What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
+43
Uryu Ishida
marcellus wallace
Cass1234
jbeadlesbigrighthand
VDT
Nachos Jones
Fernando
The Beast
The Fourth Lion
spencerclarke
TinRibs
ShahenshahG
Mike Selig
Reborn-DeeMcK-Reborn
subhranshu.kumar.5
Sir. badgerhands
JuliusHMarx
super_realist
compelling and rich
jimmyinthewell68
Mad for Chelsea
bhb001
88Chris05
STC
Hulking_up
Bull
Paul Mac 6CW
Adam D
superflyweight
Mind the windows Tino.
x12x
dummy_half
The Womble
Stella
westisbest
Mr Bounce
Rowley
Ent
rIck_dAgless
Galted
LivinginItaly
Dr Gregory House MD
hbk48942
47 posters
Page 2 of 3
Page 2 of 3 • 1, 2, 3
What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
First topic message reminder :
title says it all
for me Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging - not my cup of tea at all.
title says it all
for me Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging - not my cup of tea at all.
hbk48942- Posts : 215
Join date : 2013-08-29
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
I'm usually quite picky with films and will only watch one's that I have looked up and have had good reviews or have been recommended to me, etc. I didn't intend on watching Sorority Row, but it had some fit young ladies in so it grabbed my attention. You know them nights when there's nothing on TV, and you've watched everyhting on your planner and you can't be arsed to put a DVD on, and you flip through the channels and decide to watch something? Well it was one of those. By the end of the film I was wishing for the serial killer to come out of the TV and put me out of my misery. The ending was so bad. I've never been so insulted. Well not since I tried chatting up the barmaid in the Dog and Rat last weekend.Galted wrote:Haven't seen it but guessing that your one-line review is far better than the film.STC wrote:Sorority Row (2009).
Appalling. Brainless. Crap. Diabolical. Embarrassing. Frightful. Ghastly. Horrendous. Insulting. Joke. Kack. Laughable. Mind-numbing. Nefarious. Offensive. Poppycock. Queeze-inducing(?), Ridiculous. Shocking. Twaddle. Unbelievable. Vapid. Worthless. Xylophone-smashing, Yawn. Zero out of Ten.
STC- Posts : 606
Join date : 2011-02-18
Age : 52
Location : Near Scunthorpe.
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
And if you think I genuinely believed your idea and wasn't simply being disparaging for lack of anything better to do then you can have my sarcasmometer...although I've renamed it the "Sarcazzymeter" (I haven't, I'm being sarcastic)Azzy Mahmood wrote:Dress it up how you wish, an insult is an insult if taken that way by the recipient. And if you think my edible tin foil idea was a serious suggestion, then you need to fix your sarcasmometer, it is well and truly brokenDAVE667 wrote:Deary me, insults? INSULTS? Behave yourself, this is gentle ribbing at worst. I have to ask though, with you having such a sensitive nature, do you honestly believe that you'd make it as Lord Sugar's partner, especially when armed with the knowledge that everyone is going to rip the piddle out of you for that edible foil idea?
Guest- Guest
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
I believed it.
I ate some tin foil last week.
W***ers.
I ate some tin foil last week.
W***ers.
STC- Posts : 606
Join date : 2011-02-18
Age : 52
Location : Near Scunthorpe.
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
What's wrong with waiters?STC wrote:I believed it.
I ate some tin foil last week.
W***ers.
Guest- Guest
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
Waiter, waiter, there's some tinfoil in my soup.....DAVE667 wrote:What's wrong with waiters?STC wrote:I believed it.
I ate some tin foil last week.
W***ers.
I'll get me coat.
STC- Posts : 606
Join date : 2011-02-18
Age : 52
Location : Near Scunthorpe.
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
I like that, the Sarcazzymeter
If you think I didn't realise that you were being sarcastic about my being sarcastic, then...
Bacon-flavoured edible tin foil would be a winner.
If you think I didn't realise that you were being sarcastic about my being sarcastic, then...
Bacon-flavoured edible tin foil would be a winner.
Guest- Guest
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
Not for me...I'm Jewish...well, Jew-ish!
Guest- Guest
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
That Bruce Willis film from a few years back, 'Surrogates.' Now that was truly horrific.
