Hotties of the XXX Olympiad

There has to be a reason why 150000 prophylactics are being distributed free alongside the McDonalds, Dairy Milk and Coke* in Village.
*(cola).

And whilst the rugby is in its annual lock-down, hopefully the mods will permit a bit of light levity.

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(Dainsh tennis)

Unfortunately for Cari, Tommy Bowe is not eligible as sevens are not on the agenda this time around.

My guess is that some right mooses are coming this way as well very soon...

Oh my. Victoria Pendleton.

Edit: Forgot to add the pics. Senior moment.

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She can give a me a crossbar anytime.

This will be me during the Olympics.

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Gibson wrote:Oh my. Victoria Pendleton.

She can give a me a crossbar anytime.

This will be me during the Olympics.

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That's the sort of thing Gibbo.

I am WAY to nervous to open any of these images at work.

Nothing really XXX about them Staggy. Gibbo sent the post off to the perfect start.

There's an Olympics section Portnoy, this will probably end up being moved there. Jess Ennis isa looker on the Irish side of things we have

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Melanie Nocher

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As well as our most likely gold meadalist and more than likely winner of some medal, Katie Taylor. Former member of the Irish Women's soccer team too.

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Kerri Anne Payne can look pretty decent. Who knew swimming could be fun....

Damn it, technophobe. How the hell do you post pics?

copy pic web address
hit <others> tab on 'Quick reply:'
select 'spoiler'
paste pic web address

the spoiler tag allows the image/page to be opened surreptitiously at work etc.

I'm not sure if she's competing this time around but Alison Stokke the US pole vaulter would give you a warm feeling in your hip pocket.

It has to be Misty May for me lads (on the right)

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No sexy Dutch girls going Gibbo

I still think that Jessica Ennis girl is dead sexy, i would kick a sheep out of bed for her

Jeez, all lightweight stuff compared to that Australian hurdler girl, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgmYutL9W0

doctor_grey wrote:Jeez, all lightweight stuff compared to that Australian hurdler girl, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgmYutL9W0

Shouldn't you be studying Grey's anatomy (the book) Doc?

Not a though .

I am a physician, sir. I study all.
Its all about science.
No other interest at all.

Rumour has it that Danny Cipriani is a big fan of Caster Semenya

Thanks doc, I learnt a lot from that video. Some things do defy gravity

While some may debate the merits of having football in the Olympics I think the US national team stars Alex Morgan and Hope Solo will make people ease up on that

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Athletic women!

Mo meat on them, and they can run away to easily.

I doubt you'd like any of my hotties...

Paula Radcliffe? Anyone who'd just pull to the side and pee down a drain would be a huge hit round my neck of the woods.

eirebilly wrote:I still think that Jessica Ennis girl is dead sexy, i would kick a sheep out of bed for her

C'mon mate. Really?????

doctor_grey wrote:

eirebilly wrote:I still think that Jessica Ennis girl is dead sexy, i would kick a sheep out of bed for her

C'mon mate. Really?????

You haven't seen his sheep

snappy little item, eh?

sarah galimberti and alison stokke.

absolutely delish.

My first Olympic memory is Rome 1960.

Irena and Tamara Press (Athletics USSR) were big stars. Never to be seen again after sex-testing was introduced.

Personally I reckon that Tamara (left) is better looking than Tommy Bowe. Irena is a true, true dog.

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=press+sisters+olympics&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1366&bih=604&tbm=isch&tbnid=XlGS7KB0KDlF8M:&imgrefurl=http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-10-most-shocking-olympic-gender-scandals&docid=3tkgJUG78ZpP3M&imgurl=http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2009/8/25/12/enhanced-buzz-21897-1251219397-13.jpg&w=425&h=300&ei=EdsPUP6WHYu00QXawID4BQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=366&vpy=150&dur=2630&hovh=189&hovw=267&tx=142&ty=108&sig=100403593874827876514&page=1&tbnh=130&tbnw=159&start=0&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0,i:81

Well, the end of Communism in eastern Europe has definitely had some benefits.

