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Post by MickeyGoldmill Fri 13 May 2011, 1:49 pm

First topic message reminder :


http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/863166-hayden-panettiere-splits-from-boxer-wladimir-klitschko

Maybe she wasn't compatible with his CPU ;-)

Will this effect anything? Mental state counts for a lot when the pressure is on....

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Post by Young_Towzer Fri 13 May 2011, 3:08 pm



It's hardly Big Brother........ Calm down dear.

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it's hardly WWF, so change ya name

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Post by Scottrf Fri 13 May 2011, 3:10 pm

Steven_89=Lumbering_Jack?

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Post by Rowley Fri 13 May 2011, 3:11 pm

We're on a boxing forum, not a dating website for guys
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WHAT!!!!! You telling me I've wasted the last three months of my life

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Post by Scottrf Fri 13 May 2011, 3:11 pm

rowley wrote:We're on a boxing forum, not a dating website for guys
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WHAT!!!!! You telling me I've wasted the last three months of my life
No you haven't big boy.

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Post by Young_Towzer Fri 13 May 2011, 3:11 pm

Steven_89=Lumbering_Jack?
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Scottrf=Coxy?

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Post by Scottrf Fri 13 May 2011, 3:12 pm

Steven_89 wrote:Steven_89=Lumbering_Jack?
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Scottrf=Coxy?
Yeah, good one.

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Post by Michaels, Sean Fri 13 May 2011, 3:12 pm

Steven_89 wrote:

It's hardly Big Brother........ Calm down dear.

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it's hardly WWF, so change ya name

LOL
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Post by Enforcer Fri 13 May 2011, 3:13 pm

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Post by Rowley Fri 13 May 2011, 3:13 pm

Scottrf wrote:
rowley wrote:We're on a boxing forum, not a dating website for guys
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WHAT!!!!! You telling me I've wasted the last three months of my life
No you haven't big boy.

Ha, this thread has taken something of a turn for the peculiar

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Post by coxy0001 Fri 13 May 2011, 3:14 pm

Steven_89 wrote:We're on a boxing forum, not a dating website for guys
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
i dont call lads sweet thing, i think that explains everthing, Jay

Sorry perky jubblies

(When will you get the joke?)

Sorry again pencil dick

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Post by joeyjojo618 Fri 13 May 2011, 3:15 pm

Its getting pretty sexy in here. Rowley has pulled, and sparks are flying between coxy and steve.

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Post by coxy0001 Fri 13 May 2011, 3:15 pm

Scottrf wrote:
Steven_89 wrote:Steven_89=Lumbering_Jack?
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Scottrf=Coxy?
Yeah, good one.

Think after our hydration arguement the other day it must be pretty obvious we're not, nor are we anyone else

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Post by Guest Fri 13 May 2011, 3:15 pm

rowley wrote:
Scottrf wrote:
rowley wrote:We're on a boxing forum, not a dating website for guys
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WHAT!!!!! You telling me I've wasted the last three months of my life
No you haven't big boy.

Ha, this thread has taken something of a turn for the peculiar

You love it really.

Anyway, back on topic. It's probably because Hayden is busy playing Amanda Knox.

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Post by Union Cane Fri 13 May 2011, 3:16 pm

coxy0001 wrote:Sorry again pencil dick

That's ok darling.

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Post by Enforcer Fri 13 May 2011, 3:17 pm

Union Cane wrote:
coxy0001 wrote:Sorry again pencil dick

That's ok darling.

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I thought he was talking to me?

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Post by Rowley Fri 13 May 2011, 3:18 pm

joeyjojo618 wrote:Its getting pretty sexy in here. Rowley has pulled, and sparks are flying between coxy and steve.

I'm a charming, sophisticate it was always going to happen sooner or later, the only shock is it took me this long

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Post by coxy0001 Fri 13 May 2011, 3:18 pm

King Beer wrote:
rowley wrote:
Scottrf wrote:
rowley wrote:We're on a boxing forum, not a dating website for guys
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WHAT!!!!! You telling me I've wasted the last three months of my life
No you haven't big boy.

Ha, this thread has taken something of a turn for the peculiar

You love it really.

