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in is magnus from tna english?
he sounds english does anyone know
leslie case- Posts : 88
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Re: in is magnus from tna english?
No, his full name is Magnus Ver Magnussen.
He's Swedish!
He's Swedish!
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Re: in is magnus from tna english?
stop making pointless topics only make them if they are meaningful not this crap which you can easily search up.
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Re: in is magnus from tna english?
He's actually American. He had a fly on the wall documentary made about him in the 80's following his day to day life as a private investigator. Back then he had a bushy moustache and a penchant for Hawaiian shirts.
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Re: in is magnus from tna english?
He then had a range of expensive choc ices named after him.
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I find your post pointless!TheBrahmaBull wrote:
stop making pointless topics only make them if they are meaningful not this crap which you can easily search up.
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Re: in is magnus from tna english?
leslie case wrote:I find your post pointless!TheBrahmaBull wrote:
stop making pointless topics only make them if they are meaningful not this crap which you can easily search up.
Haha
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Re: in is magnus from tna english?
if ya smellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllelelelelelelelelelaaaoooooo
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Re: in is magnus from tna english?
leslie case wrote:I find your post pointless!TheBrahmaBull wrote:
stop making pointless topics only make them if they are meaningful not this crap which you can easily search up.
Know your role and shut your damn mouth!
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Re: in is magnus from tna english?
TheBrahmaBull wrote:leslie case wrote:I find your post pointless!TheBrahmaBull wrote:
stop making pointless topics only make them if they are meaningful not this crap which you can easily search up.
Know your role and shut your damn mouth!
now do the if ya smell bit. you do it better than me
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Re: in is magnus from tna english?
Magnus is a true Gladiator and will send all his opponents into Oblivion
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Re: in is magnus from tna english?
haha bull got owned by Pauline. #Embarrassing
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Re: in is magnus from tna english?
You guys are all idiots. Why would you make up some bogus story about a true legend? The truth is far more awesome than any drivel you lot can dream up.
Magnus was actually born Heinrich von Sausagefactory to poor German parents in 1922. Obviously when the war rolled around, they had to change their name to avoid all the anti-German stuff that was floating about, and they thought "Hey! Nobody dislikes Scandinavian people! Let's be Swedish!". Heinrich von Sausagefactory became Magnus Ikea, and there began his rise into legend.
Who can forget his famous shoot match against Stu Hart in 1951, or his rivalry with Gorgeous George a couple of years later. In fact, some speculate that it was Magnus who came up with the idea for Gorgeous George. Apparently, they were having a cocktail or two one night, and Magnus turned to him and said "You know George, in a few years, men will dress up as women for fun, and weirdly enough, they'll get way more action than the lads who refuse to wear a dress". George liked the idea and ran with it, and he spent the rest of his days knee deep in *insert whatever vulgarity you want*
Magnus knew the times were changing though, and he went to San Francisco to feud with Peter Maivia. To look credible, he had to bulk up a bit and put on 400 pounds, and called himself the One Man Group Of Rascals. Some fat bloke ripped him off about 25 years later. One night while he was battering the High Chief, he looked up and saw two blokes scrapping with a bear. He looked at Peter and said "Hey Peter, them Samoans...they're wild!". That wasn't all he did in San Francisco though. One night, a young lad by the name of Pat Patterson took one look at him and thought to himself "Meh, boobs are over rated anyway."
From there, he went to Japan and had a very memorable feud with Antonio Inoki, who was quite a normal looking chap until Magnus stuck him in a front face lock. His chin stretched approximately 3 feet.
This was around the time he started feuding with Dory Funk Jr over the NWA strap. Their 90 minute clinics showed Magnus wasn't just a (very) pretty face. Dory's brother Terry saw Magnus one night and was driven mad by the fact that he was an ugly bugger and would never tap as much ass as Magnus. He went outside and hit a sheep with a roll of barbed wire, and the rest is history. He stuck around long enough just to give Harley Race a tip. "You should run up to people and knee them in the face."
In AWA, he came across another Terry, and he found it quite odd that he called everyone brother even though he was fairly sure none of them were actually related. He told Terry, "Kid, I've been doing this thing for 30 years. I've seen them all come and go, I've sold out every arena in the world, and you know what? I've never seen a blonde moustache. Make it happen kid." This was another genius idea from Magnus, as Terry went on to New York, but poor Magnus was left behind to feud with Nick Bockwinkel. Once again, though, Magnus made it work. He gave Nick a dictionary and told him to find the biggest words he could and stick them together. They never really made any sense, but the people in Minnesota didn't need to know that.
