Euro Division LXV

First topic message reminder :

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The Enrique & J from 5ive League
 
FC WHU Do You Think You Are - Gregers
Bilbao - Afro
Would you dance, if Ajax you to dance? - Sodhat
Southampton FC - Marky
PSV - GSC
Sport Club Corinthians Paulista - Nando                                                                              
Lille - Trebs
 
Glad t'be bach - Hero
 
FC Basel - cherriesfna
 
FC ZwagAtletico - Zinedine_Ze_Zebra
 
The Nodge - Olly
 
Fool 'em FC - Azzy

I'm addicted to the Eat Sleep Rave Repeat song. Thought nothing of it at first but it's really, really grown on me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBoRkg5-Ieg

sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:Used my free £10 bet on Shady McCoy first TD scorer at 15/2. Frak it

 

Nice one pal. You're gonna need to slow down on your betting before William Hill himself comes round and breaks your knees.

I imagine Mr Hill will be welcoming Olly into his shop with open arms following his betting so far.

Nice call on the McCoy TD, just a shame someone else beat him too it

Got to dust the cobwebs off here today.

West Ham vs Everton tomorrow. You ready for a goalless draw Afro?

Absolutely Soddy. The only teams to score against us this season are Norwich and Stevenage, so you will need to raise yourself into that elite company to take all the points

We've only been scored against via set piece against Stoke. Stupid Stoke.

I can't see us beating you. I'd like to think home can be a fortress but I can't see where we get the goals from.

I've put a few quid on no goalscorer in that game

What were the odds on that?

10/1 with either Skybet or Coral

Albion were kept quiet by Everton, Hardly difficult, but there you go.

Afro, what do you make of Alan Stubbs's comments re Baines?

sodhat wrote:We've only been scored against via set piece against Stoke. Stupid Stoke.

I can't see us beating you. I'd like to think home can be a fortress but I can't see where we get the goals from.

I can imagine we will get the ball, pass it about a lot without really creating any meaningful chances. The only hope is that the occasional chance we have previously created for Jelavic, we will create for Lukaku instead and he will actually put some away. For example, Jelavic had a header against Chelsea where he was clearly low on confidence, he jumped to early and didn't connect. I reckon Lukaku would have at least made the keeper save it

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Albion were kept quiet by Everton, Hardly difficult, but there you go.

Afro, what do you make of Alan Stubbs's comments re Baines?

No great surprise. I thought it was common knowledge that he had said he was interested in moving to United, but the club had said they weren't prepared to sell him just yet. Baines, being the model pro, accepted it and just got on with his job. I think it can be summed up as that he didn't ask to leave, he was interested in joining United, which is understandable

As long as he's got his Jam CDs, Vespa, and a signed photo of Bradley Wiggins, he'll be happy.

sodhat wrote:As long as he's got his Jam CDs, Vespa, and a signed photo of Bradley Wiggins, he'll be happy.

Wiggins has a signed photo of Baines

Wiggins is a muppet, Baines would never have a photo of him.

Now that's a big accusation

Could do some sheep later on this afternoon. Work depending of course.

Well Wiggins being what I would call a nonce, but what apparently I mean is an idiot/muppet/fool/twonk, is pure fackt, so I can only assume you think me accusing Baines of having taste is a big thing?

My use of the word nonce has no relation to inappropriate or criminal behaviour, it merely means idiot where I come from.

I'm stepping away from the entire issue here Azzy...

You might want to tell the police if you believe that Azzy...Don't want Jimmy Saville Jr on the loose.

I think you may wish to change your choice of words there Azzy.

Nonce = what someone brought up in Solihull would call an idiot, it doesn't have any relation to inappropriate or criminal behaviour.

At least where I come from. Have I done a Suarez?

You don't know what a nonce is?

Think BBC in the 70s.

So yeah...I'd edit your last posts...

A nonce is an idiot, because they speak nonsense. It's short for that. I've been calling people nonces, and not offending them, for about 20 years.

Nonce = slang word for a sex offender or child sexual abuser.

I'm sorry to tell you you're very wrong Azzy.

        

It's just hit me that you've been calling people that for 20 years. I wonder what they were thinking after you laid that on them.

Literally hiding behind my PC to mask the laughter.

sodhat wrote:I'm sorry to tell you you're very wrong Azzy.

Maybe where you come from. Where I grew up, if you did something stupid people called you a nonce.

I honestly think I've called my boss a nonce to his face, at least once, possibly 3/4 times

They do it where I come from too.

If the stupid thing you did was molest a child.

I was actually going to write "if you did something stupid in the playground they called you a nonce", but realised how it might sound to you lot

Not
On
Normal
Courtyard
Exercise

Okay, so Bradley Wiggins is a twonk, Baines would never have a photo of him

I guess you aren't going to continue using that in place of idiot now?

Certainly not online. Old habits die hard to I will probably continue to insult people irl

I feel like Azzy should be made to walk through a town wearing this

Spoiler:

Nonce generally means dumbass where I'm from tbf

GSC wrote:Nonce generally means dumbass where I'm from tbf

And you're only 30 miles from where I grew up, so that stands to reason

I've never known the word nonce to mean child abuser, means more a gayboy round Norwich

Afro wrote:

sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:Used my free £10 bet on Shady McCoy first TD scorer at 15/2. Frak it

 

Nice one pal. You're gonna need to slow down on your betting before William Hill himself comes round and breaks your knees.

I imagine Mr Hill will be welcoming Olly into his shop with open arms following his betting so far.

Nice call on the McCoy TD, just a shame someone else beat him too it

I'm on Skybet anyways atm. Do you have to put a deposit down with William Hill to join, you didn't with Skybet that's why I joined them.

Should've gone anytime man

I've never heard "nonce" used in that way before. It means the same here as Norwich.

Olly wrote:I've never known the word nonce to mean child abuser, means more a gayboy round Norwich

Around Norwich way nonce surely means Uncle?

Still buzzing we got Chalobah

Good loan signing there GSC. Shame you're still not going up

Probably not. QPRs squad is just silly

In other good news Henderson got let off until February for battering someone

Tactics sent to Olly.

Can't believe how bad Bolton are this year. I had them top two in my head before the season.

They were fairly bad last season too, hovering above the relegation zone before a late season surge.

Who'd have thought Palace won when Bolton took Freedman

It's not as if Bolton have an awful squad either, it's pretty goddamn strong

Should be Top 6 at least

Wigan aren't so hot either.

Everytime we've been in the Championship we've escaped. But that is one tough league.