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No. 1 - If Bam wasn't a spreadsheet nerd what would he be?
A powerpoint nerd. Either that, or the fourth member of Trebs' nonce squad.

No.2 - How has your squad suffered or gained with the new update?
I'll be frank, I have no idea. Numbers don't mean much, else Hero's team would be doing much better than it has been.

No.3 - Do you think we need to increase in-league trading as it seems foreign heavy?
No - I've done more domestic deals than any manager.

No.3.5 - If Yes how would you do it, If no you can f**k off you moomin
I used to have nightmares about the Moomins. Weird looking, talking without a mouth, big fat eyes I want to stab, weird henchman thing. Ugh.

No. 4 - Would you rather Liverpool won the league but could never talk about it or Man City but they turn into the most obnoxious fans in the country (Liverpool fans)?Liverpool win the league but never talk about it? They carry on like they're the best team in the country now, but they haven't won the league in 29 years

City win, definitely. Nothing more fun than seeing bitter fans dejected and acting out.

No. 5 - With the Royal Rumble coming up who would win one with your team
I have no idea what this question is asking, but whoever has Akinfenwa is winning any MCL royal rumble.

No. 6 - If you were Man Utd would you stick with OGS?
No. Bring in a new manager, then sub him on 75mins every game and bring Solskjaer on.

No.7 - Any Advice/Mind Games for your opponent this week?
Nonce Squad - tell your boys to stop grabbing my lads, Vinnie Jones style. We'll tell our mummies if you don't.

Nando - I want you to win. I played my reserves in the last round and coasted. I'll play my worst players again this week, so don't sod this up.

No. 8 - If you were stuck on top of the Eiffel Tower and had to jump off what would you choose to land on (No safety equipment allowed)
The safety platform 3 feet below the top. Then I'd murder whoever was responsible by throwing them off themselves. Then I'd take the lift down, admire my handy work, and hand myself in for questioning. Self-defence your honour.

No. 9 - Much like Marcelo Bielsa, Oliver was caught spying.....on his sister in the shower, Which Sister was it?
His Mum.

If Bam wasn't a spreadsheet nerd what would he be?

Doing his real job more rather than spending all his time on here

No.2 - How has your squad suffered or gained with the new update?

No gains on FIFA, a few with slightly lower stats. TM wise, very little change.  Biggest loss was Marvin Emnes being removed from the game. He was one of my draft purchases at the start and has been getting the highest match ratings of anyone, so he is a loss, no doubt.

No.3 - Do you think we need to increase in-league trading as it seems foreign heavy?

It always is foreign heavy. People can get better value in the foreigns. Managers will need to replace if they sell domestically and will want to get a better player, so naturally will need to charge more to make it worth their while.

No.3.5 - If Yes how would you do it, If no you can f**k off you moomin

No idea. If there was some easy answer, then we would have done it by now.

No. 4 - Would you rather Liverpool won the league but could never talk about it or Man City but they turn into the most obnoxious fans in the country (Liverpool fans)?

The only reason I dread Liverpool winning the league is how we will hear it constantly, so if they could never talk about it, then I'd go for that

No. 5 - With the Royal Rumble coming up who would win one with your team

What. Is that some kind of party organised by the Queen and Prince Philip. If its fighting, then whoever has 100 duck sized horses

No. 6 - If you were Man Utd would you stick with OGS?

Definitely. Their squad is full of quality, but too many egos. In SAF's day, if a player appeared to be getting too big for their boots, and "bigger than the club", he moved them on. Now, their players have too much power. Changing manager isn't going to change that, so stick with the guy who's won every game.

No.7 -  Any Advice/Mind Games for your opponent this week?

Submit your tactics and you'll do much better.

No. 8 - If you were stuck on top of the Eiffel Tower and had to jump off what would you choose to land on (No safety equipment allowed)

A giant Chocolate cake. It would cushion the fall and then I would eat my way out.

No. 9 - Much like Marcelo Bielsa, Oliver was caught spying.....on his sister in the shower, Which Sister was it?

Sister Mary, the 100 year old Nun who used to teach him at his "Special" School
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No. 1 - If Bam wasn't a spreadsheet nerd what would he be?

Busy banging your mrs

No.2 - How has your squad suffered or gained with the new update?

I haven't looked at ratings, but I got Greenwood and Saka added into FIFA so I'm happy

No.3 - Do you think we need to increase in-league trading as it seems foreign heavy?

Meh, there's been a decent amount of deals, but most people are definitely trying to build through foreigns. Personally I don't know 3/4 of the players in the league, and the ones I do know are those that people will want to keep hold of in the hope of TM rises which makes it difficult

No.3.5 - If Yes how would you do it, If no you can f**k off you moomin

I'd give myself power to cherry pick players at will from every team in the league to add to my squad, then give them back a player of my choosing from my squad. Would increase the deals exponentially

No. 4 - Would you rather Liverpool won the league but could never talk about it or Man City but they turn into the most obnoxious fans in the country (Liverpool fans)?

