If this is the answer what is the question....

by Mr H Fri 04 Oct 2013, 11:55 am

To pay homage to Mock The Week I thought we could use ‘if this is the answer what is the question’ in a wrestling capacity. The answer has to be genuine, but of course some light hearted responses before we get there is the aim of the game. I’ll start –

434

by JamesLincs Fri 04 Oct 2013, 12:00 pm

punks reign surely, it was in that area

by Deleted1 Fri 04 Oct 2013, 12:02 pm

The amount of times that Cena has used the "5 moves of doom"

by Fernando Fri 04 Oct 2013, 12:04 pm

The amount of times Bull has said "Not Funny"

by Dr Gregory House MD Fri 04 Oct 2013, 12:05 pm

If you got 72 of Jerry Lawlers former lovers in a room together, what would their combined age be?

by JamesLincs Fri 04 Oct 2013, 12:05 pm

can you move my post down a bit, i didnt read the end of the op haha

by Mr H Fri 04 Oct 2013, 12:12 pm

Haha i did wonder if you'd grasped the concept Lincs! No worries man.

Right someone better come up with the next one!

by Shot 21 LCFC Fri 04 Oct 2013, 12:15 pm

by **Hero** Fri 04 Oct 2013, 12:16 pm

Is it how many times Michael Cole mentions the WWE app on an episode of RAW?

by **Hero** Fri 04 Oct 2013, 12:16 pm

my above answer was in relation to 434 btw.

by Mr H Fri 04 Oct 2013, 12:25 pm

Shot 21 LCFC wrote:21-0

Is it if The Undertaker ever faced the Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania, what wouldn't his streak be at?

by **Hero** Fri 04 Oct 2013, 12:33 pm

Shot 21 LCFC wrote:21-0

In the promos that HHH has been involved in since his heel turn how many of them had him looking strong compared to ones in which his opponent got the better of him?

by **Hero** Fri 04 Oct 2013, 12:35 pm

Shot 21 LCFC wrote:21-0

What is the average house audience at the beginning and end of an episode of TNA Impact?

by Mr H Fri 04 Oct 2013, 12:38 pm

Hero wrote:
Shot 21 LCFC wrote:21-0
What is the average house audience at the beginning and end of an episode of TNA Impact?

Ok. It is the Undertaker's current undefeated streak at Wrestlemania.

Next

by Fernando Fri 04 Oct 2013, 12:39 pm

by Mr H Fri 04 Oct 2013, 12:42 pm

Fernando wrote:31

Is it how many seconds did it take Antlord to come back as Raptor after he deleted his account?

by **Hero** Fri 04 Oct 2013, 12:44 pm

Is it the number of times Mr H gets a complaint about his posts from Antlord in any given week?

by Mr H Fri 04 Oct 2013, 12:44 pm

Fernando wrote:31

Is it the average buyrate for a TNA PPV?

by **Hero** Fri 04 Oct 2013, 12:55 pm

Fernando wrote:31

Is it the number of days after a WWE employee has been future endeavoured that they will appear as a member of Aces and Eights on Impact?

by Mr H Fri 04 Oct 2013, 12:59 pm

Fernando wrote:31

Is it how many people actually cared when Jerry Lawler had a heart attack?

by **Hero** Fri 04 Oct 2013, 1:17 pm

Is it the number of seconds it'll take me to delete Antlords new account after he reports one of my posts again?

by Adam D Fri 04 Oct 2013, 1:18 pm

Fernando wrote:31

Is it how tall Rey Mysterio is in Inches?

by Adam D Fri 04 Oct 2013, 1:23 pm

Fernando wrote:31

Is it the number of years between Hero being born and losing his virginity?

by JamesLincs Fri 04 Oct 2013, 1:28 pm

is it the combined number of months john cena has spent injured

by **Hero** Fri 04 Oct 2013, 1:35 pm

Adam D wrote:
Fernando wrote:31
Is it the number of years between Hero being born and losing his virginity?

I'd been married for 2 years at that point too, damn my wife!

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 04 Oct 2013, 1:44 pm

Fernando wrote:31

How old Hulk Hogan thinks he is?

How many wellness tests Kurt Angle can fail at TNA?

How many rematches Alberto Del Rio is allowed at a WHC?

How many WWE fans had actually seen Dean Ambrose wrestle before he debuted with The Shield?

by **Hero** Fri 04 Oct 2013, 1:45 pm

Is it what size A Cup bra that AJ Lee has?

by **Hero** Fri 04 Oct 2013, 1:46 pm

Is it the number of steps Kevin Nash can take before he blows a quad?

by Mr H Fri 04 Oct 2013, 1:50 pm

Is it how many heel and face turns Big Show has had this year?

by Mr H Fri 04 Oct 2013, 1:52 pm

Or is it how many podcasts I have listened to and not found remotely interesting?

by **Hero** Fri 04 Oct 2013, 1:55 pm

Mr H wrote:Or is it how many podcasts I have listened to and not found remotely interesting?

