If Wrestling was 100% real

If it wasn't scripted but the product was exactly the same, what questions would you ask?


For example:

How come the last match on the card ALWAYS finishes before the show goes of the air?

Why, when a table gets set up outside the ring, is it in the perfect position for someone to go through when being pushed off a ladder?

When there is a large collection of people outside the ring, why do they all stand up at the exact time someone is about to jump from the ring on to them?


As you can see, this is just a bit of fun.

Why does the cobra or the worm hurt more than a normal open fisted punch...

Why do wrestler's need a finishing move

Why can some wrestlers do an RKO in a match, but not get a pinfall straight after....

Why wear speedos

Why is Mick Foley still alive?

Why is there so much concern about "The Deadman's" health?

Why would marrying the bosses daughter help?

Why would the word Kayfabe exist?

Why is anyone watching this?

Why does it take the ref so long to count to 3, and particularly to 10 for a KO?

How can apparently unconscious wrestlers manage to thrust one arm into the air at a count of 2 and a bit?

How do these men stand up after being hit in the head with a sledgehammer?

Why does the referee count slower the longer the match goes on?

Why do the referees immediately get knocked down?

Why do some wrestlers think doing flips in the air will make it hurt more?

Why do you some wrestlers think jumping onto a steel chair will hurt the other person more than them?

How can people go from hating each other to not knowing or liking each other within months?

Where do you learn to fall off a twenty foot ladder?

How did she give birth to a hand?

why would people feel the need to tap out to a John Cena STF?

Why are finishers not as strong at Wrestlemania?

Why hit people with the flat side of a chair when the edge would clearly be more painful?

Why aren't Great Khali, Big Show and Mark Henry the champions all the time?

Why do people only fall on to the ropes when facing Rey Mysterio?

Samo wrote:Where do you learn to fall off a twenty foot ladder?

hahaha love it!

How did Albert Del Rio get that rich to afford so many nice cars to drive into the arena?

Why would Heath Slater still be in employment?

Would Sheamus be deported if he stole ADR's car in real life?

Why are chair shots more powerful outside of matches?

Why does a former UFC heavyweight champion keeping running away from the boss' son in law?

Why can someone just be allowed to have a title match without earning the right to be no.1 contender.

Why are there stop signs uner the ring? And 50ft ladders for that matter!

Why doesn't Cena wear sensible fighting shoes rather than trainers?

Is it just a coincidence that every time the Spanish announce table is there, it gets destroyed.

Why has Goldberg changed his name to Ryback?

when your punching someone who is busted wide open why is there no blood on your hands?

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME GOD DAMN IT!

Why have moves and weapon shots suddenly stopped making people bleed?

If you fall off the titantron you are healthy enough to wrestle the week later

Why would you paint Hogans face?

martyr wrote:IT'S STILL REAL TO ME GOD DAMN IT!

Can't believe it took so long for someone to say that.

Expected it as soon as I posted the article!

If somebody jumped off the top turnbuckle to the outside, surely you'd just get out of the way rather than catch them?

TheCelticGarbutt wrote:Why would you paint Hogans face?

Why the hell would you not paint his face brother?

the-gaffer wrote:

TheCelticGarbutt wrote:Why would you paint Hogans face?

Why the hell would you not paint his face brother?

Hogan has a face brother?

bretmeharty wrote:

the-gaffer wrote:

TheCelticGarbutt wrote:Why would you paint Hogans face?

Why the hell would you not paint his face brother?

Hogan has a face brother?

Yeah, Horace Hogan.

Why didn't the shockmaster shock the world?

Did Sid vicious/Justice ever really rule the world?

how come when Jake the Snake DDTed someone, they stayed down, but when anyone else does it it only gets a two count? Heck, Orton does it off the ropes and only gets a two count

What is it about Kane's mask, do Women find so attractive?

How, after all these years, is there no-one in the world stronger than Mark Henry?

What the hell is the Rock cooking and why has it taken 14 years thus far?

Get a microwave man.

- Why trade single punches, back and forth, when you could deck an opponent with a quick flurry/combo?

- How come the paramedics aren't called in a LOT more often, especially after high-risk moves?

- Shouldn't the area around the ring be expanded, given how much fighting goes on there, to increase audience safety?

- Shouldn't the rules for tag team matches actually be enforced at some point?

- Why doesn't distracting referees result in a DQ or some other penalty?

- Commentators: why can't they do anything other than state the bleeding obvious?

- Shouldn't wrestlers exhibiting split personality disorder be given time off for psychological evaluation?

Why does walking up the ramp mean you have escaped a beating from someone?

Why do wrestlers catch high flyers rather than just sidestep them?

Why are there no weight categories?

If disqualification means you retain the championship why would the Champion bother showing up?

-Why does Big Show need to build up an entire match just to punch someone in the head?
-In what way is an FU/Attitude Adjustment more painful than a basic suplex?
-How is Mick Foley not dead yet?
-Why do wrestlers not just duck after HBK 'Tunes up the band'?
-Why is it that when not in the ring/match, a wrestler seems vulnerable to the weakest attacks?
-Why are referees so gullible/easily distracted?
-Why would you do this to yourself?
-How in the hell did HHH pull Steph McMahon?