Finally, after nearly 40 years in the business, Magnus got his call from New York. Vince called him personally and said "Heinrich (Vince doesn't like Swedish people), we need someone to come out in flashy clothes and pop up occasionally in Slim Jim adverts, you interested?" Of course, Magnus jumped at the chance, but his flight was delayed an hour, and some fella called Randy beat him to it. Magnus had to settle for a short lived feud with Sgt Slaughter, but once again, Magnus was money. He went to Vince on night after a show, and told him it might be a good idea to make Slaughter into a real life GI Joe, and then down the road, turn him heel if a war breaks out. He was hoping for a war against Sweden to break out, but them bloody Swedes were too busy putting bookshelves together with an allen key and dodgy instructions to go to war.
Magnus thought "Sod this, I'm off!". So off he popped down to Georgia. He didn't get off to a good start when he pulled the handbrake while he was getting a lift off Magnum TA. He thought it would be funy. As it turns out, it wasn't. Dusty Rhodes didn't really like Magnus after this, and thought to himself "what if we had two rings and a massive cage? Then I could kick his arse in two rings...inside a massive cage!" (Dusty was drinking a lot at this point). Magnus got wind of this and told Dusty he was being silly, he said, "Dusty, you're being silly." Dusty saw the error of his ways, and realised he could kick Magnus's arse easier if he had the Road Warriors in there with him. Unfortunately for Dusty, Ric Flair had taken a shinging to Magnus and backed him up. Magnus appreciated the generosity and gave Flair an idea. "Hey Ric, it would be cool if you and Arn Anderson teamed up...wait...you could have a stable! You just need to add a couple more guys and replace them every now and again!" Both Flair and Dusty loved the idea, and Magnus escaped the Bionic Elbow...Tully Blanchard got it instead for being a cocky little git.
Again, nothing much was happening for Magnus so he buggered off to Puerto Rico. He wasn't there long after Carlos Colon got on his nerves and Magnus smacked him with a chair and stuck him through a table. Some of the local guys saw what happened, and started blading there and then. From that day forward, every one of the Puerto Rican wrestlers walked round constantly bleeding.
Magnus went off to Japan again, and took his Puerto Rican style with him. He decided it needed a name and decided it should be called hardcore (Magnus is an avid collector of vintage pornography). It caught on quite quickly and he and his old mate Terry Funk had a great series of matches, ending in Funk 435th retirement. While he was in Japan, he met a homeless man. Or at least he thought he was a homeless man. He wasn't. He was Mick Foley.
He left for America once again and stumbled into a new promotion called Eastern Championship Wrestling. One day while talking to Todd Gordon, he casually mentioned that hardcore was getting popular, and so were this new band called Valhalla...then he remembered they were actually called Nirvana. You'd think a fake Swedish man would be more familiar with Viking mythology. Out of the blue, he had another idea. He thought to himself "Hmmm, it's summer...hardcore wrestling is violent...SUMMER OF VIOLENCE!" Clever bloke is Magnus. After seeing the Rotten brothers beat ten shades out of each other, he thought "bloody hell, that was extreme!" Little known fact, but Paul Heyman can actually read minds. Extreme Championship Wrestling was born.
This time it was Paul who had an idea. A new lad had just come in, Scotty The Body. Paul thought he should have an angle With Magnus where he was jealous, because he'd been an outcast in comparison to Magnus. Magnus said to Paul "Paul, nobody's going to believe this guy can beat me. I've been doing this 50 years and I'm still only 23!". Paul said "what if we change his name to Raven and make him look like he cries a lot?" Magnus said "Dreamer is a better option. That guy has amazing ring gear! It's all colourful and suspendery!" This was not Magnus's finest moment, but half of his idea was good.
Magnus overheard a conversation and found out Mick Foley was going to New York. He took young Mick aside and told him "Mick, you're ugly as sin. When you get there, wear a mask. Also, your hair is ridiculous. Rip chunks out of it whenever you can, it can't get any worse. One more thing, there's a kid up there called the Undertaker. He's not bad. Try and get an angle with him. Claim that fat bloke he walks to the ring with as your own."
At this point, Magnus got a bit fed up with wrestling and opened a donkey sanctuary in India. We don't know much about what happened there, but suddenly there was a lot more dog food on the market.
