6CW Chat v7

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A nice and clean new thread for you all to dirty with your horrible minds

SRA was one of the more crazier promoters we had at the start of 6CW, he would post 4 or 5 lined promos throughout the day everyday before the show nice bloke though

At least he didn't cop out with the "Hero" way:

This
Is
My
Promo
Where I say
Not
A
Lot

Could be worse could fill it with lots of dots

Could be worse, Orthus could come back and fill it with phlegm

I keep telling you he ain't coming back If he does it's going to be like the end of TNA's Aces & Eight's storyline (no one cared)

Can't you come back as Orthus' failure of a kid brother?

Orthall?

What about if Nando just comes back as Cerberus?

I much prefer Othall.

Still not coming back, If i were to it would be someone new anyway would be nice to be a face for a change since not done that yet weirdly

Hi lads, all good?

will be posting a promo tomorrow. Just adding the finishing touches. Can't wait to add to a stacked and highly impressive card. Nice one lids

I wish I still had some of my early promos, some of you newer guys missed out on a couple of crackers like the team EWF promo I wrote and got the team to edit or old school private eye promo. But, at least no one missed my best promo ever when I returned lol.

That's nothing, Dicey once got into a bar fight after an interview and ended up getting tasered by the police and arrested and then showed up at the show and it wasn't even mentioned, its like Cab never read our promos

Haha probably because that fits the character so well.

Morning, hope everyone is ok. Started today with having to clear out the bath after the cats shat in it. Then one of them went for me so drop kicked to the ceiling. Now in the office and don't want to be because it will be 8 hours of watching.

We used to do some crazy promos back in the day, I don't blame him ignoring most of them

So you shat in your bath then

No I didn't shat in my bath. Not even I can do the colouration that greeted me when I walked into the bathroom.

Its cool if you did we don't judge here

Like hell you don't.

Is that the completion of your Wonder Woman fetish then? She eats a Korma and craps on your face?

On my chest, im not an animal jeez

Least you haven't got the chest mange that gets caught up in it. Dicey is supposed by Bic no?

I have sporatic chest hair growth, just in the middle and around the nipples, pitiful really haha

Do you have one really long hair there as well? I have that problem. It's weird. I wonder if I pull it then some of my pubes will fall.

Are you sure that's not just your pen1s

Using my chest hair to play my pen1s like a trombone?

Too early for this kind of convo..............

How's work? What's new?

Its never too early for this kind of conversation

I have a bad head cold and im in work....nuff said

Snap mate. No sympathy from the missus i bet.

Qotd:

What would be the most controversial character to have in 6CW right now? Based on news stories, discrimination etc.

I am going for a trans-gendered Donald Trump look-a-like who supports the BNP and boils cats.

I say it would be a white middle class IS soldier working as a Police officer in the US having an affair with his kids nanny

I suppose the most controversial character in 6CW right now would be Crime Lord or Mike Hill

Did 6CW ever have a racially motivated character? Like some Iranian attacking the american pigs?

No not that I remember but we did have a black character called P-Money that was pretty anti-white

Nothing like stiring up racial tension in the efed world

Maybe Vortex could have been anti-thin?

He might have been one of JJ's characters im not sure

JJ and Cable are the exact ying and yang when it comes to characters/real life

I'm really starting to think JJ has a thing for black guys

JJ Johnson
Antione Mason
P-Money
Soloman Riddick (lets just say he's black)

I think he can talk the lingo well. Dubois and JJ's segments were always difficult to write.

So you have a fetish for Wonder Woman. JJ's is black guys. Marky's is being everyone (basically a Schizo).

I reckon there are a few more.

CJ would like anyone and not be in the friendzone

CJ has a fetish for sun umbrellas. It keeps him alive.

Whatever happened to companies giving the little tube of chocolate powder with the sachets of Cappuccino

Never heard of the like. Must be an Irish thing.

Its a load of b0llox let me tell you

Most Irish things are

Racist

Realist.

Anyway, you like being the only Irishman in the 6CW village. Makes you spechall.

We are all special in this village lol

Some people lick windows more than others though. And have a first class ticket on the magic blue bus.

TwisT wrote:At least he didn't cop out with the "Hero" way:

This
Is
My
Promo
Where I say
Not
A
Lot

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Hero wrote:

TwisT wrote:At least he didn't cop out with the "Hero" way:

This
Is
My
Promo
Where I say
Not
A
Lot

8 times

Twas all a dream.

Hero wrote:

TwisT wrote:At least he didn't cop out with the "Hero" way:

This
Is
My
Promo
Where I say
Not
A
Lot

8 times

Are you not on holidays?

Afternoon - All the cool kids hanging around over at 6WF smoking and drinking and dropping the F bomb?

This cool kid likes to spread his love

Cool? I've seen the FB videos remember