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Post by Steffan Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:13 pm

Spoiler:

And the winner is:

huw wrote:Cook wilts under the weight of his fake tan

Well done Huw. Give yourself a clap

Stay tuned on Monday for Week 3 of Steffans Caption Competition

Thanks to all those unlucky losers who competed. Maybe next time people


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Post by Scottrf Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:15 pm

Nicky Cook suffers back injury in bout with WBO Super Featherweight titlist Ricky Burns.

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Post by Steffan Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:18 pm

Scottrf wrote:Nicky Cook suffers back injury in bout with WBO Super Featherweight titlist Ricky Burns.

Everyone else may as well give up now...

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Post by Union Cane Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:19 pm

Nicky Cook : "Pink? Pink? Jesus man, you can't be serious. No way can I fight you when you're wearing pink shorts. You big chufter. Nobody said you'd be wearing pink. I can't do this, I'm going to feign a back injury."
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Post by eddyfightfan Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:20 pm

what where you saying about my pink shorts?

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Post by eddyfightfan Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:20 pm

snap

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Post by Scottrf Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:21 pm

Steffan wrote:
Scottrf wrote:Nicky Cook suffers back injury in bout with WBO Super Featherweight titlist Ricky Burns.

Everyone else may as well give up now...
Cheers Steph.

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Post by Steffan Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:23 pm

Scottrf wrote:
Steffan wrote:
Scottrf wrote:Nicky Cook suffers back injury in bout with WBO Super Featherweight titlist Ricky Burns.

Everyone else may as well give up now...
Cheers Steph.

As you would say. Stop being so 'stuid'

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Post by Scottrf Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:23 pm

Steffan wrote:As you would say. Stop being so 'stuid'
Just in case you missed it, I was having a go at his spelling. Irony missed on him as he corrected my spelling.


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Post by razzaq Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:24 pm

Anders Behring Breivik spotted at Cook and Burns fight prior to returning to Norway

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Post by Steffan Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:25 pm

Scottrf wrote:
Steffan wrote:As you would say. Stop being so 'stuid'
Just incase you missed it, I was having a go at his spelling. Irony missed on him as he corrected my spelling.

Just seen that now. Sorry my mistake. That ONETWOFOREVER isnt the brightest star in the sky is he fair do

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Post by HumanWindmill Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:29 pm

Cook suffers first degree Burns.

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Post by eddyfightfan Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:34 pm

HumanWindmill wrote:Cook suffers first degree Burns.

very good

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Post by eddyfightfan Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:35 pm

what you doing? you were meant to go down in the 3rd.

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Post by HumanWindmill Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:46 pm

Thanks, eddy. Had a chuckle at yours, too.

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Post by Union Cane Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:03 pm

alma wrote:Not sure about a caption, but trying to work out how the cameraman manages to get his one arm into that position

He's a policeman in his day job, that's the long arm of the law.
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Cook...."should I go down now Frank?"

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Despite several tries before the fight, Nicky just couldnt hold it in any longer

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Upon seeing Ricky Burns' pink shorts the cameraman couldnt help but let out a 'phwoar'

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Back to the drawing board for Cook

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Cook: "Help me find my bottle Ricky. It's down here somewhere. I lost it when I entered the ring."

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Once again Burns's mighty blue smurf shlong slips out of his shorts & grabs the ropes!

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told by his corner to not lunge in, cook takes them literally and lunges out

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Post by School Project Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:46 am

Who won last weeks Stef? I've been away from a computer too long to know...

No worries, I just found out that I DID!!!

Here's mine anyway:

"And THAT'S how the COOKIE CRUMBLES!"


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"Cook gets burned"

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"Frodo reaches down to gaze at his precious Frank Warren"

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Cook: "Oh look, a fiver...."

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Post by Union Cane Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:43 pm

Burns :

"Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous beastie,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty
Wi bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee,
Wi' murdering pattle."