You should listen to the v2Wrestling one instead then!

by **Hero** Fri 04 Oct 2013, 2:00 pm

Is it how many more posts will a thread about Total Divas get than an exclusive V2 interview with Nigel McGuinness.

by Mr H Fri 04 Oct 2013, 2:00 pm

I actually listened to my first one last week. Well some of it. Had to laugh at Adam when talking about Dusty Rhodes having crap names and that if he was on v2 he'd be called Chris Wilkerson!

Anyway I don't know what 31 is the answer to?

Need a new answer to guess!

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Sat 05 Oct 2013, 9:27 am

Best for Business?

by Kay Fabe Sat 05 Oct 2013, 9:37 am

Is it the amount of men Pat Patterson has told this year he could get them into WWE...

by westisbest Sat 05 Oct 2013, 11:28 am

Is it how many minutes the average fan gets bored of watching dubya dubya eeeeeee.

by Marky Sat 05 Oct 2013, 12:10 pm

The amount of times Ric Flair THINKS he won the World Title?

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Sat 05 Oct 2013, 12:40 pm

Sorry, I meant the new answer should be: Best for Business (or some variant)

by Uryu Ishida Sat 05 Oct 2013, 1:15 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Sorry, I meant the new answer should be: Best for Business (or some variant)

What Hogan thinks he is in any wrestling company

by Marky Sat 05 Oct 2013, 2:07 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Best for Business?

How did Vince McMahon describe the idea of Mae Young giving birth to a hand?

by **Hero** Sun 06 Oct 2013, 10:27 am

What is a 3 foot man dressed as a bull?

by Uryu Ishida Sun 06 Oct 2013, 10:34 am

Describe as sarcastically as possible Vince Russo's booking strategy.

by MetalMotty Sun 06 Oct 2013, 5:54 pm

Why is Scott Steiner never given live promos?

by **Hero** Sun 06 Oct 2013, 6:01 pm

Why are Santino and the Great Khali on the Battleground PPV but Ziggler v Sandow are on the preshow?

by Adam D Sun 06 Oct 2013, 6:25 pm

Why has Chris Wilkerson not been on the podcast for the last 3 weeks?

by **Hero** Sun 06 Oct 2013, 6:27 pm

Why are we adding links to sites with different forums? Whistle

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Sun 06 Oct 2013, 6:59 pm

How would you describe Spike dropping TNA?

How would TNA describe pushing wrestlers who will soon be out of contract?

by Adam D Sun 06 Oct 2013, 7:56 pm

whilst looking for some interesting facts to use as an answer, I stumbled on this Bleacher write up which made me laugh (from 2010 and dont woory its not one of Chris'"!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/392999-wwetna-rumors-and-facts

A few rumors/facts have been circulating around the wrestling world and Internet and a figured I would share them with you guys.

1. Sarita and Taylor Wilde are WWE bound as they have chosen not to renew their contracts with TNA.

They have expressed their dislike of the Knockout division and have expressed their newly found desire to join the divas in WWE.

This adds a huge boost to a faltered with injuries divas division. Sarita and Taylor Wilde will surely add some athleticism, and maybe WWE will even make a pair of tag team championships for the diva division.

2. Past WWE diva who said she was going to retire and then went to TNA and now wants to come back to WWE.Tara (or Victoria) has said outright that she is not going to renew her TNA contract.

She too did not like the Knockout division and said that she was also unfairly paid. She was always one of the most athletic WWE divas and with her returning to WWE surely by June, as her contract with TNA ends at the end of the month.

She will add yet another key component to rebuild the diva division.

3. The Undertaker is going to come back from his yearly hiatus from wrestling reportedly around Summerslam to have a potentially very good feud against Jack Swagger, who around Summerslam is still going to be World Heavyweight Champion (because no one expects The Big Show to beat Swagger, right?).

A rumor is also that he will be returning with the biker gimmick (hopefully Big Evil), this is a stretch though it would be great to see one last time especially since Taker is towards the end of his historic career.

This would work because having Swagger be champion till Summerslam would do wonders towards his main-event push and to be beaten by the Undertaker, but give a stellar performance would also give him a bazooka push.

The feud could be fun to watch especially if it is the biker gimmick because then you could have a good couple of promos from Taker.

Having Taker do the biker gimmick would help him in long run retirement wise, he would be able to go to Hall of Fame ceremonies as well as his own would be more believable. When Taker really does call it quits, don't we all want a farewell speech.

Taker could also go out on-screen (while in real life) with Michelle McCool like he did with separated wife Sara. I hope this is all true, it would be fun to watch.

4. Gregory "The Hurricane" Helms is going to sign with TNA after his 30-Day no compete clause with WWE is up.

This really dosen't help TNA, in fact I think it hurts them as they already have too many wrestlers under contract for one show. They should really consider making another show opposite impact or start releasing unused talent.

This to me is also another reason WWE is better then TNA as WWE makes their superstars where TNA buys WWE unwanted, washed-up talent.

by **x12x** Mon 07 Oct 2013, 11:00 am

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Best for Business?

The Hogan family motto?

by Adam D Mon 07 Oct 2013, 11:03 am

Okay, here is the next answer as that one has now been done to death!

"meatloaf and mashed potatoes"

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