57 Varieties of Stupid

57 VARIETIES OF STUPID

Here’s a story from the TNA production meeting before the Victory Road PPV. My source SWEARS it’s true.

They’re going over the Hernandez-Morgan “first blood” match, and the script calls for Hernandez to win by throwing fake blood on Morgan. Tommy Dreamer rightfully notes that the proposed finish screws the fans on the stipulation.

Russo: “That’s what a heel would do.”

A) That’s NOT what a heel would do. A heel would bleed first, conceal the cut via styptic pencil or Superglue, then win when the face “accidentally” bleeds. B) Isn’t Russo the guy who always says there aren’t faces and heels anymore?

Anyway, the fans aren’t supposed to get screwed. EVER.

Dreamer, being old-school, turns to sarcasm: “They always say we use ketchup. Let’s have Hernandez use ketchup.”

Hogan (seriously): “That’s not a bad idea, brother.”

Is it any wonder TNA sucks?

source: http://www.wrestlezone.com/editorials/article/christian-vs-orton-whos-better-129745