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Cherry Cup Round 1

Go Ahead Eagles v FC United of Bournemouth etc etc
Viva City v AC ALSOAM
Jacamos Utd v FC Furious
AFC Swamp Donkeys v Treble's Revenge
City of Norwich FC v Straight Edge United
Borussia Munchingballsack v Cunning Canaries FC
Real Ale Sociedad v Athletico Bilbao Baggins
Sporting Sideburns FC v The London Silly Nannies

TACTICS NEED TO BE IN THIS WEDNESDAY (11PM) FOR THE FIRST WEEK OF SEASON 2

Everyone in Premier League (who votes on Championship) send their results to:

TwisT and Sodhat

Everyone in Championship (who votes on Premier League) send their results to:

Hero and TSC

Premier League

Real Ale Sociedad - TwisT The London Silly Nannies - SodhatAC ALittleSilhouetteoOfAMan (AC ALSOAM) - MarkyViva City - VivaPaulScholesCunning Canaries FC - ollyrules
AFC Swamp Donkeys - fernando

Table

Borussia Munchingballsack - Sainty


FC United of Bournemouth Town and Boscombe City Wanderers Athletic Football Club - cherriesfan


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Championship

Athletico Bilbao Baggins FC - Hero

Tactics

Jacamos United - TSC

Injuries

FC Furious - nick_fury

Lawyers

Sporting Sideburns FC - Gav

Fixtures

Treble's Revenge - onlytreblewinners

Results

Go Ahead Eagles - Russell_Elmo

Table

Straight-Edge United - TheBrahmaBull


City Of Norwich FC - ncfc_Tooze

Rules can change

Don't EVER listen to DPD!

"We'll pick up your laptop between 8am and 6pm Thursday"

Nothing happens so I get someone to make an angry phonecall.

"We had too many things to deliver. "Kim" will be at your house between 10:50am and 11:50am."

And that hour passes so another angry phonecall.

"You weren't in so we left you a card"

THEY TURNED UP AT THE WRONG HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Ok, we'll be back to pick it up before noon on Monday."

An hour later, a DPD van turns up at my neighbours house (literally 20m away from me if that). Lady gets out, delivers parcel then drives off.

Then I started laughing like a maniac.

TSC wrote:Don't EVER listen to DPD!

"We'll pick up your laptop between 8am and 6pm Thursday"

Nothing happens so I get someone to make an angry phonecall.

"We had too many things to deliver. "Kim" will be at your house between 10:50am and 11:50am."

And that hour passes so another angry phonecall.

"You weren't in so we left you a card"

THEY TURNED UP AT THE WRONG HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Ok, we'll be back to pick it up before noon on Monday."

An hour later, a DPD van turns up at my neighbours house (literally 20m away from me if that). Lady gets out, delivers parcel then drives off.

Then I started laughing like a maniac.

So you still have your laptop, and there is a chance Viva won't get his phone, but one of his neighbours will

BTW - I have done a couple of deals already, despite saying I would refrain... :gulp:

sodhat wrote:It's supposed to be ok tomorrow weather wise apparently, at least where I live

I went up to Wattisham on Wednesday - there were a load of Jubilee themed stuffed dolls sat in deck chairs outside peoples houses. It freaked me out. It was like The Wicker Man.

Is that what goes on in East Anglia?

Wattisham is in Suffolk. Suffolk is a strange strange place

Yes TSC he has done as many deals in a day as you have done in a season and a bit

Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:It's supposed to be ok tomorrow weather wise apparently, at least where I live

I went up to Wattisham on Wednesday - there were a load of Jubilee themed stuffed dolls sat in deck chairs outside peoples houses. It freaked me out. It was like The Wicker Man.

Is that what goes on in East Anglia?

Wattisham is in Suffolk. Suffolk is a strange strange place

You can't disown another part of East Anglia...you're all strange and make me want to drive quickly to get through your villages before you make me into one of your stuffed dolls.

I want to know who had the time to be making these things!

sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:It's supposed to be ok tomorrow weather wise apparently, at least where I live

I went up to Wattisham on Wednesday - there were a load of Jubilee themed stuffed dolls sat in deck chairs outside peoples houses. It freaked me out. It was like The Wicker Man.

Is that what goes on in East Anglia?

Wattisham is in Suffolk. Suffolk is a strange strange place

You can't disown another part of East Anglia...you're all strange and make me want to drive quickly to get through your villages before you make me into one of your stuffed dolls.

I want to know who had the time to be making these things!

