6CW Chat v16

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No more talk of ED's winky....

I haven't watched any of it but I did see that lizard getting chased by the snakes

The one that basically was trying to eat the Buffalo and failing.

One thing I've noticed from Planet Earth 2 is that for the most part these killing machine predators are a bit pants.

Yes, so far the main threats are the Ants that have basically decimated the Red Crabs, the Mole and the Fox.

It has been brilliantly shot though. I really enjoy the clips at the end of how they make it.

Beer wrote:

Marsh wrote:

Beer wrote:Anyone been watching Planet Earth II: Revenge of Attenborough?

Yes, I don't usually watch things like that but it's been superb

Morning, Sir.

Interesting game for your lot? Is it me, or has Grayson aged terribly?

Interesting is one way of putting it. Objectively I don't think they should have been sent off as it was just pushing and shoving, with nothing to the face, but it was moronic and indefensible. If they tore up both of their contracts I wouldn't be upset.

Sounded like quite the game Newcastle had as well? Not seen any of it myself though

Yeah he doesn't look great, apparently he's only 46? Managing North End is obviously a tough job

The image is so good now that it looks fake - if that makes sense

I like Charlie Brooker said "I've seen adverts for a place called Planet Earth 2 : I want to live there". One of my favourite jokes of the year. (May be a bit misquoted - I can't rrememebr what I had for breakfast)

Marshy!

Marsh wrote:

Beer wrote:

Marsh wrote:

Beer wrote:Anyone been watching Planet Earth II: Revenge of Attenborough?

Yes, I don't usually watch things like that but it's been superb

Morning, Sir.

Interesting game for your lot? Is it me, or has Grayson aged terribly?

Interesting is one way of putting it. Objectively I don't think they should have been sent off as it was just pushing and shoving, with nothing to the face, but it was moronic and indefensible. If they tore up both of their contracts I wouldn't be upset.

Sounded like quite the game Newcastle had as well? Not seen any of it myself though

Yeah he doesn't look great, apparently he's only 46? Managing North End is obviously a tough job

I was playing pool and missed it. Referee was shocking apparently.

We had it with Bowyer and Dyer, it's still classed as fighting either way.

I've just had a sausage and Hash brown roll and coffee, that's me set up for lunch

ED I'm a similar position to you at work now, with my manager leaving. Have things calmed down for you any yet?

My favourite bit of Planet Earth has been the giraffe basically steamrolling the lion in a 50/50 tackle

Grayson said he's never seen anything like it in 30 years of being in football, don't know how he's missed the Bowyer/Dyer and Le Saux / Batty incidents

To be fair, Grayson isn't exactly clued up is he? He's probably just surprised people still want to employ him.

Likewise, Marsh. There's a brilliant video of Ozzy Man Reviews doing commentary, have you seen it?

Yeah calmed down quite a bit now. New boss in place. Worst of the work over with. Plenty of kudos given so it wasn't all in vein.

Has it gone mental for you now then? You having to pick up tonnes?

Grayson's been brilliant for us. I don't think many could have done better from where we were when he took over

No, I've not mate, I'll have a look over dinner

Ants kicked the crabs ass, next week I'm waiting on the ants taking down a lion.

Next week is the city, so i fully expect them to take down a human.

Electric Demon wrote:Yeah calmed down quite a bit now. New boss in place. Worst of the work over with. Plenty of kudos given so it wasn't all in vein.

Has it gone mental for you now then? You having to pick up tonnes?

Yeah he left a couple of weeks ago, so the last 2 weeks have been mental busy, I think it's calming down a bit for me as well, just keep finding things that I thought had been done which haven't so that keeps adding to things

Beer wrote:Why does the bird from Clean Bandit insist on pretending she is attractive?

Cos she's a 9/10 easy

Olly, you'd have Susan Boyle down as a 8/10.

Did anyone see the video of the Australian bloke punching the kangaroo because it was choking his dog

Is that a euphemism?

That sounds some kinky sh1t right there.

https://youtu.be/0SqLuBxI4IQ

On weird crushes I'd put down Alice from Tattoo Fixers, as a rule of thumb I don't like women with tattoos, and she's not ginger, but I reckon she's filth.

Die Hard is the best Christmas film, then as Christmas related really then I choose The Santa Clause.

I don't really like women with tattoos either, but then I like Kat Von Dee.

