The Official 606v2 6N Drinking Game

You know what's coming. Nominations for triggers, please.

I'll start us off:

A. John Inverdale

Drink One Finger
- JI says "Right Lawrence, let's talk about England".
- JI is condescending about another nation's chances.

Drink Two Fingers
- JI has more than two shirt buttons undone.
- JI mentions 'Johnny Wilkinson' in the build up to a game not involving England.
- JI unsuccessfully tries a Des Lynam eyebrow-raise.

Finish Your Drink
- JI has more than three shirt buttons undone.
- JI talks to Sonia in condescending manner.
- JI has an appalling scarf (one finger if each of Dayglo and Healey have the same).

B. Brian Moore

Drink One Finger
- BM comments about referees not understanding scrummaging.
- BM uses the word "manshaming".
- BM says "if I can say that".

Drink Two Fingers
- BM calls someone a "halfwit".
- BM shouts "No!".
- BM shouts "There's a man over".

Finish Your Drink
-BM's microphone is turned off by the producer.

C. Eddie Butler

Drink One Finger
- EB says "But what of England?".
- EB says "majestic".

Drink Two Fingers
- EB pointlessly rolls the 'r' when pronouning a player's name (e.g. "it's out to Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroberts").

Finish Your Drink
- EB pronounces a French player's name in a French accent.
- EB mentions that the Welsh 'are Grand Slam Champions'.

D. Jonathan Davies

Drink One Finger
- "Numbahs".
- "Gotta go left".
- "Support!"

Drink Two Fingers
- "Theyah you go. Bang. Troi".
- (whilst watching video replay) "Just stop if there".
- (whilst watching video replay) "Right, wind it on".

Finish Your Drink
-"That's the powah of North".
- Any mispronounciation of a French player's name (e.g. "HairyKnorrDonkey").

E. Andrew Cotter

Drink One Finger
- AC is completely incomprehensible.

Drink Two Fingers
- AC's voice goes ultrasonically nasal and is completely incomprehensible.

Finish Your Drink
- AC tries unsuccessfully to interrupt Brian Moore during a rant.

F. General Cliche Watch

Drink One Finger
- "It depends which France will turn up".
- "Wales will pick a big backline".
- "It was a physical game".
- "We can't say that about Italy now".
- "...brave Scotland".

Drink Two Fingers
- "the unpredictable French".
- "Scotland's real problem is player numbers".
- "I'd pick O'Driscoll if he's fit".
- "[sweeping generalisation about Italy], well, apart from Parisse, obviously".
- "England are building".

Finish Your Drink
- "When Sam Warbuton captains the Lions this summer...".
- "the Welsh Way".
- "Ireland's Golden Generation".
- "we should think about having bonus points".
- "I didn't see the incident but I'm gutted for the player".

When Jiffy says :

"Isolated"

"They need to be more clinical"

In pictoral form (courtesy of "theWelshDalaiLama"'s Facebook page)

Spoiler:

When Jiffy has a Wet Welsh orgasim over a standard Welsh move

When Jiffy finds every way to not give credit to the other team, but mention any good move in terms of how Wales play

Use of the word 'Mercurial' to describe France or any French players could be in the cliches section.

Some of them made me chuckle!

Risky - Nice chip!

You forgot the old fav, finish your drink everytime Jiffy says 'Sit down'!!

Jiffmeister: "Goo on, tap and goooh!"

Andrew Cotter: Any mention of Richie Vernon's rarely seen 'pace'.

Andy Nicol: (at the end of a narrow Scotland defeat) "But, you know, I think Scotland have got reason to be optimistic"

Any mention of a scrum half "sniping".

Looks like a I posted an article but had already been done

Also I think we should have a finger for Brian Moore saying "Well how he is still on the field after that is beyond me"

Thanks GC and Steffan - I am up for it - after I make room for some due to nerves !