Before
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=kratochvilova&num=10&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=601&tbm=isch&tbnid=LMVfDYPGlk1nQM:&imgrefurl=http://rapidas.webcindario.com/europeosindoor.htm&docid=kTGCt_-tWpe3vM&imgurl=http://rapidas.webcindario.com/jarmila_kratochvilova.jpg&w=450&h=459&ei=jQsQULCMIqWq0AWCnoG4Aw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=375&vpy=153&dur=2703&hovh=227&hovw=222&tx=127&ty=140&sig=107759201240176808490&page=1&tbnh=107&tbnw=109&start=0&ndsp=26&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0,i:106

After
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=ana+ivanovic&start=87&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=601&addh=36&tbm=isch&tbnid=ZrKk41FTYU7zTM:&imgrefurl=http://celebrity-female-top.blogspot.com/2011_11_06_archive.html&docid=DLzLO-HeFOIzuM&imgurl=http://www.supervphoto.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ana-ivanovic-wallpaper.jpg&w=1024&h=768&ei=0AsQUN6QO6L80QWp8YCIAQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=124&vpy=304&dur=1218&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=161&ty=124&sig=107759201240176808490&page=4&tbnh=130&tbnw=190&ndsp=29&ved=1t:429,r:22,s:87,i:75

Voula Papachristou of Greece, who's just been expelled from the Olympics for racist comments on twitter.

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Yes please

How things have improved since the days of Sally Gunell

gowales wrote:Voula Papachristou of Greece, who's just been expelled from the Olympics for racist comments on twitter.

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Yes please

No thanks, all yours

Asbo, if that doesn't do it for you then I have no chance

Rava wrote:Asbo, if that doesn't do it for you then I have no chance

I prefer your beard tho!

Of course, being super-fit these girls would all utterly destroy us in the sack, but what a way to go...

Always had a soft spot for Kelly Sotherton myself, but she's now retired...

Not too soft I hope there Mr Bounce

Folks, couple of things on this thread, we've had a complaint in:

Some of the links posted in this thread are compromised with backdoor security threats that my Antivirus picked up, before the whole pages were loaded.

Probably not intended by the poster, but a threat for anyone clicking on those links.

Note, I haven't clicked through any links on here to figure out which ones are problems, but can you please be careful when posting links. And when clicking on them.

Also, if you're embedding pics, can you please remember that site policy is for them to be surrounded by a "spoiler"

Sorry didn't know how to do the spoiler thingy

gowales wrote:Sorry didn't know how to do the spoiler thingy

No worries. It's buried in the "Others" button above the right hand side of the editor.

Or you just type the word "spoiler" inside square brackets "[]" to start, and the 'word' "/spoiler" inside square brackets to end

copy pic web address
hit <others> tab on 'Quick reply:'
select 'spoiler'
paste pic web address

the spoiler tag allows the image/page to be opened surreptitiously at work etc.

I'm not what it does other than to to do what I said.
However all these tools and tweaks do really ought to be easily found on a separate top level-v2 tab. 'Spoiler' sort of describes a soap opera story prophylactic.

Portnoy wrote:

copy pic web address
hit <others> tab on 'Quick reply:'
select 'spoiler'
paste pic web address

the spoiler tag allows the image/page to be opened surreptitiously at work etc.

I'm not what it does other than to to do what I said.
However all these tools and tweaks do really ought to be easily found on a separate top level-v2 tab. 'Spoiler' sort of describes a soap opera story prophylactic.

Oh here he goes again, showing his age









HAPPY BIRTHDAY PORTNOY

Hotties on show in the OC. Man!

Going to say Armitstead is a looker as well as a fantastic cyclist

Why doesn't any of the women swimmers have any boobs???

They're flatter than the atmos at the MS

Er, their suits are designed to make them as streamlined as possible. The female swimmers have boobs, they're just flattened down.

I suspect you already knew that.

That can't be good for them!

I say set them free...

All these suits and shoes and things are giving competitors an uneven and unnatural playing field.. See where (and it's a very sexist place) this is going?

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Er, their suits are designed to make them as streamlined as possible. The female swimmers have boobs, they're just flattened down.

I suspect you already knew that.

I assume thats part of the reason they often appear to have fat armpits

gowales wrote:Voula Papachristou of Greece, who's just been expelled from the Olympics for racist comments on twitter.

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Yes please

I'll see your Greek Triple jumper and raise you a Paraguyan Javlin thrower - i'll leave you guys the joy of googling (ph-nar!) the name Leryn Franco. You'll thank me later!

Wow - I'd run through barbed wire to mark the spot where her pike lands.

I've got a javelin.