Theories on death/life and the creation of earth/humans

I used to have this theory that everyone was dead and everyone was reliving their life as a flashback.

Anyone else have any theories on death or life? I quite like the Matrix theory in that we are living in a false reality created by aliens and used to control us as they use our bodies as fuel.

We may be an experiment for a set of far more sophisticated beings...

Could see us being experiments gone wrong who then ran the asylum. Has anyone ever been to Egypt? It's the most amazing place. And yet so completely mysterious - To think a civilization went from small enclosures and villages to the Great Pyramid and the golden ratio ostensibly with nothing in between.

I don't have a theory on death, per se. Just think the universe in all its wisdom quite rightly decided its none of our business.

Lumbering_Jack wrote:We may be an experiment for a set of far more sophisticated beings...

Lumbering, why would tapeworms want to use you as an experiment?

What are your theories on DEATH, DAVE?

Better than THRASH? As good as GLAM?

DAVE667 wrote:

Lumbering_Jack wrote:We may be an experiment for a set of far more sophisticated beings...

Lumbering, why would tapeworms want to use you as an experiment?

Because I'm delicious.

Il Gialloblu wrote:What are your theories on DEATH, DAVE?

Better than THRASH? As good as GLAM?

DEATH certainly more extreme than the majority of THRASH, would have said GLAM wins in make-up stakes but then you're talking about DEATH as opposed to BLACK and all that silly corpse paint may just tip the balance.

We live and then we die, then we get either burned to a cinder or put in the ground where worms eat us.

Rowley wrote:We live and then we die, then we get either burned to a cinder or put in the ground where worms eat us.

Pretty much sums it up.

We pay for LIFE with DEATH so everything in between should be FREE.

Rowley wrote:We live and then we die, then we get either burned to a cinder or put in the ground where worms eat us.

 
Not planning on drowning at sea then?

When we die, is it like before we were born?

Reborn-DeeMcK-Reborn wrote:When we die, is it like before we were born?

Depends on whether you believe in reincarnation. If you lead a good and useful life, you get reborn as a unicorn, or a winged sex god. Lead a bad or wasteful existence and you come back as a tapeworm...

I guess this shouldn't have been the place to break it to him but here goes.

Champagne_Socialist, you are actually the main man in a real life truman show.

McLaren wrote:I guess this shouldn't have been the place to break it to him but here goes.

Champagne_Socialist, you are actually the main man in a real life truman show.

Thank you for reminding me of such an amazing film, I am actually going to watch it now lol