City fans being obnoxious is fine, they're still a 2 bit petrodollar chew toy. Liverpool fans must never be allowed to experience a league victory, even if they have to keep quiet about it

No. 5 - With the Royal Rumble coming up who would win one with your team

95% of my team are wimps, but I'd back my big black centre backs to go toe to toe with anyone

No. 6 - If you were Man Utd would you stick with OGS?

Scrapping the first semblance of long term thinking since Fergie (sacking Maureen and targeting Poch) after 7 games against dross would be very Ed Woodward, but I wouldn't do it

No.7 - Any Advice/Mind Games for your opponent this week?

Who is my opponent? I'd tell them to clear their hard drive ahead of the knock on the door, the bloody nonce

No. 8 - If you were stuck on top of the Eiffel Tower and had to jump off what would you choose to land on (No safety equipment allowed)

A swimming pool full of jelly

No. 9 - Much like Marcelo Bielsa, Oliver was caught spying.....on his sister in the shower, Which Sister was it?

The one he sometimes calls Mum

No. 1 - If Bam wasn't a spreadsheet nerd what would he be?
Better in bed.

No.2 - How has your squad suffered or gained with the new update?
I made marginal increases, not enough to write home about though.

No.3 - Do you think we need to increase in-league trading as it seems foreign heavy?
Nah, it's gonna be foreign heavy whatever we do, the value for money is in foreigns.

No.3.5 - If Yes how would you do it, If no you can f**k off you moomin
Even though I said no, if we had to then I'd raise the prices of foreigns using a different system to TM, making domestic deals better value.

No. 4 - Would you rather Liverpool won the league but could never talk about it or Man City but they turn into the most obnoxious fans in the country (Liverpool fans)?
City. Even if Liverpool could never talk about it, we'd still know about it and feel dirty.

No. 5 - With the Royal Rumble coming up who would win one with your team
Uche Ikpeazu. He's big, he's black, he's coming to attack.

No. 6 - If you were Man Utd would you stick with OGS?
I would. He knows the club, he seems to be getting the best out of Pogba, and I'd imagine would also be millions cheaper than bringing in someone "big name" who probably wouldn't even do as good a job. They missed the boat on Pep and Klopp, no point throwing money at Zidane for no reason.

No.7 - Any Advice/Mind Games for your opponent this week?
Yes. Please tell me who you are, because I'm yet to look at the fixture list, nor will I until I do tactics.

No. 8 - If you were stuck on top of the Eiffel Tower and had to jump off what would you choose to land on (No safety equipment allowed)
Diane Abbott.

No. 9 - Much like Marcelo Bielsa, Oliver was caught spying.....on his sister in the shower, Which Sister was it?
Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit

No. 1 - If Bam wasn't a spreadsheet nerd what would he be?
Clearly not smart enough to stop Nando doing the presser, so probably a cleaner
No.2 - How has your squad suffered or gained with the new update?
I don’t know yet, I don’t trust Hero not to update again so I’m not looking
No.3 - Do you think we need to increase in-league trading as it seems foreign heavy?
How would you? There’s very little to gain
No. 4 - Would you rather Liverpool won the league but could never talk about it or Man City but they turn into the most obnoxious fans in the country (Liverpool fans)?
The former. I don’t need more Liverpool-like fans making noise
No. 5 - With the Royal Rumble coming up who would win one with your team
The Big Show
No. 6 - If you were Man Utd would you stick with OGS?
No - babysitting isn’t parenting
No.7 -  Any Advice/Mind Games for your opponent this week?
I am really jetlagged so won’t be doing anything special
No. 8 - If you were stuck on top of the Eiffel Tower and had to jump off what would you choose to land on (No safety equipment allowed)
Depends how much Olly is eating lately, but probably still Nando. Or the pile of commas missing from these questions.
No. 9 - Much like Marcelo Bielsa, Oliver was caught spying.....on his sister in the shower, Which Sister was it?
Sledge?

No. 1 - If Bam wasn't a spreadsheet nerd what would he be?
Cooler

No.2 - How has your squad suffered or gained with the new update?
Most of my youngsters improved although still some way off becoming first team regulars

No.3 - Do you think we need to increase in-league trading as it seems foreign heavy?
I've negotiated a fair few deals although the value undoubtedly lies in the foreign market, imagine most domestics will be cash deals for those looking to raise funds

No.3.5 - If Yes how would you do it, If no you can f**k off you moomin
Make domestic signings injury free, people may be more inclined to strike a deal for an injured player if he is free to play once he moves teams.

No. 4 - Would you rather Liverpool won the league but could never talk about it or Man City but they turn into the most obnoxious fans in the country (Liverpool fans)?
Liverpool win the league and we can talk about it every single day

No. 5 - With the Royal Rumble coming up who would win one with your team
We've just signed a lad from the Guadalajara cartel who used to be a hitman for Miguel Angel Felix Gallardo, a natural born killer.