Anyway, back on topic. It's probably because Hayden is busy playing Amanda Knox.

Foxy Knoxy would luvs a bit of coxy

I hope she's innocent

I reckon she goes and goes well

Maybe a Hayden and foxy Knoxy manage et trois?

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Post by Guest Fri 13 May 2011, 3:18 pm

Enforcer wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
coxy0001 wrote:Sorry again pencil dick

That's ok darling.

heart

I thought he was talking to me?

Lucky you, i can't see mine.

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Post by coxy0001 Fri 13 May 2011, 3:18 pm

rowley wrote:
joeyjojo618 wrote:Its getting pretty sexy in here. Rowley has pulled, and sparks are flying between coxy and steve.

I'm a charming, sophisticate it was always going to happen sooner or later, the only shock is it took me this long

As 606 degenerated threads go on Friday afternoons, this has to rank up there with the best of 'em

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Post by Guest Fri 13 May 2011, 3:19 pm

coxy0001 wrote:
King Beer wrote:
rowley wrote:
Scottrf wrote:
rowley wrote:We're on a boxing forum, not a dating website for guys
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WHAT!!!!! You telling me I've wasted the last three months of my life
No you haven't big boy.

Ha, this thread has taken something of a turn for the peculiar

You love it really.

Anyway, back on topic. It's probably because Hayden is busy playing Amanda Knox.

Foxy Knoxy would luvs a bit of coxy

I hope she's innocent

I reckon she goes and goes well

Maybe a Hayden and foxy Knoxy manage et trois?

Glad i'm not the only one with a thing for Miss Knox!!!

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Post by Young_Towzer Fri 13 May 2011, 3:22 pm

Please don't accuse posters of having dual accounts.

Any suspicions should be sent privately to the Admin Team.
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yeah im sure you will be able to tell by my ip add i only have 1 login, cheers.

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Post by Michaels, Sean Fri 13 May 2011, 3:23 pm

Enforcer wrote:Please don't accuse posters of having dual accounts.

Any suspicions should be sent privately to the Admin Team.

Enforcer = Davidemore
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Post by Guest Fri 13 May 2011, 3:24 pm

Steven_89 wrote:Please don't accuse posters of having dual accounts.

Any suspicions should be sent privately to the Admin Team.
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yeah im sure you will be able to tell by my ip add i only have 1 login, cheers.

I make it 16.

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Post by Union Cane Fri 13 May 2011, 3:25 pm

Michaels, Sean wrote:
Enforcer wrote:Please don't accuse posters of having dual accounts.

Any suspicions should be sent privately to the Admin Team.

Enforcer = Davidemore

Michaels, Sean = seanmichaels???
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Post by coxy0001 Fri 13 May 2011, 3:25 pm

Michaels, Sean wrote:
Enforcer wrote:Please don't accuse posters of having dual accounts.

Any suspicions should be sent privately to the Admin Team.

Enforcer = Davidemore

We always said he'd get the keys to the mental asylum at some point Wink

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Post by Daz Fri 13 May 2011, 3:25 pm

How the hell did he not split her in half during you know what??

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Post by Union Cane Fri 13 May 2011, 3:25 pm

King Beer wrote:
Steven_89 wrote:Please don't accuse posters of having dual accounts.

Any suspicions should be sent privately to the Admin Team.
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yeah im sure you will be able to tell by my ip add i only have 1 login, cheers.

I make it 16.

Is one of them Kenny?
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Post by Young_Towzer Fri 13 May 2011, 3:26 pm

I make it 16.
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do you? funny i make it 1, why dont you contact the admin team, please do, cheers, colin.

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Post by Scottrf Fri 13 May 2011, 3:26 pm

Dazstarr wrote:How the hell did he not split her in half during you know what??
She was only a cover.

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Post by BALTIMORA Fri 13 May 2011, 3:26 pm

Steven_89 wrote:
He has been accused in the past due to Vitali's failed drugs test for roids years ago when an amateur
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Was he proven guilty?
i rest my case

Er...isn't that what a failed drug test means?

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Post by Scottrf Fri 13 May 2011, 3:27 pm

Steven_89 wrote:

Comment by King Beer (ADMIN) I make it 16.
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do you? funny i make it 1, why dont you contact the admin team, please do, cheers, colin.
Whistle

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Post by Union Cane Fri 13 May 2011, 3:28 pm

Kenny Loggins....