He disappeared for a bit, before he met a dude called Dwayne in a bar. He said to him "This Austin guy is pretty hot, you should make up some funny stories about him and throw his stuff into a river!" Dwayne said something about him knowing his role...so Magnus hit him so hard his sideburns fell off. They grew back but years later, Dwayne was still traumatized by this incident and shaved his head so he could forget about it. He still hasn't forgot about it though. He checks under his bed for Magnus every night.
Magnus disappeared again. Rumour has it he became a monk in Tibet, but nobody knows for sure.
The next time we saw him, he was on Gladiators. This was beneath him, and he soon got the urge to wrestle again.
He went to TNA where he's been ever since. The bookers in TNA apparently didn't see much in him for a while, but it looks like he's getting a push. I'd want a push too after a 70 year career.
Magnus was actually born Heinrich von Sausagefactory to poor German parents in 1922. Obviously when the war rolled around, they had to change their name to avoid all the anti-German stuff that was floating about, and they thought "Hey! Nobody dislikes Scandinavian people! Let's be Swedish!". Heinrich von Sausagefactory became Magnus Ikea, and there began his rise into legend.
Who can forget his famous shoot match against Stu Hart in 1951, or his rivalry with Gorgeous George a couple of years later. In fact, some speculate that it was Magnus who came up with the idea for Gorgeous George. Apparently, they were having a cocktail or two one night, and Magnus turned to him and said "You know George, in a few years, men will dress up as women for fun, and weirdly enough, they'll get way more action than the lads who refuse to wear a dress". George liked the idea and ran with it, and he spent the rest of his days knee deep in *insert whatever vulgarity you want*
Magnus knew the times were changing though, and he went to San Francisco to feud with Peter Maivia. To look credible, he had to bulk up a bit and put on 400 pounds, and called himself the One Man Group Of Rascals. Some fat bloke ripped him off about 25 years later. One night while he was battering the High Chief, he looked up and saw two blokes scrapping with a bear. He looked at Peter and said "Hey Peter, them Samoans...they're wild!". That wasn't all he did in San Francisco though. One night, a young lad by the name of Pat Patterson took one look at him and thought to himself "Meh, boobs are over rated anyway."
From there, he went to Japan and had a very memorable feud with Antonio Inoki, who was quite a normal looking chap until Magnus stuck him in a front face lock. His chin stretched approximately 3 feet.
This was around the time he started feuding with Dory Funk Jr over the NWA strap. Their 90 minute clinics showed Magnus wasn't just a (very) pretty face. Dory's brother Terry saw Magnus one night and was driven mad by the fact that he was an ugly bugger and would never tap as much ass as Magnus. He went outside and hit a sheep with a roll of barbed wire, and the rest is history. He stuck around long enough just to give Harley Race a tip. "You should run up to people and knee them in the face."
In AWA, he came across another Terry, and he found it quite odd that he called everyone brother even though he was fairly sure none of them were actually related. He told Terry, "Kid, I've been doing this thing for 30 years. I've seen them all come and go, I've sold out every arena in the world, and you know what? I've never seen a blonde moustache. Make it happen kid." This was another genius idea from Magnus, as Terry went on to New York, but poor Magnus was left behind to feud with Nick Bockwinkel. Once again, though, Magnus made it work. He gave Nick a dictionary and told him to find the biggest words he could and stick them together. They never really made any sense, but the people in Minnesota didn't need to know that.
Finally, after nearly 40 years in the business, Magnus got his call from New York. Vince called him personally and said "Heinrich (Vince doesn't like Swedish people), we need someone to come out in flashy clothes and pop up occasionally in Slim Jim adverts, you interested?" Of course, Magnus jumped at the chance, but his flight was delayed an hour, and some fella called Randy beat him to it. Magnus had to settle for a short lived feud with Sgt Slaughter, but once again, Magnus was money. He went to Vince on night after a show, and told him it might be a good idea to make Slaughter into a real life GI Joe, and then down the road, turn him heel if a war breaks out. He was hoping for a war against Sweden to break out, but them bloody Swedes were too busy putting bookshelves together with an allen key and dodgy instructions to go to war.
Magnus thought "Sod this, I'm off!". So off he popped down to Georgia. He didn't get off to a good start when he pulled the handbrake while he was getting a lift off Magnum TA. He thought it would be funy. As it turns out, it wasn't. Dusty Rhodes didn't really like Magnus after this, and thought to himself "what if we had two rings and a massive cage? Then I could kick his arse in two rings...inside a massive cage!" (Dusty was drinking a lot at this point). Magnus got wind of this and told Dusty he was being silly, he said, "Dusty, you're being silly." Dusty saw the error of his ways, and realised he could kick Magnus's arse easier if he had the Road Warriors in there with him. Unfortunately for Dusty, Ric Flair had taken a shinging to Magnus and backed him up. Magnus appreciated the generosity and gave Flair an idea. "Hey Ric, it would be cool if you and Arn Anderson teamed up...wait...you could have a stable! You just need to add a couple more guys and replace them every now and again!" Both Flair and Dusty loved the idea, and Magnus escaped the Bionic Elbow...Tully Blanchard got it instead for being a cocky little git.
