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FC Basel - Vacancy - Apply within - Must not be a douche or CF
Bordeaux - Fernando
Bremen - Miky
Genk - Trebs
Granada - Azzy
Montpellier - Marky
PAOK - Afro
Twente - Hero
Verona - Nadeem

I'm undecided whether to get a pizza or vegetable pasty from Greggs. What shall I go for?

Since Harold Shipman I've never fully trusted doctors. I used to play snooker against a guy called Martin, spitting image of Shipman. Used to get called all sorts of names in the streets. AS IF HAROLD SHIPMAN WOULD BE WALKING DOWN THE STREET WITH A SNOOKER CUE

What flavour pizza?

Why would anyone get a vegetable pasty?

Tomato and cheese.

What's your highest break in Snooker @ Azzy?

You must get a steak bake from Greggs.

And FL is Dr. Nick.

Hero wrote:Why would anyone get a vegetable pasty?

Why would anyone get a Xbox 1?

I like the cheese and onion pasties but the pizzas are sometimes hard as fudge. Do Greggs charge you lot for eating in?

Because so far PS4 have done nothing to suggest my decision was a wrong one.

Infamous
Killzone
Driveclub
The Order 1886

Hero wrote:Because so far PS4 have done nothing to suggest my decision was a wrong one.

Exactly.

93 Viva.

Hero why is there not a 'news' section on this page? I posted a serious article and am offended that it is in 'off topic'.

Plenty of posters who argue non-stop about things. Posters often take a contrary stance just to be belligerent, awkward, poncey. It was a nightmare to moderate. But showed we have a wide variety of backgrounds, cultures and upbringings on the board.

You need to look at the history of the news section.

Because it just descended into arguments about racism etc and I hate having to step in between two people I like and try to mediate without causing offence to one of the parties.

Was that a subtle hint towards Azzy there Hero If not id suggest you prepare for War in Football section

They've got an eating I price which is slightly more but who'd want to eat in Greggs no where to sit.

Hero and Azzy enjoying playing on the inferior console while me, Nando, Marky and Mighty have fun on the Playstation 4.  All three were hardcore Xbox 360 users but know they know Sony is better.

Mighty don't forget Bloodborne which is coming out end of this month.

Azzy reminds me of Combo from This Is England.

I can't judge Bloodborne because I haven't played it and I'm not arrogant enough to assume it makes the PS4 better than Xbox One.

Having said that, the four games I mentioned previously I have played and have enjoyed.

93, very impressive. My highest is only 27.

Anyone selling a left back?

Can do cash or pex.

KURZAWA

Potentially, how much do you want for the lad?

15mill

Greggs Chicken Mayo Salad sandwiches and Caramel Custard Donuts are the best

Looks like we'll struggle to reach a deal then.

For YOU trebs I'll accept 12mill because your my favourite pretend manager.

What have I started in the football section

For me you should sell him for £7m (TM Value).

If not, I'll sign one of the players from Tps.

For me you should sell him for £7m (TM Value).

If not, I'll sign one of the players from Tps.

12mill for the best left back in the french league is a good deal.

There's a better left back in TPs that I could sign for £12m.

Care to elaborate Mr trebs?

Julian Dicks.

Julies dicks? How many does she have?

Azzy wrote:Julian Dicks.

He went to the same school as me, I once Tweeted him about it and he replied back to me via PM but he doesn't follow me, spooky.

GSC wrote:What have I started in the football section

You didn't start anything. You stood up for what is right. You're a good man, don't let anyone tell you different

Viva, I made that 93 break when I was 16. Haven't played properly since I was 19 but was pretty good. My first break over 40 was a 42 and I made that when I was 11. Unfortunately, work, marriage, family and now the closure of every snooker hall within a 30min drive mean I'll never pick up a cue in anger again.

And yes, I have broken many cues. Once shoved a cue through a wall, right into the restaurant next door. Luckily they had no cctv so no-one knew who it was apart from me and my mate. I broke my cue signed by Jimmy White when I missed a long double, potted the white, and lost my cup semi-final as a result.

Azzy wrote:

GSC wrote:What have I started in the football section

You didn't start anything. You stood up for what is right. You're a good man, don't let anyone tell you different

Viva, I made that 93 break when I was 16. Haven't played properly since I was 19 but was pretty good. My first break over 40 was a 42 and I made that when I was 11. Unfortunately, work, marriage, family and now the closure of every snooker hall within a 30min drive mean I'll never pick up a cue in anger again.

And yes, I have broken many cues. Once shoved a cue through a wall, right into the restaurant next door. Luckily they had no cctv so no-one knew who it was apart from me and my mate. I broke my cue signed by Jimmy White when I missed a long double, potted the white, and lost my cup semi-final as a result.

Stephen Hendry > Jimmy White

As much as it pains me to say it, Hendry is the best player I've ever seen. Ronnie in his prime wouldn't handle Hendry in his. Hendry had much better players to go up against too - Davis, White, young Ronnie - while Ronnie has had a myriad of lesser lights such as the cheat John Higgins, Mark 'J' Williams and old Hendry.

Youngest ever world champion at the age of 21. Shame his last couple of years his form deteriorated

Viva, Why is Johnny Evans such a yob?

Results out tomorrow

FootballLight wrote:Results out tomorrow

Thanks for the win mate.

I don't even remember who is playing who so it probably will take sometime tomorrow but they'll be out fairly later in the evening I would guess.

I'm playing azzy. He called you a doctor who cops a feel when he examines oap's at work.

You called him a post-op Lady

He's been docked down a point there then.

Fernando wrote:Viva, Why is Johnny Evans such a yob?

He got angry after the tangle with Cisse and decided to act like an idiot, he deserves the ban.

Koba wrote:

Fernando wrote:Viva, Why is Johnny Evans such a yob?

He got angry after the tangle with Cisse and decided to act like an idiot, he deserves the ban.

Does this mean Paul Scholes is a wrong-un for lieing to the Public?

Don't you just hate it when your eating spicy food and you get a runny nose? First world problems. Give me some advice viva. Your the Spice master here.