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Post by huw Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:10 pm

Cook wilts under the weight of his fake tan

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Post by razzaq Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:19 pm

huw wrote:Cook wilts under the weight of his fake tan

genius

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Post by Union Cane Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:20 pm

Don't bother with any more lads, I've won it.
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Post by razzaq Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:44 am

Not so ready, steady Cook?

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Failing to win with his fists, Cook "hocks up" to fire a knockout punch of phlegm

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Post by Steffan Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:01 pm

Winner Announced

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Post by Scottrf Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:05 pm

Steffan wrote:
Scottrf wrote:Nicky Cook suffers back injury in bout with WBO Super Featherweight titlist Ricky Burns.

Everyone else may as well give up now...
Steffan wrote: And the winner is:
huw wrote:Cook wilts under the weight of his fake tan

What the hell?

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Post by Steffan Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:07 pm

Scottrf wrote:
Steffan wrote:
Scottrf wrote:Nicky Cook suffers back injury in bout with WBO Super Featherweight titlist Ricky Burns.

Everyone else may as well give up now...
Steffan wrote: And the winner is:
huw wrote:Cook wilts under the weight of his fake tan

What the hell?

Sorry Scott. Its dog eat dog im afraid...

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Post by Union Cane Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:07 pm

What?

How can I not have won this?
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Post by Steffan Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:11 pm

Union Cane wrote:What?

How can I not have won this?

The competition keeps getting better every week now. Keep trying Union. I had great difficulty choosing a winner. So many good entries

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Post by Scottrf Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:13 pm

Haven't seen a more corrupt caption competition since the Primetime one.

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Post by Union Cane Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:14 pm

Mine had everything though, the Scottish theme, a play on the name 'Burns', the way that the ancient poem described perfectly what we were seeing in the picture (a cowering and tim'rous Cook), it was the perfect caption.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:23 pm

Scottrf wrote:Haven't seen a more corrupt caption competition since the Primetime one.

Steffan, if I enter this competition in 11 hours and change my name to a girls one, can I win?

Can I come and sit ringside whilst you throw urine on some lads from the Valleys?

Mind the windows Tino.
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Post by Steffan Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:45 pm

Scottrf wrote:Haven't seen a more corrupt caption competition since the Primetime one.

I got the News of the World tapping my phone thanks to that comment

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Post by Steffan Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:46 pm

Union Cane wrote:Mine had everything though, the Scottish theme, a play on the name 'Burns', the way that the ancient poem described perfectly what we were seeing in the picture (a cowering and tim'rous Cook), it was the perfect caption.

Less is more though if you get my drift

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Post by Steffan Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:48 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Steffan, if I enter this competition in 11 hours and change my name to a girls one, can I win?

No

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Can I come and sit ringside whilst you throw urine on some lads from the Valleys?

I dont throw it anymore I just pee all over them straight from the one eyed snake. Yeah you can watch though

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Post by Union Cane Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:49 pm

I get your drift alright, you're bent.

Corrupt.

You know how much this means to us, and you are toying with us, teaching us a lesson for all the times we have corrected your appalling spelling and grammar.

Well, Jones, you win.

Have your fun, because I won't be entering your competitions any more, I can't handle the pain of failure.
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Post by Steffan Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:52 pm

Im ranked 19 out of 35 in your Prediction League

Now thats failure mad

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:54 pm

Union Cane wrote:I get your drift alright, you're bent.

You may as well have just ended it there Union.

Mind the windows Tino.
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Post by Steffan Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:58 pm

Fellas you cant corrupt the incorruptible. Hence the best man always wins in my competition Smile

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Post by eddyfightfan Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:07 pm

Steffan wrote:Fellas you cant corrupt the incorruptible. Hence the best man always wins in my competition Smile

fair enough, maybe you just missed my entry- no hard feelings ill win it next week

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Post by huw Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:18 pm

Well, I'd just like to thank me for being great and so on blah blah cry a little blah blah etc.

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