Il Gialloblu's Caption Competition - Winner Announced

After deservedly winning School Project's Caption Competition earlier in the week I thought I'd do one.

Just post a hilarious caption for the picture that you should find below of Matthew Hatton and his brother.

PICTURE HERE:

Spoiler:

Competition closes in a couple of days or so.

Have fun.

<---- not the klitchskos

"Ricky ain't heavy.....hes my bbbbrrrrother"

Barrymore beckons the Hatton brothers back into the pool.

"Last time we were here you were pounded in the ring by a little Filipino"

"No Matt I fought Pacquiao here since then..."

Emboldened by the introduction of factor 3000 sun-cream, the Hatton brothers venture outside for 5 cherished minutes.

Ricky: Matt what happened to your eye
Matt: Saw dad in the car park

Richard was the first to congratulate Fred on his Las Vegas hair transplant.

Matthew and Ricky were pleased as punch to have spotted Harry Hill on holiday

The midnight pool party was illuminated by celebrity skin.

Is that levitating, bald dwarf in the vest and funky shorts still staring at my shoulder?

Ricky Hatton and brother Matthew pose for photo poolside in Vegas.

Was gonna give this a blast but Shah made me genuinely laugh out loud so not even gonna bother. Nailed on winner for me.

Shah's a distant second to ONETWO

Shah by far!

Did no one think the guy in between them could be michael Barrymore?

Here is our latest success story Matthew posing with the face of Weightwatchers Ricky Hatton....If this man can get into shape then anyone can!!

Calm down lads, I'm here with some observations.

The first thing to say is that when I posted this thread, I wasn't sure if the picture would/could elicit many responses of varying themes whilst retaining high standards of humour.

Needless to say, I was proven wrong and thoroughly enjoyed reading the entries earlier. Every single one of them.

Background lookalikes (Mackem's Harry Hill) always do well, as do Right Said Fred references. Can't fault those. Any caption competition with a swimming pool will always garner a Barrymore line and I don't think anyone would be surprised that it was michaels who furnished us with that one.

Superfly deserves a special mention for using the word 'emboldened' while onetwo disappoints in copying rowley's state the obvious style.

paperbag_puncher gave me the biggest fnar whilst Shah's tale of father/son abuse was a little sad, until I did some research on Google. And then I got it. The meaning that was, not a smack off me dad.

So to the winner the spoils. And in the spoiler the winner.

Spoiler:

Congrats PP and Not to worry IG. Whats Viz?

Il Gialloblu wrote:Any caption competition with a swimming pool will always garner a Barrymore line and I don't think anyone would be surprised that it was michaels who furnished us with that one.

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FFS he looked like Barrymore...... Besides I add little to the forum in terms of boxing knowledge. Space invaders, Child Catcher's and garnering opinion on which TV to buy seems to be my limit. Turned out alright at sheep in the end as well.

ShahenshahG wrote:Congrats PP and Not to worry IG. Whats Viz?

Deary me. How have you ever pulled a bit of skirt without a Sid the sexist line?

seanmichaels wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Congrats PP and Not to worry IG. Whats Viz?

Deary me. How have you ever pulled a bit of skirt without a Sid the sexist line?

the old fashioned way, I unzipped my trousers, let me nob hang out and then chased them down the road.

ShahenshahG wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Congrats PP and Not to worry IG. Whats Viz?

Deary me. How have you ever pulled a bit of skirt without a Sid the sexist line?

the old fashioned way, I unzipped my trousers, let me nob hang out and then chased them down the road.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Il Gialloblu wrote:Calm down lads, I'm here with some observations.

The first thing to say is that when I posted this thread, I wasn't sure if the picture would/could elicit many responses of varying themes whilst retaining high standards of humour.

Needless to say, I was proven wrong and thoroughly enjoyed reading the entries earlier. Every single one of them.

Background lookalikes (Mackem's Harry Hill) always do well, as do Right Said Fred references. Can't fault those. Any caption competition with a swimming pool will always garner a Barrymore line and I don't think anyone would be surprised that it was michaels who furnished us with that one.

Superfly deserves a special mention for using the word 'emboldened' while onetwo disappoints in copying rowley's state the obvious style.

paperbag_puncher gave me the biggest fnar whilst Shah's tale of father/son abuse was a little sad, until I did some research on Google. And then I got it. The meaning that was, not a smack off me dad.

So to the winner the spoils. And in the spoiler the winner.

Spoiler:

Nice one. I don't get on here much anymore but this has truly warmed my heart..... Cheers IG