101 Uses for One Direction !!!!

1. Use them as Afghanistan peace envoys by hosting a concert deep in Taliban territory.....Showing commitment to the process by allowing the Taliban to take over the Security for the event!!...

Attach food parcels to them and drop them from an aeroplane over villages filled with starving people...

101 times.....a day

3. medical experiments
4. general experiments

4. Bury them up to their necks and use them as golf tees...at a course for the blind!

5. Use them as an alternative to dart boards

6. Use them to test the lastest version of the RPG proof vest

7. Send them to set up a human colony on Mars...but don't send any females

DAVE667 wrote:4. Bury them up to their necks and use them as golf tees...at a course for the blind!

5. Use them as an alternative to dart boards

6. Use them to test the lastest version of the RPG proof vest

7. Send them to set up a human colony on Mars...but don't send any females

Get them to star in Saw 8 (or whatever number they're up to) but don't actually make it a film......make it real

9 - as a substitute for horsemeat in Tesco's lasagne

10 - fight to the death in a roman themed coloasium, with lions and tigers and nikki Minaj

11. Use their music in the background whilst waterboarding terrorists.....and show these guys we really do mean business!!

12. Sod that, just waterboard them...under the guise of training techniques.

Never understood why people get wound up about bands like this. I will never go and watch them live, will never buy a record by them and they are unlikely to appear on any TV programmes I watch. As such they have an almost nonexistent impact on my life. Let them earn their coin whilst they can, good luck them them.

That's a lousy number 13...Rowley!!

That's what Rowley's missus says about his efforts at a 69 too

14 - Lets bring to life the late great Bill Hicks before its time reality program

''Lets hunt and KILL Billy Ray Cyrus'' but instead of Bill Ray we kick it off with

''Lets hunt, torture and finally KILL 1 Direction''

Heres how it works guys...

We unleash the hounds of hell over the globe untill we catch up with these fruity little prepubescent retards, put a gun in each of their mouths and....

On the undercard will be...
Callum Best
Lil Wayne
Alan Carr
The current cast of Eastenders
and of course not forgetting Bill's wish that we hunt and KILL..
Billy Ray Cyrus
Mc Hammer
Marky Mark aka Mark Walhberg
and Vanilla Ice

cheers

15 - There are 5 of them right?

Floyd is looking for his next 5 opponants is he not?

How about it then. Floyd Mayweather v 1 Direction. No 3 knock down rule and neither the ref or the corner can stop the fight. Floyd to be on $10billion an eye $5billion a rib and $20billion per vocal chord.

I would pay big money to see that.

16 - crash test dummies
17 - living organ donors

Rowley wrote:Never understood why people get wound up about bands like this. I will never go and watch them live, will never buy a record by them and they are unlikely to appear on any TV programmes I watch. As such they have an almost nonexistent impact on my life. Let them earn their coin whilst they can, good luck them them.

I've got to agree with this, if you find people like this offensive I think it says more about you than them. I'll never buy one of their records or go and see them but I have respect for them for going out and earning money any way they can. And the kids love them, whats wrong with that?

MIG wrote:

Rowley wrote:Never understood why people get wound up about bands like this. I will never go and watch them live, will never buy a record by them and they are unlikely to appear on any TV programmes I watch. As such they have an almost nonexistent impact on my life. Let them earn their coin whilst they can, good luck them them.

I've got to agree with this, if you find people like this offensive I think it says more about you than them. I'll never buy one of their records or go and see them but I have respect for them for going out and earning money any way they can. And the kids love them, whats wrong with that?

Don't think too many people find them offensive, it's just a gesture of goodwill to the community by 606v2 to find uses for things that currently have none. The thread could just as easily have been about used tea-bags, Gwyneth Paltrow or maps of Yugoslavia.

MIG wrote:

Rowley wrote:Never understood why people get wound up about bands like this. I will never go and watch them live, will never buy a record by them and they are unlikely to appear on any TV programmes I watch. As such they have an almost nonexistent impact on my life. Let them earn their coin whilst they can, good luck them them.

I've got to agree with this, if you find people like this offensive I think it says more about you than them. I'll never buy one of their records or go and see them but I have respect for them for going out and earning money any way they can. And the kids love them, whats wrong with that?

Any publicity is good publicity....It's just fun..

18. Part of a Government scheme to improve the standards of our prisons by living with them for a week and interviewing them.....In the sex offenders unit !!

19 - testing which parts of the body are pitbull-proof

Galted wrote:16 - crash test dummies
17 - living organ donors

What? Get them to do a cover of the international smash hit Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm??

20 - cast them in Game of Thrones as minstrels for King Joffrey. Oh, and let Joffrey have some real crossbow bolts.

21. The curly haired one could be used as a toilet brush