The 10 Commandments

Thou shalt not discuss the Heineken Cup - or the site will go into meltdown
Thou shalt not discuss project players - for the sake of Biltongs sanity
Thou shalt not criticise BOD - or the Irish get upset
Thou shalt not criticise Gats (or Warbs) - or the Welsh get upset
Thou shall criticise Woodward at every opportunity - the English deserve it
Thou shall not type Richie Grey - or the Scots get uppity
Thou shall talk about Lee Bryne and Joe Launchberry - only pedants get their names correct
Thou shalt not discuss the Haka - unless you are at least 25% Maori
Thou shalt refer to France as unpredictable - even though they are pants
Thou shalt refer to Stuart Barnes by his real name - Rumplestiltskin

 And Thou Shalt remember that the 2013 Lions tour was an unmitigating disaster that only served to embarass senior players and marginalise more than half of Great Britain and Ireland. Never has so much damage been achieved by some fella who fell off a ladder. On reflection I can only think that on plumetting to the ground from said ladder that he managed to glance on the manufacturers stamp  under each step as he hurtled to the ground - and there in front of him continuously as his startled eyes kept falling were the continuous inscriptions embedded in those steps that read "Made in Dublin" - His immediate thought was that one fall from grace deserves another - The rest is history or his story depending on which way you like your endings .

Who's a project player?

Where?

 

Thou shalt criticise pre-try gestures only if the player doing it has "previous" and if he's someone you don't like.

You shalt not point thy digits at the referee unleth he comeths witheth the last name of Lawrenth.

Biltong wrote:You shalt not point thy digits at the referee unleth he comeths witheth the last name of Lawrenth.

 Or Walsh or Barnes or Joubert or Clancy or Rolland or Poite or Pollock or ...




PS Keith Lawrence was a good ref 

Walth, Barneth, Clanthy

Pete C (Kiwireddevil) wrote:

Biltong wrote:You shalt not point thy digits at the referee unleth he comeths witheth the last name of Lawrenth.

 Or Walsh or Barnes or Joubert or Clancy or Rolland or Poite or Pollock or ...




PS Keith Lawrence was a good ref 

Yeth, he wath the one that thent the email about teaching the Jarpieth a lethon.

Thou shall not use stats to prove your point about a player as all stats are null and void if comparing to a welsh/Irish/Scottish player

Thou shall not criticise a flanker who poses as the false scrum half

Thou shall not spell Richie Grays name with the mark of the devil (e)

Riskysports wrote:Thou shall not criticise a flanker who poses as the false scrum half

Thou shall not spell Richie Grays name with the mark of the devil (e)

I did that one already

LondonTiger wrote:

Riskysports wrote:Thou shall not criticise a flanker who poses as the false scrum half

Thou shall not spell Richie Grays name with the mark of the devil (e)

I did that one already

Thou shall read the OP post more carefully before the wrath of posts befall you

Riskysports wrote:Thou shall not criticise a flanker who poses as the false scrum half

Thou shall not spell Richie Grays name with the mark of the devil (e)

 

So is it Richi or Richy then?

Thou shall not discuss tactics on a lion tour as one nation will take it personally and part the red sea in anger

Thou thalt write ath though thpeaking with a lithp

 So how was Retholven then Hammer - Salubrious?

RubyGuby wrote: Tho how wath Retholven then Hammer - Thalubriouth?

Free Bigguth Dickuth!!!!!

RubyGuby wrote: So how was Retholven then Hammer - Salubrious?

Ith. I'm thtill there. It'th bloody hot. Might go to Thalubriouth Plathe later in the week to go thinema.

 Still there!!!!! What have you done wrong in your life - poor fella

Married a girl from Resolfen

Edit: I also hate the Lions, it's karma

Thou shalt understand the importance of unseen work?

Thalubriouth Plathe - I dont miss it one little bit  

 Bet she went to Llangatwg Comp. Hammer - Did you get to meet Clanger in Resolven ???

Ystradgynlais

HammerofThunor wrote:Ystradgynlais

That's a cool place, Adam Jones is from up the road there - quality rugby territory - Im off, just finished work - catch you later  

You all forgot the most important Thou shalt not mention Declan Kidney on an irish board or thou shalt be prepared for the following nuclear sized explosion that occurs after

RubyGuby wrote: And Thou Shalt remember that the 2013 Lions tour was an unmitigating disaster that only served to embarass senior players and marginalise more than half of Great Britain and Ireland. Never has so much damage been achieved by some fella who fell off a ladder. On reflection I can only think that on plumetting to the ground from said ladder that he managed to glance on the manufacturers stamp  under each step as he hurtled to the ground - and there in front of him continuously as his startled eyes kept falling were the continuous inscriptions embedded in those steps that read "Made in Dublin" - His immediate thought was that one fall from grace deserves another - The rest is history or his story depending on which way you like your endings .

Rubes....thou shall not type 30-3 again.

Thou shalt not question unit of currencies ability to attack the line.

Thou shalt not suggest Lydiate is anything but a rugby God

Some smartasses are already trying to rewrite this new religion in their own name.

Guys, you missed the boat.  Tiger's commandments need nothing more than obedience.  

We're waiting for the manna gig now Tiger, when you're ready...and a cool beer for everyone too.

Thou shalt not have an opinion on any rugby player, nation or fans other than my own.

Thou art either pro-Lions or anti-Lions. There art no middle ground. Thou shalt not sit on the fence. Thou must nail thy colours to the mast and screw thy courage to the sticking place.

Thou shalt revere Gatland as a saint or revile him as a devil.

Thou should all be nice to his Lordship when posting replies to his regal posts on here.

LordDowlais wrote:Thou should all be nice to his Lordship when posting replies to his regal posts on here.

Even when his lordship is putting the nob into nobility?  

Cyril wrote:

LordDowlais wrote:Thou should all be nice to his Lordship when posting replies to his regal posts on here.

Even when his lordship is putting the nob into nobility?  

Always. It is my royal right.