes coming out. Well, except Robinson actually mentioning his P45

Kidney: It was disappointing but sure Gordon, Ronan and Donnacha are seasoned professionals and I'm sure they will do fine when I pick them next year.

Portnoy

I take it that you don think Wales will get atleast 1 win this summer?

I realistictly think that their could be atleast 1 win for either England or Wales. May be i am being optamistic. But lets not give up hope all together.

Gatland - What a great series I really though Australia were going to come back in the last test given it was a dead rubber. To win three nil is just fantastic.

TycroesOsprey wrote:Gatland - What a great series I really though Australia were going to come back in the last test given it was a dead rubber. To win three nil is just fantastic.

realistically before I get slammed I think the series will be 2.1, whoever wins will lose one game.

Lancaster:We never considered the boot of Morne Steyn. We will move forward from this and remember it for next time.

Lancaster: "Well the scoreline was close and that's really all that matters isn't it. It makes no difference if you lose 100 tests in a row against the best, as long as you ran them close in every game you can safely say you're improving and with a (still) young (still) inexperienced squad at that!"

Gatland: "Too many errors at key moments, white line fever cost us. If we'd taken every opportunity we had from start to finish, which no team ever does but still, we'd probably have won. This just isn't good enough, I'm off to give the boys a proper dressing down for losing me the Lions job- I mean the game"

Kidney: "As my sad smile will tell you I'm disappointed. I know that as coach I should probably be displaying more emotion and passionate anger at wasting this opportunity but I like to look as passive as possible y'know, frowning hurts my eyebrows. We'll just stick the same faces out next time, even those who had shockers, and hope for the best"

Robinson: *slaps wall angrily and storms away*

Lancaster: "We will learn from our mistakes."

Lancaster: 3 humpings, ok - but Farrell is the most exciting FH in world rugby, I stand by that despite poor old Splash never seeing the ball in 3 tests. And I'm not convinced that an England lock needs (1) to be english, and (2) to be able to catch a rugby ball.

red_stag wrote:Kidney: It was disappointing but sure Gordon, Ronan and Donnacha are seasoned professionals and I'm sure they will do fine when I pick them next year for the RWC 2015 and 2019.

There ya go staggy

whatever the coaches say afterwards one thing we can all be thankfull for is Sonia Mac is not going to be the interviewer.

TycroesOsprey wrote:whatever the coaches say afterwards one thing we can all be thankfull for is Sonia Mac is not going to be the interviewer.

Amen Tycroe, Amen

But what will happen if any of the four nations actually win their matches? Will everyone be speechless?

Cari wrote:But what will happen if any of the four nations actually win their matches? Will everyone be speechless?

Even if Ireland win, do you expect us to keep quiet about Kidney?

True Billy. You lot are never happy....

Kidney: I asked the lads to just keep kicking the ball away every time they got it. Frankly I'm astonished that we lost 3-0. I can't quite figure it out. That tactic used to always work back in the good old days in Cork!

Cari wrote:True Billy. You lot are never happy....

Who me or Irish fans in general?

Wait, dont answer that

you gotta like a good wum thread.


England will win 3 zip and SL will say when asked "so how did you manage to win 3 - 0?"

SL will come back "because there was only 3 games"

Kidney : Sure we were playing really well but this side is still on a learning curve and have to learn how to finish sides off... Said after Ireland manage to lose after leading New Zealand by 8 points with 20 minutes to go.

Actually, havent we already heard that after the French game in the 6N?

mystiroakey wrote:you gotta like a good wum thread.


England will win 3 zip and SL will say when asked "so how did you manage to win 3 - 0?"

SL will come back "because there was only 3 games"

Nice one Mystir

Ermm, that was a serious post dude.. I bet you saffas have canned laughter in all your comedy shows.

Oh, OK, then, interesting point mystir

ta lol.

biltongbek wrote:Oh, OK, then, interesting point mystir

Lancaster: "We couldn't stop laughing at the Saffer humour. Honestly it was a laugh a minute. Sorry we lost but they were such good hosts.
The homour and the food poisoning had us all gagging"

Portnoy wrote:

biltongbek wrote:Oh, OK, then, interesting point mystir

Lancaster: "We couldn't stop laughing at the Saffer humour. Honestly it was a laugh a minute. Sorry we lost but they were such good hosts.
The homour and the food poisoning had us all gagging"

Portnoy wrote:

biltongbek wrote:Oh, OK, then, interesting point mystir

Lancaster: "We couldn't stop laughing at the Saffer humour. Honestly it was a laugh a minute. Sorry we lost but they were such good hosts.
The homour and the food poisoning had us all gagging"

We pull that stunt only on special occasions.

biltongbek wrote:

Portnoy wrote:

biltongbek wrote:Oh, OK, then, interesting point mystir

Lancaster: "We couldn't stop laughing at the Saffer humour. Honestly it was a laugh a minute. Sorry we lost but they were such good hosts.
The homour and the food poisoning had us all gagging"

We pull that stunt only on special occasions.

Yes, manily at Rugby World Cups.

When their is something worth fighting for.

Robinson: I wasn't being serious when I took the job in the first place...

My crystal ball must be faulty.I can see some close contests coming up.Damn Amazon.Will send it back as it is clearly faulty.

I hear suzie had a daughter who also happens to be a waitress

Kidney - Sure whatever the result it's days like this that keeps us in this great game. You want to be tested against the best to see where you are. We had some experienced lads out there who've never won against the All Blacks and now we've some young guys who know what that's like. It all comes down to the bounce of a ball and unfortunately the Irish used up all their luck in 2009.

Lancaster "OK Beshocked thats the last time I come to you for selection advice"