Again, nothing much was happening for Magnus so he buggered off to Puerto Rico. He wasn't there long after Carlos Colon got on his nerves and Magnus smacked him with a chair and stuck him through a table. Some of the local guys saw what happened, and started blading there and then. From that day forward, every one of the Puerto Rican wrestlers walked round constantly bleeding.
Magnus went off to Japan again, and took his Puerto Rican style with him. He decided it needed a name and decided it should be called hardcore (Magnus is an avid collector of vintage pornography). It caught on quite quickly and he and his old mate Terry Funk had a great series of matches, ending in Funk 435th retirement. While he was in Japan, he met a homeless man. Or at least he thought he was a homeless man. He wasn't. He was Mick Foley.
He left for America once again and stumbled into a new promotion called Eastern Championship Wrestling. One day while talking to Todd Gordon, he casually mentioned that hardcore was getting popular, and so were this new band called Valhalla...then he remembered they were actually called Nirvana. You'd think a fake Swedish man would be more familiar with Viking mythology. Out of the blue, he had another idea. He thought to himself "Hmmm, it's summer...hardcore wrestling is violent...SUMMER OF VIOLENCE!" Clever bloke is Magnus. After seeing the Rotten brothers beat ten shades out of each other, he thought "bloody hell, that was extreme!" Little known fact, but Paul Heyman can actually read minds. Extreme Championship Wrestling was born.
This time it was Paul who had an idea. A new lad had just come in, Scotty The Body. Paul thought he should have an angle With Magnus where he was jealous, because he'd been an outcast in comparison to Magnus. Magnus said to Paul "Paul, nobody's going to believe this guy can beat me. I've been doing this 50 years and I'm still only 23!". Paul said "what if we change his name to Raven and make him look like he cries a lot?" Magnus said "Dreamer is a better option. That guy has amazing ring gear! It's all colourful and suspendery!" This was not Magnus's finest moment, but half of his idea was good.
Magnus overheard a conversation and found out Mick Foley was going to New York. He took young Mick aside and told him "Mick, you're ugly as sin. When you get there, wear a mask. Also, your hair is ridiculous. Rip chunks out of it whenever you can, it can't get any worse. One more thing, there's a kid up there called the Undertaker. He's not bad. Try and get an angle with him. Claim that fat bloke he walks to the ring with as your own."
At this point, Magnus got a bit fed up with wrestling and opened a donkey sanctuary in India. We don't know much about what happened there, but suddenly there was a lot more dog food on the market.
He disappeared for a bit, before he met a dude called Dwayne in a bar. He said to him "This Austin guy is pretty hot, you should make up some funny stories about him and throw his stuff into a river!" Dwayne said something about him knowing his role...so Magnus hit him so hard his sideburns fell off. They grew back but years later, Dwayne was still traumatized by this incident and shaved his head so he could forget about it. He still hasn't forgot about it though. He checks under his bed for Magnus every night.
Magnus disappeared again. Rumour has it he became a monk in Tibet, but nobody knows for sure.
The next time we saw him, he was on Gladiators. This was beneath him, and he soon got the urge to wrestle again.
He went to TNA where he's been ever since. The bookers in TNA apparently didn't see much in him for a while, but it looks like he's getting a push. I'd want a push too after a 70 year career.
Aaronb33- Posts : 428
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Re: in is magnus from tna english?
yes Magnus is english was on the program Gladiators b4 going to TNA
paulscholes- Posts : 345
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Re: in is magnus from tna english?
Magnus is indeed English, He hails from the greatest County of them all NORFOLKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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Re: in is magnus from tna english?
I heard his cider is nice with a few ice cubes on a hot summers day.
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Re: in is magnus from tna english?
Clearly Magnus is a cidre not a cider you fools. By the way what a stupid question to start with you moron, your lucky I've spent my time of day answering your question.
You peasant.
You peasant.
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hehe, oh hero you silly
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Re: in is magnus from tna english?
Though the time he ripped out Wolverines adamantium exoskeleton wasn't nice.
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