I love Sly, but 'Stop or my Mom will Shoot' was almost unforgivable.
Did anyone else think that 'Superbad' was howlingly UNfunny?
I love Sly, but 'Stop or my Mom will Shoot' was almost unforgivable.
Did anyone else think that 'Superbad' was howlingly UNfunny?
88Chris05- Moderator
- Posts : 9661
Join date : 2011-02-16
Age : 36
Location : Nottingham
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
I loved superbad Chris. Am really getting concerned by your film taste chris. In boxing and music we appear to have a good deal of overlap but we are miles away on films. At least you did not put the godfather forward this time. Suspect I would have been enquiring how much onetwo charged for his services.
Rowley- Admin
- Posts : 22053
Join date : 2011-02-17
Age : 51
Location : I'm just a symptom of the modern decay that's gnawing at the heart of this country.
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
I agree, I thought it was based on Michael Marshall Smith's sci-fi (ish) novel "Spares" It wasn't but it was carp88Chris05 wrote:That Bruce Willis film from a few years back, 'Surrogates.' Now that was truly horrific.
I love Sly, but 'Stop or my Mom will Shoot' was almost unforgivable.
Did anyone else think that 'Superbad' was howlingly UNfunny?
Guest- Guest
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
Maybe I need to rewatch it or something, Rowley. Rented it about five years back and for whatever reason I just remember not being at all fussed about it.
The Godfather is a good film - I just don't think it's a great one, although I know even that stance upsets you greatly!
The Godfather is a good film - I just don't think it's a great one, although I know even that stance upsets you greatly!
88Chris05- Moderator
- Posts : 9661
Join date : 2011-02-16
Age : 36
Location : Nottingham
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
Any criticism of the godfather apart from slagging three off annoys me enormously. When it comes to three you can pretty much say what you want. Who in their right mind replaces Robert Duvall with George Hamilton, disgraceful.
Rowley- Admin
- Posts : 22053
Join date : 2011-02-17
Age : 51
Location : I'm just a symptom of the modern decay that's gnawing at the heart of this country.
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
Honest directed by Dave Stewart. First half was mildly entertaining and then became a total mess that should never have been brought out in the cinema. Truly awful
bhb001- Posts : 2675
Join date : 2011-02-16
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
Can I add another nomination:
Driven
Sly Stallone reprising his Rocky role, but in the guise of a CART racing driver (not sure he'd even fit in a CART car...). Clunky dialogue, preposterous action scenes and generally stupid. The only consolation is that at times it reached the 'so bad its funny' level.
Driven
Sly Stallone reprising his Rocky role, but in the guise of a CART racing driver (not sure he'd even fit in a CART car...). Clunky dialogue, preposterous action scenes and generally stupid. The only consolation is that at times it reached the 'so bad its funny' level.
dummy_half- Posts : 6497
Join date : 2011-03-11
Age : 52
Location : East Hertfordshire
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
Daredevil is the worst film I've ever seen.
Mad for Chelsea- Posts : 12103
Join date : 2011-02-11
Age : 36
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
i like a few B movies because that's what they are and thus what you get B movies . But when a steaming turd of a mega bucks film comes out that i had to drive 20 miles to the cinema to take my son ,get ripped off with ridiculously priced popcorn and coke and have to watch two and a half hours of noise mostly from the very punchable and stupidity named shia laBeouf . transformers two revenge of the fallen is that film .
jimmyinthewell68- Posts : 1237
Join date : 2012-06-13
Location : gwent
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
This is a great review to read about one of the greatest films ever made (I saw it in the cinema)
http://www.jabootu.com/jawstr.htm
http://www.jabootu.com/jawstr.htm
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
Open water has to be up there for me
Based on a true story. ..... but they got stranded on there own so nobody knows what happened so made the whole plot up
Based on a true story. ..... but they got stranded on there own so nobody knows what happened so made the whole plot up
compelling and rich- Posts : 6084
Join date : 2011-02-28
Location : Manchester
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
Natural Born Killers.
Drivel.
Drivel.
super_realist- Posts : 29075
Join date : 2011-01-29
Location : Stavanger, Norway
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
Suburban Commando
A friend of mine persuaded me into going to the cinema to watch this. There were us two (20 years old) and loads of families with little kids.
