I want answers!

Sometimes films leave you with questions, questions that bug you, gnaw at you, eat at your very soul and you need answers!

Well here's where hopefully over v2ers can assist.

And here's one that has had me stumped for nearly 30 years.

how do you breed a normal mogwai?

Hero wrote:

how do you breed a normal mogwai?

The only question about mogwais that's eaten at me is the same as one I've had about ewoks: How many mogwais/ewoks can you fit into a microwave?

I reckon 2.

Hero wrote:Sometimes films leave you with questions, questions that bug you, gnaw at you, eat at your very soul and you need answers!

Well here's where hopefully over v2ers can assist.

And here's one that has had me stumped for nearly 30 years.

how do you breed a normal mogwai?

I would assume you either befriend one first on FACEBOOK or go to a club where they hang out and strike up a conversation (the stalking laws may make this one tricky). I would also like to think that you'd have to buy one dinner at least three times including a trip to the cinema/fair/opera before expecting to "come in for coffee". Once you reach that stage, I would say it's a decision between two consenting er...creatures.

DAVE667 wrote:

Hero wrote:Sometimes films leave you with questions, questions that bug you, gnaw at you, eat at your very soul and you need answers!

Well here's where hopefully over v2ers can assist.

And here's one that has had me stumped for nearly 30 years.

how do you breed a normal mogwai?

I would assume you either befriend one first on FACEBOOK or go to a club where they hang out and strike up a conversation (the stalking laws may make this one tricky). I would also like to think that you'd have to buy one dinner at least three times including a trip to the cinema/fair/opera before expecting to "come in for coffee". Once you reach that stage, I would say it's a decision between two consenting er...creatures.

I would suggest its an early dinner though.

Does their body psynch up with the time zone they are in?

Galted wrote:

Hero wrote:

how do you breed a normal mogwai?

The only question about mogwais that's eaten at me is the same as one I've had about ewoks: How many mogwais/ewoks can you fit into a microwave?

I reckon 2.

An ewok though is clearly bigger than a mogwai, unless its a baby ewok I suppose, I imagine they're comparable in size.

The other problem I have always had with mogwai is the rule about not feeding them after midnight. When does it stop being after midnight so they can be fed again?

I reckon, professionally dismembered, you could fit one ewok into an industrial microwave however, I assuming that the dismemberment defeats the purpose of putting it in the microwave in the first place.

Not sure if there's any discernible difference between professional and amateur dismemberment either!

Enforcer wrote:The other problem I have always had with mogwai is the rule about not feeding them after midnight. When does it stop being after midnight so they can be fed again?

Does it only include the country you're in as well? It will always be after midnight somewhere in the world. What if you're on a plane flying through timezones?

And with the water thing, what if it's a particularly humid day?

Hero wrote:And with the water thing, what if it's a particularly humid day?

Do they sweat?

Do they turn into gremlins if you j1zz on them (in the same way previously sedate birds turn psycho)?

Galted wrote:Do they turn into gremlins if you j1zz on them (in the same way previously sedate birds turn psycho)?

Your mind is a strange place, Galted. A strange place.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Do they turn into gremlins if you j1zz on them (in the same way previously sedate birds turn psycho)?

Your mind is a strange place, Galted. A strange place.

Come now Tino, we were all wondering that.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Do they turn into gremlins if you j1zz on them (in the same way previously sedate birds turn psycho)?

Your mind is a strange place, Galted. A strange place.

Come now Tino, we were all wondering that.

I genuinely wasn't. Although I certainly am now.

No wonder Gizmo always had a worried look on his face.

Galted wrote:Do they turn into gremlins if you j1zz on them (in the same way previously sedate birds turn psycho)?

What if one of them requested a golden shower?

They don't turn into gremlins unless you feed them after midnight. So to breed more just throw water on them. I think Gizmo was a one off saying as even before they turned into gremlins the others were kinda bad. Especially Spike....I hate Spike

The mogwai were created on an extraterrestrial planet by a placid scientist named Mogturmen, as the ultimate organism, docile, loveable little powder puffs, intended to promote peace and good will throughout the galaxy as ambassadors for harmony. The mogwai were created to be able to survive in almost every environment and also to reproduce very easily. The mogwai were then sent out to three planets, Klm-6 in the Porasti Range, Clinpf-A of the Beehive Pollux, and the third planet of MinorSun#67672, the earth. Due to several of Mogturmen's miscalculation, though, and only a few Mogwai turned out good and affectionate, most others turned out more malicious and evil. They burned into the legends and folklore of our ancestors, as the pixies and goblins, of fables goneby.

lol there are some random questions, jizz?? golden shower? was it water specific or just dont get them wet?

do you remember the bit in gremlins 2 where they are taking the pish out of the rules like "if your flying you go into a different time zone?" or "if something gets stuck in his teeth and then it becomes dislodged after midnight, technically he didnt eat after midnight" etc

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Do they turn into gremlins if you j1zz on them (in the same way previously sedate birds turn psycho)?

What if one of them requested a golden shower?

Well sir!!! You have just crossed a boundary!!!

MODERATORS!!!

Still don't understand the Matrix.

In the first Terminator film, the machines had lost the war when Reese and Arnie were sent back, Reese himself states that as the reason they decided to send Arnie back in the first place.

With that in mind, one has to consider that it was the end of the war, as in a long time after even the events of the 4th film.

So, if SkyNet were so advanced in their technology, why did they sent an obsolete model back in time, and not one of the latest, more indestructible ones?

I dare say you'd have a hard time crushing a T-1000 to death, for example. Or even stopping one with such primitive weapons as shotguns and homemade grenades.

Planet of the Apes. How did the Statue of Liberty end up on a mainland beach?

I just need a definitive answer in any Chris Nolan film.
Are they dreaming in Inception?
What the hell happened in The Prestige?