They're all real people, killed and stuffed to look like dolls. It's the plot for Hot Fuzz but real.

sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:It's supposed to be ok tomorrow weather wise apparently, at least where I live

I went up to Wattisham on Wednesday - there were a load of Jubilee themed stuffed dolls sat in deck chairs outside peoples houses. It freaked me out. It was like The Wicker Man.

Is that what goes on in East Anglia?

Wattisham is in Suffolk. Suffolk is a strange strange place

You can't disown another part of East Anglia...you're all strange and make me want to drive quickly to get through your villages before you make me into one of your stuffed dolls.

I want to know who had the time to be making these things!

In Norfolk where I live I didn't see any of this. In FACKT I can't remember seeing a street party. Those Suffolk folk are weird, hence I disown them

Suffolk are the webbed fingers lot, Norfolk are the six fingered lot. They have gang wars on custom built tractors over the borders.

Marky wrote:

sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:It's supposed to be ok tomorrow weather wise apparently, at least where I live

I went up to Wattisham on Wednesday - there were a load of Jubilee themed stuffed dolls sat in deck chairs outside peoples houses. It freaked me out. It was like The Wicker Man.

Is that what goes on in East Anglia?

Wattisham is in Suffolk. Suffolk is a strange strange place

You can't disown another part of East Anglia...you're all strange and make me want to drive quickly to get through your villages before you make me into one of your stuffed dolls.

I want to know who had the time to be making these things!

They're all real people, killed and stuffed to look like dolls. It's the plot for Hot Fuzz but real.

The irony is that one of them had a sign that said "Over 30? We are not amused!" (it was of the Queen). But that made me speed up if anything. I didn't want to go slow enough for them to be able to open my car doors.

Hero wrote:Suffolk are the webbed fingers lot, Norfolk are the six fingered lot. They have gang wars on custom built tractors over the borders.

Olly criticising Suffolk is like when someone from Cornwall says people from Devon talk funny

Hero wrote:Suffolk are the webbed fingers lot, Norfolk are the six fingered lot. They have gang wars on custom built tractors over the borders.

If you look at my new Twitter profile pic you will in FACKT see I only have 5 fingers on each hand

Hero wrote:Suffolk are the webbed fingers lot, Norfolk are the six fingered lot. They have gang wars on custom built tractors over the borders.

I'd rather have 6 fingers than webbed fingers

Webbed fingers would only be useful if the gang war spilled in to the sea

You sold Giroud. That's a shame because I was going to use him to give De Gea a nightmare when I played Hero as he's a beast but hey ho.

Marky wrote:

Hero wrote:Suffolk are the webbed fingers lot, Norfolk are the six fingered lot. They have gang wars on custom built tractors over the borders.

Olly criticising Suffolk is like when someone from Cornwall says people from Devon talk funny

But Hero said that

TSC wrote:You sold Giroud. That's a shame because I was going to use him to give De Gea a nightmare when I played Hero as he's a beast but hey ho.

Also sold Jags and Sigurdsson to me

Olly wrote:

Hero wrote:Suffolk are the webbed fingers lot, Norfolk are the six fingered lot. They have gang wars on custom built tractors over the borders.

If you look at my new Twitter profile pic you will in FACKT see I only have 5 fingers on each hand

Normal people have 4 fingers on each hand.

TSC wrote:Don't EVER listen to DPD!

"We'll pick up your laptop between 8am and 6pm Thursday"

Nothing happens so I get someone to make an angry phonecall.

"We had too many things to deliver. "Kim" will be at your house between 10:50am and 11:50am."

And that hour passes so another angry phonecall.

"You weren't in so we left you a card"

THEY TURNED UP AT THE WRONG HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Ok, we'll be back to pick it up before noon on Monday."

An hour later, a DPD van turns up at my neighbours house (literally 20m away from me if that). Lady gets out, delivers parcel then drives off.

Then I started laughing like a maniac.

Oh no don't say that

TSC wrote:You sold Giroud. That's a shame because I was going to use him to give De Gea a nightmare when I played Hero as he's a beast but hey ho.

I did hesitate, but £12m plus a striker of a similar ability was too good to refuse.

i would of kept him

Olly wrote:

Marky wrote:

Hero wrote:Suffolk are the webbed fingers lot, Norfolk are the six fingered lot. They have gang wars on custom built tractors over the borders.

Olly criticising Suffolk is like when someone from Cornwall says people from Devon talk funny

But Hero said that

Did you not just criticise Suffolk? Just because I quoted and agreed with Hero, it's aimed at you Farmer Boy.