A friend of mine persuaded me into going to the cinema to watch this. There were us two (20 years old) and loads of families with little kids.
Stella- Posts : 6671
Join date : 2011-08-01
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
Shanghai Surprise was every bit as bad as everyone said it was. I figured it couldn't be that bad, so went to see it, and it was.
JuliusHMarx- julius
- Posts : 22615
Join date : 2011-07-01
Location : Paisley Park
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
one ive watched recently that seems to get high ratings on imdb, rotten tomatoes etc which i thought was frigging awful was cabin in the woods
compelling and rich- Posts : 6084
Join date : 2011-02-28
Location : Manchester
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
Napoleon Dynamite - Friends raved about how funny it was, I found it as amusing as I'd imagine trying to pass a fir cone through my digestive tract.
Sir. badgerhands- Posts : 665
Join date : 2011-02-15
Location : Omnipresent
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
Yeah, I really missed the boat on that one. When I say "missed the boat" I mean stood at the dockside waving bye bye hoping there's a freak tidal wave and everyone on board ends up missing.Sir. badgerhands wrote:Napoleon Dynamite - Friends raved about how funny it was, I found it as amusing as I'd imagine trying to pass a fir cone through my digestive tract.
Guest- Guest
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
Pft, Napoleon was ruddy good!
Stella- Posts : 6671
Join date : 2011-08-01
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
Oh why wasn't Stella on that boat (sigh)Stella wrote:Pft, Napoleon was ruddy good!
Guest- Guest
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
Not a fan of boats dave.DAVE667 wrote:Oh why wasn't Stella on that boat (sigh)Stella wrote:Pft, Napoleon was ruddy good!
Stella- Posts : 6671
Join date : 2011-08-01
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
But you set sail on the good ship Dynamite by virtue of saying it was ruddy good.Stella wrote:Not a fan of boats dave.DAVE667 wrote:Oh why wasn't Stella on that boat (sigh)Stella wrote:Pft, Napoleon was ruddy good!
Guest- Guest
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
I don't know about your likings but still this movie made me curious. i like this a lot.Dr Gregory House MD wrote:Titanic- probably isn't the worse film in terms of quality, but it's so long, so boring, and too big budget to be it's so bad it's funny
subhranshu.kumar.5- Posts : 812
Join date : 2013-01-15
Age : 32
Location : Dhanbad, India
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
Next Friday & Friday after Next
Waterworld (obviously)
Twins
Kindergarden Cop
The 9/11 film with Nicholas Cage
Meet the Fockers
Any horror film in the past 15 years.
Waterworld (obviously)
Twins
Kindergarden Cop
The 9/11 film with Nicholas Cage
Meet the Fockers
Any horror film in the past 15 years.
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
The day the earth stood still - the one with Neo, sorry Keanu Reeves, "playing" an alien who was meant to destroy the earth but eventually develops a conscience thanks to a somewhat fit woman. Or something. Just awful.
Mike Selig- Posts : 4295
Join date : 2011-05-30
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
City of Angels.
Con Air
The Rock
In fact, anything with Nicholas Cage.......Ghost Rider
Con Air
The Rock
In fact, anything with Nicholas Cage.......Ghost Rider
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
300 I had to be nudged awake 300 times because I was snoring in my seat and that was the only source of entertainment anyone next to me got as well. Was proper excited for it as well when I went in.
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
I hate everything with Nicholas Cage apart from Face/Off and Gone In 60 Seconds.Reborn-DeeMcK-Reborn wrote:City of Angels.
Con Air
The Rock
In fact, anything with Nicholas Cage.......Ghost Rider
x12x- Posts : 8255
Join date : 2013-01-16
Age : 36
Location : London, UK
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
The ending of IT was a bit of a let down. Think Stephen King has a fetish of giant spiders or something. How that creature ended up in the film still astounds me to this day.
Not a film I hate but has anyone seen Bad Taste. Classic!!!!
Not a film I hate but has anyone seen Bad Taste. Classic!!!!
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
One that sticks in mind from recent memory was Your Highness
absolutely awful movie
absolutely awful movie
Guest- Guest
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
I watched THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 yesterday.
Without doubt the worst film ever made. EVER.