I feel like it either has to be all out tattoos, or none. Not sporadic placement of butterflies here and there

Hero wrote:On weird crushes I'd put down Alice from Tattoo Fixers, as a rule of thumb I don't like women with tattoos, and she's not ginger, but I reckon she's filth.

Wasn't there another tattooed girl on that show as well

I've got random weird tattoos so can't really judge. I don't like that one Cheryl bad person has though

I'm talking about on women. Don't care about on men

This story has had me crying with laughter at my desk;

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-38205945

Beer wrote:Why does the bird from Clean Bandit insist on pretending she is attractive?

She's looks like one of them classy posh ladies that won't give up her p*ssy but will her arse cos purity and all that sh*t

My Mrs has a tramp stamp but that's it, she keeps thinking about getting something down her spine though.

Hero wrote:On weird crushes I'd put down Alice from Tattoo Fixers, as a rule of thumb I don't like women with tattoos, and she's not ginger, but I reckon she's filth.

Yep. Utter filth.

Hero wrote:My Mrs has a tramp stamp but that's it, she keeps thinking about getting something down her spine though.

I'm new here, so will resist the urge to comment on that.

What would you do if she came home with a full on Lesnar tattoo.

One like Lesnar
Not of Lesnar

I'd bet hes done more than comment on it.

That makes me feel sick and I wish I hadnt written it

Which is why I chose not to.

Dicey, how awesome was Baby Groot?

"A goat has head-butted a pensioner and jumped on cars after being refused entry to a County Antrim shop."

Its the "being refused entry" bit that gets me

There are so many funny lines in that article

Beer wrote:Which is why I chose not to.

Dicey, how awesome was Baby Groot?

He looks awesome in the new teaser trailer, the film is gonna be brilliant

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:"A goat has head-butted a pensioner and jumped on cars after being refused entry to a County Antrim shop."

Its the "being refused entry" bit that gets me

Typical Protestants not letting a good Catholic Goat into their shop

President Trump wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:"A goat has head-butted a pensioner and jumped on cars after being refused entry to a County Antrim shop."

Its the "being refused entry" bit that gets me

Typical Protestants not letting a good Catholic Goat into their shop  

Its like that gay cake all over again

Electric Demon wrote:What would you do if she came home with a full on Lesnar tattoo.

One like Lesnar
Not of Lesnar

Of Lesnar would be worse, bearing down on her from behind and having the beast staring back at me.

Hero wrote:

Electric Demon wrote:What would you do if she came home with a full on Lesnar tattoo.

One like Lesnar
Not of Lesnar

Of Lesnar would be worse, bearing down on her from behind and having the beast staring back at me.

Intimidating

Electric Demon wrote:

Hero wrote:

Electric Demon wrote:What would you do if she came home with a full on Lesnar tattoo.

One like Lesnar
Not of Lesnar

Of Lesnar would be worse, bearing down on her from behind and having the beast staring back at me.

Intimidating

I'm sure she's not that bad to look at when she turns around

Fernando wrote:

Electric Demon wrote:

Hero wrote:

Electric Demon wrote:What would you do if she came home with a full on Lesnar tattoo.

One like Lesnar
Not of Lesnar

Of Lesnar would be worse, bearing down on her from behind and having the beast staring back at me.

Intimidating

I'm sure she's not that bad to look at when she turns around

I set em up, you knock em right back

Hero wrote:

Electric Demon wrote:What would you do if she came home with a full on Lesnar tattoo.

One like Lesnar
Not of Lesnar

Of Lesnar would be worse, bearing down on her from behind and having the beast staring back at me.

Tell her to get my face tattooed on her back, something for bothy of you to enjoy

If money was no object I'd end up looking like some tattoo artists' canvas, as it is I've only been able to afford three tats. Every time I see a decent design I immediately wonder why god hates me.

President Trump wrote:

Hero wrote:

Electric Demon wrote:What would you do if she came home with a full on Lesnar tattoo.

One like Lesnar
Not of Lesnar

Of Lesnar would be worse, bearing down on her from behind and having the beast staring back at me.

Tell her to get my face tattooed on her back, something for bothy of you to enjoy

I wouldn't even last as long as a Braun Strowman match.

gratuitous

Just about have all my wife's xmas gifts, shopping for women is hard

That's good going - well done. Anything nice?

I haven't started yet. Finished off my daughter's but no-one else's

We have everyones now thank Jeebus

I got her bits and pieces but i'm gonna get her Driving lessons for after Xmas