TheBrahmaBull wrote:i would of kept him

That just confirms to me that I did the right thing

Marky wrote:

Olly wrote:

Marky wrote:

Hero wrote:Suffolk are the webbed fingers lot, Norfolk are the six fingered lot. They have gang wars on custom built tractors over the borders.

Olly criticising Suffolk is like when someone from Cornwall says people from Devon talk funny

But Hero said that

Did you not just criticise Suffolk? Just because I quoted and agreed with Hero, it's aimed at you Farmer Boy.

Just because my brother works on a farm doesn't mean I am a farmer boy

why thats just my personal thought.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Olly wrote:

Hero wrote:Suffolk are the webbed fingers lot, Norfolk are the six fingered lot. They have gang wars on custom built tractors over the borders.

If you look at my new Twitter profile pic you will in FACKT see I only have 5 fingers on each hand

Normal people have 4 fingers on each hand.

Walked yourself into that one Olly

I so want Olly to do a new version of 'Skater Boy' retitled 'Farmer Boy'.

Afro, don't make Bull angry.

You won't like him when he's angry...

PM for Sodhat (results)

Hero wrote:I so want Olly to do a new version of 'Skater Boy' retitled 'Farmer Boy'.

How about me saying this,

"Who's Hughton going to bring in" in my Norfolk accent boy

Hero wrote:I so want Olly to do a new version of 'Skater Boy' retitled 'Farmer Boy'.

He was a Farmer Boy
He said "You allllrightere boy"
He wasn't good enough for me

He had some pretty cows
And a big barn for a house
He likes to go home and dig some earth

Marky wrote:

Hero wrote:I so want Olly to do a new version of 'Skater Boy' retitled 'Farmer Boy'.

He was a Farmer Boy
He said "You allllrightere boy"
He wasn't good enough for me

He had some pretty cows
And a big barn for a house
He likes to go home and dig some earth

Marky wrote:

Hero wrote:I so want Olly to do a new version of 'Skater Boy' retitled 'Farmer Boy'.

He was a Farmer Boy
He said "You allllrightere boy"
He wasn't good enough for me

He had some pretty cows
And a big barn for a house
He likes to go home and dig some earth

Bit weird you know the lyrics to Avril Lavgne though

Fits perfectly to the tune too Marky, massive kudos

Googled them Olly

Is anyone interested in Robert Huth? If not he shall be released

Marky wrote:Googled them Olly

By googled do you mean remember them off by heart because it's your favourite song ever ever ever?

I bet that's what it means.

Olly wrote:Is anyone interested in Robert Huth? If not he shall be released

Yeah I am Olly

Olly wrote:Is anyone interested in Robert Huth? If not he shall be released

I will give you the grand sum of 1p

ill give you 500k take it or leave it

sodhat wrote:

Marky wrote:Googled them Olly

By googled do you mean remember them off by heart because it's your favourite song ever ever ever?

I bet that's what it means.

#sussed

Huth on his own.....not so good

Huth + Shawcross......better, as they know each other inside an out. An important factor for CB's

For that, and as known decent back-up, you can't grumble for 4.85m

TwisT wrote:Huth on his own.....not so good

Huth + Shawcross......better, as they know each other inside an out. An important factor for CB's

For that, and as known decent back-up, you can't grumble for 4.85m

I'm grumbling about the 4.85m

Euro 2012 sweepstake - who would you say would be the worst team to get?

I think I have picked them.

Hush up you...you would have got 3.5m if you released him

sodhat wrote:Euro 2012 sweepstake - who would you say would be the worst team to get?

I think I have picked them.

Czech Republic

Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:Euro 2012 sweepstake - who would you say would be the worst team to get?

I think I have picked them.

Czech Republic

Nope - they have a beatable group in my eyes

We should do a sweeptake their's 16 in the league each put in 1m and winner gets the lot

Fernando wrote:We should do a sweeptake their's 16 in the league each put in 1m and winner gets the lot

Great idea

sodhat wrote:Euro 2012 sweepstake - who would you say would be the worst team to get?

I think I have picked them.

Easy...Denmark

Though you could argue that Portugal, on tournament form of collapsing, would be bad as well

Thank you for bad mouthing DPD TSC because they've just sent my phone I can't wait to get home now and the Euros. This last one and a half hour is going to take years.

Hero can you please add new smileys please like a smoking one and some other cool ones.