Without doubt the worst film ever made. EVER.
Hulking_up- Posts : 530
Join date : 2012-11-23
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
The Other Half
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0458449/?ref_=nv_sr_1
Not sure if it's the worst I've ever seen, but it's certainly down there somewhere.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0458449/?ref_=nv_sr_1
Not sure if it's the worst I've ever seen, but it's certainly down there somewhere.
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
Batman and Robin.
I win.
I win.
Bull- Posts : 17546
Join date : 2011-02-22
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
Spice World The Movie
Twilight
Blair Witch Project
Twilight
Blair Witch Project
spencerclarke- Posts : 1897
Join date : 2011-05-31
Location : North Yorkshire
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
Braveheart. Absolute twaddle from start to finish.
Big budget anti-English propaganda with only the loosest connection to real events. And to think the Academy gave it 5 awards.
Big budget anti-English propaganda with only the loosest connection to real events. And to think the Academy gave it 5 awards.
The Fourth Lion- Posts : 835
Join date : 2013-10-27
Location : South Coast
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
Agree with GazzyD Your Highness absolutely dreadful.
I would however like to throw in "Dude Where's My Car?", dire.
I would however like to throw in "Dude Where's My Car?", dire.
The Beast- Posts : 1834
Join date : 2012-04-21
Location : Leicestershire
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
What im watching on Comedy Central is by far the worst thing ive ever seen.
The 41 year old virgin who knocked up Sarah Marshall and felt superbad about it.
So Frak awful but funny in the same way that it's so cringeworthy
The 41 year old virgin who knocked up Sarah Marshall and felt superbad about it.
So Frak awful but funny in the same way that it's so cringeworthy
Fernando- Fernando
- Posts : 36461
Join date : 2011-01-26
Age : 33
Location : buckinghamshire
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
The worst film I have ever seen has to be 'The curious case of Benjamin Buttons'. That truly was awful and so bleedin long.
Nachos Jones- Posts : 2232
Join date : 2013-11-15
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
STC wrote:Sorority Row (2009).
Appalling. Brainless. Crap. Diabolical. Embarrassing. Frightful. Ghastly. Horrendous. Insulting. Joke. Kack. Laughable. Mind-numbing. Nefarious. Offensive. Poppycock. Queeze-inducing(?), Ridiculous. Shocking. Twaddle. Unbelievable. Vapid. Worthless. Xylophone-smashing, Yawn. Zero out of Ten.
As above but Fred: The Movie & Bad Teacher
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
I saw The Sweetest Thing at the cinema. It was a second date with a girl I really liked, and I thought it would make a bad impression if I refused to watch her choice. Even still, ten minutes in I was in two minds about whether to walk out and tell her to meet me in the lobby afterwards.
I can't believe someone's mentioned the Rock though. Nicolas Cage may be the worst actor of all time, but Connery saves it.
I can't believe someone's mentioned the Rock though. Nicolas Cage may be the worst actor of all time, but Connery saves it.
jbeadlesbigrighthand- Posts : 719
Join date : 2011-06-30
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
Burn after reading!! unbelievably bad!
Cass1234- Posts : 65
Join date : 2011-11-22
Age : 35
Location : Leicester
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
Pitch black.Feckin jimmy white
marcellus wallace- Posts : 137
Join date : 2011-04-30
Age : 40
Location : kilmarnock
Re: What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?
felix the cat, the movie
90 minutes of "WTF" "WHY" and suffering...
90 minutes of "WTF" "WHY" and suffering...
Uryu Ishida- Posts : 4254
Join date : 2011-05-30
Age : 34
Location : Derby
Page 2 of 3 • 1, 2, 3
Similar topics
» The Fog 2005 - Deconstructing the worst horror movie of modern times !!
» Worst Decision in a Long Line of Worst Decisions by the Worst Run Union.
» Movie Quiz - Match Tagline to the Movie.... 80s movies...
» The worst team in Scotland V the worst team in England
» New WWE Movie
» Worst Decision in a Long Line of Worst Decisions by the Worst Run Union.
» Movie Quiz - Match Tagline to the Movie.... 80s movies...
» The worst team in Scotland V the worst team in England
» New WWE Movie
Page 2 of 3
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum