Michaels's Cheeky Caption Competitiom

Haye by split decision.

Haye gets bum deal in the jungle

Cracks begin to show.

David to himself: I wonder whether the blonde piece from the pussycatdolls prefers 'a landing strip' or 'the brazilian'

I miss Adam

Haye inspecting his little pinky

David Haye makes sure his sack is clean for his new role in Santa claus

David Haye gets his helmet shiny for the bush tucker trial.

Haye discovers the perils of signing wlads slave contract.

Seanusarrilius wrote:I miss Adam

That one had me cracking up, I didn't get it at first aswell!!! HAHAHA!!

Seanusarrilius wrote:I miss Adam

We have a winner...or weener.

Dave reckons the single barrel, pump action yoghurt thrower is the way forward when dealing with the jungle critters.

David Haye: "I'm an attention lady of loose morals........I'm also an expert skin flute player."

Haye knocks another one out.

David Haye spanks a monkey in the jungle

David shows his cheeky side in order to garner supporters

(Sean's is the best by far ... once I got it!)

Finally they had their proof, the phantom jungle shower pisserer had been caught in the act

(Random page 3 type jungle totty) 'no David, I said let's compare Botox'

It was cold in that shower and no way was David turning round without warming up his hayemaker

Haye shows hes a total ass in more way than one