Anyone...???

Never mind.
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Post by Michaels, Sean Fri 13 May 2011, 3:29 pm

Union Cane wrote:
Michaels, Sean wrote:
Enforcer wrote:Please don't accuse posters of having dual accounts.

Any suspicions should be sent privately to the Admin Team.

Enforcer = Davidemore

Michaels, Sean = seanmichaels???


Ah for sucks fake. I didn't think anyone had realised. How did you get it?
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Post by BALTIMORA Fri 13 May 2011, 3:29 pm

Dazstarr wrote:How the hell did he not split her in half during you know what??

Welly top. That's all you need to know. Seriously though, she's tiny, she must look like a twelve-year-old boy when you flip her over. What would Wlad want with someone like that..?

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Post by Scottrf Fri 13 May 2011, 3:30 pm

Bravo, BALTI.

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Post by Michaels, Sean Fri 13 May 2011, 3:31 pm

Union Cane wrote:Kenny Loggins....

Anyone...???

Never mind.


Oh yeah, Playing with the boys!
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Post by coxy0001 Fri 13 May 2011, 3:31 pm

Dazstarr wrote:How the hell did he not split her in half during you know what??

What? Welding?

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Post by Daz Fri 13 May 2011, 3:32 pm

BALTIMORA wrote:
Dazstarr wrote:How the hell did he not split her in half during you know what??

Welly top. That's all you need to know. Seriously though, she's tiny, she must look like a twelve-year-old boy when you flip her over. What would Wlad want with someone like that..?

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LMAO!!

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Post by Union Cane Fri 13 May 2011, 3:32 pm

Michaels, Sean wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
Michaels, Sean wrote:
Enforcer wrote:Please don't accuse posters of having dual accounts.

Any suspicions should be sent privately to the Admin Team.

Enforcer = Davidemore

Michaels, Sean = seanmichaels???


Ah for sucks fake. I didn't think anyone had realised. How did you get it?

It was the name that gave it away.
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Post by Guest Fri 13 May 2011, 3:33 pm

coxy0001 wrote:
Dazstarr wrote:How the hell did he not split her in half during you know what??

What? Welding?

Tea. Gone. Everywhere.

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Post by Daz Fri 13 May 2011, 3:34 pm

coxy0001 wrote:
Dazstarr wrote:How the hell did he not split her in half during you know what??

What? Welding?

laughing

Now now Coxy - you know full well what i meant!

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Post by Young_Towzer Fri 13 May 2011, 3:38 pm

Coxy is a tad frustrated due to splitting up with his girl, joll the blow up doll, he is said to feel let down by it all is Jay Coxy

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Post by HumanWindmill Fri 13 May 2011, 3:42 pm

Steven_89 wrote:Coxy is a tad frustrated due to splitting up with his girl, joll the blow up doll, he is said to feel let down by it all is Jay Coxy

I had a blow up doll. Unfortunately, she came inside out, and when I blew her up she was poking her tongue out at me. Then she deflated. I took her back to the shop and told the bloke she went down on me. He told me that would be another twenty quid.

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Post by Daz Fri 13 May 2011, 3:47 pm

HumanWindmill wrote:
Steven_89 wrote:Coxy is a tad frustrated due to splitting up with his girl, joll the blow up doll, he is said to feel let down by it all is Jay Coxy

I had a blow up doll. Unfortunately, she came inside out, and when I blew her up she was poking her tongue out at me. Then she deflated. I took her back to the shop and told the bloke she went down on me. He told me that would be another twenty quid.


Its like comedy gold on here today!! Although my manager keeps looking up at me everytime i crack up.

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Post by Union Cane Fri 13 May 2011, 3:51 pm

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I wasn't offended and I often martyr myself. It wasn't offensive to us.

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Union Cane wrote:Deleted joke

Union are you a Loggins fan. That beach ball scene in Top gun never fails to give me a stiffy.....
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It's not a discussion over whether people were offended. The joke was deemed to need deletion, after complaints earlier I edited so everyone could see why it had been removed.

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