Book it!

disclaimer: I AM NOT THE BEST BOOKER!

This is a challenge for those who can make something out of the ingredients I give you.

This time we are making the best of a bad situation.

You have Edge and Christians time machine, Ted Turners money and a 1 month limit to a PPV. You pick 8-12 televised PPV matches from history and you have to book how these matches get to the PPV. 4 shows to do it.

The Catches

They must be the WORST matches in history
You cannot change the PPV matches you pick in any way ( they play out as they have done on TV)
No guys pulling double or triple duty
3 gimmick matches maximum
1 tag team match minimum
1 womens match minimum
Each shows' matches must use people from the same year and company as the match. ( no John Cena v Randy Savage kinda matches)


Picks and build up on the same post please.

My Card ( no titles involved to simplify it):

Match 1: Kidman v Malenko (Souled Out 2000)
Match 2: Reverse Battle Royal ( Bound for Glory 2007)
Match 3: Goldberg v Lesnar ( Wrestlemania 20)
Match 4: LAX v Team 3D ( Lockdown 2007)
Match 5: Buff Bagwell v Positively Kanyon ( New Blood Rising)
Match 6:Michelle McCool, Vickie Guerrero, Alicia Fox, Layla and Maryse v Beth Phoenix, Kelly Kelly, Mickie James, Gail Kim and Eve Torres ( Wrestlemania 26)
Match 7: Sting v Jeff Hardy ( Victory Road 2011)
Match 8: Hulk Hogan v Jeff Jarret ( Bash at the Beach 2000)

Show 1

Kidman > Juventud ( Malenko watches backstage)
Benoit > Bagwell ( with Judy) when Kanyon walks out to talk to Judy, she dismisses him.
Lesnar talks about being the best big guy, Big Show disagrees.
Laycool > Beth and Alica Fox due to a roll up with tights, Fox not happy
Jarret goes on about destroying everyone in front of him, dares a 'jurrasic slapass' outta retirement.
Malenko > Mysterio with Malenko injuring Mysterio with the Cloverleaf
Hardy > Roode, Hardy sees Sting in the rafters watching and looks back at him.
Lesnar > Show with the F5 as Goldberg is in the crowd with a ticket. Lesnar spears Show through the barricade into Goldberg.

Show 2

Goldberg wants Lesnar to apologise for last week, Lesnar tries to F5 him but gets Jackhammered instead.
Malenko > Guerrero and before he can injure him Kidman chases him off.
Judy Bagwell is sent roses, she dumps them
Jarret > Rick Stiener as Jarret verbally rips apart Hogan by trashing his wife and mocking his catchphrases
Hardy talks about seeing Sting and what it meant to him to be up there instead of down here with the fans.
Kelly Kelly and Mickie James > Marse and Beth Phoenix with Beth taking the pin and being berated afterwards.
Shark Boy and Eric Young > LAX by DQ when LAX use chairs on them repeatedly
Borash hypes a concept that will change wrestling forever and grant the winner a title opportunity
Kanyon > Goldberg by countout when Lesnar taunts Goldberg from the stage n they brawl.

Show 3

Kidman demands answers from Malenko for trying to injure others, Malenko says he is a man putting down jumping beans. Kidman challenges him next week but Malenko says only when he is ready.
Kanyon > Kidman after a Malenko distraction and Kanyon wants Judy Bagwell to notice him. Buff chases him off.
The divas talk about Beths performances being sub par n Vickie Guerrero says she gets 1 more chance or shes fired.
Goldberg demands Lesnar as Stone Cold walks out and calms him down saying he will get him in 2 weeks. Goldberg Spears n Jackhammers him.
LAX > Shark Boy and Eric Young in a Street Fight and Team 3D make the save when LAX are about to go too far with batteries and jumper cables
Sting promos fromthe rafters about seeing clearly everything thats going on and that Hardy is deluded.
Sting > Christopher Daniels as Hardy is watching from the rafters.
Lesnar > Rikishi + Scotty 2 Hotty in a demonstration of power.
DDP > Jarret as Jarret is dressed as Hogan but is rolled up by a suprise playing of Hogans intro music as Hogan applauds him from the stage.

Show 4

Benoit > Kidman as Malenko beats Kidman down afterwards and says he is ready to fight.
Divas are split over tonights match
Team 3D > Christian Cage and Tomko as LAX challenge 3D to visit their playground of electricity, 3D accepts.
Kanyon kidnapps Judy Bagwell and serenades her constantly.
Goldberg > Jericho and Henry
Hogan talks about Jarret mocking him and says he will fight him, one night only.
Michelle McCool, Vickie Guerrero, Alicia Fox, Layla and Maryse > Beth Phoenix. the rest of the divas save Phoenix from a beatdown.
Lesnar wants Goldberg to fear him as he calls out Steve Austin and F5's him.
Borash hypes the reverse battle royal
Sting v Hardy doesnt start as the pair brawl in the rafters, Bischoff makes a rematch for the PPV.

I look forward to your ideas

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