No. 6 - If you were Man Utd would you stick with OGS?
Yes although they're doing well so I hope they don't

No.7 -  Any Advice/Mind Games for your opponent this week?
Biesla hooked us up with his top scout who's been watching your training sessions all week, we're not impressed.

No. 8 - If you were stuck on top of the Eiffel Tower and had to jump off what would you choose to land on (No safety equipment allowed)
the Eiffel Tower

No. 9 - Much like Marcelo Bielsa, Oliver was caught spying.....on his sister in the shower, Which Sister was it?
Mary?

No. 1 - If Bam wasn't a spreadsheet nerd what would he be?

Just a nerd. But then aren't we all?!

No.2 - How has your squad suffered or gained with the new update?

Not really; it suffers more from an inept manager.

No.3 - Do you think we need to increase in-league trading as it seems foreign heavy?

I think this will change as options will get less and less. We all started with teams that we wanted most of the players to be got rid of.

No.3.5 - If Yes how would you do it, If no you can f**k off you moomin

Doesn't need anything done

No. 4 - Would you rather Liverpool won the league but could never talk about it or Man City but they turn into the most obnoxious fans in the country (Liverpool fans)?

Man City fans would never turn into Liverpool ones.....that is an uber level of obnoxiousness. I would only want Liverpool to win because of Kloop

No. 5 - With the Royal Rumble coming up who would win one with your team

Aliendro as he would win anything - basically trying to appease him so he stays at Cheltenham!

No. 6 - If you were Man Utd would you stick with OGS?

Yes - their previous appointments have done FA

No.7 -  Any Advice/Mind Games for your opponent this week?

I am going to lose so not point trying in your tactics

No. 8 - If you were stuck on top of the Eiffel Tower and had to jump off what would you choose to land on (No safety equipment allowed)

A plane

No. 9 - Much like Marcelo Bielsa, Oliver was caught spying.....on his sister in the shower, Which Sister was it?

His aunt

No. 1 - If Bam wasn't a spreadsheet nerd what would he be?
Bam has the potential to be whatever he wants to be. If he tries hard and believes in himself he could land himself a job at Trebs sex emporium with Viva and Nick if that is what floats monsieur bams boat.

No.2 - How has your squad suffered or gained with the new update?
Haven't really looked yet. I'll check properly eos.

No.3 - Do you think we need to increase in-league trading as it seems foreign heavy?
Of course! No one has made any offers for my players ffs it's as if my players have been infected with HIV, AIDS, EBOLA and CHLAMYDIA and the rest of the managers are too afraid to approach them. It's 2019 guys stop being so bigoted towards my players!

No.3.5 - If Yes how would you do it, If no you can f**k off you moomin
I like the idea someone said above about injuries being nulled if they are transfered in a domestic deal.

No. 4 - Would you rather Liverpool won the league but could never talk about it or Man City but they turn into the most obnoxious fans in the country (Liverpool fans)?
As Sun Tzu once famously said "There are many evils in the world. But if you must choose between two, choose the one who will let victory get to their heads and show arrogance towards other nations. This will cause all the smaller nations to rise up together to fight against the tyrant nation and thus true order will be restored in the world"

No. 5 - With the Royal Rumble coming up who would win one with your team
Diego Lainez. I researched him and found out he's a close relative of Rey Mysterio

No. 6 - If you were Man Utd would you stick with OGS?
Yeah defo. He's done a great job so far and he has the respect of the players unlike the previous manager.

No.7 - Any Advice/Mind Games for your opponent this week?
Good luck

No. 8 - If you were stuck on top of the Eiffel Tower and had to jump off what would you choose to land on (No safety equipment allowed)
A bouncy castle would be my preferred option followed by a hot pile of lava.

No. 9 - Much like Marcelo Bielsa, Oliver was caught spying.....on his sister in the shower, Which Sister was it?
I know this one! It was Big Bertha!

1 A full time nonce

2 I'm part of the coaching staff so not too sure.

3 Yes buy British.

3.5 Brexit

4 Man City

5 Wrestling is for geeks.

6 Yes give it to Ole.

7 I was planning on using some extreme mind games but then I realised we're playing Azzys dossers.

8 Anne Hathaway

9 The one that looks like Azzy.

1. A pillar of the community
2. Mainly gains but nothing particularly exciting, no-one going over the 70 mark etc
3. Generally have no interest in in league trades unless they’ve snaffled someone from foreigns I wanted. Players that started in League 2 are there for a reason, they’re crap.
4. Never want Liverpool to win anything ever.
5. Pretty much all my team is under 5ft 6. Derrick Jones is about my only tank. Angel Gomes would be the Kofi Kingston of my squad and do some awesome trick to stay in the Rumble.
6. 8 games, 8 wins. Yes I’d stick with him, he knows the ethos of the club and he loves it rather than get someone in that’s there for their resume.
7. Just put out a semi decent team and you’ll knock a few past me.
8. Gemma Collins, as she'd be on the floor and make a good cushion.
9. Of Mercy.

Hero wrote:6. 8 games, 8 wins. Yes I’d stick with him, he knows the ethos of the club and he loves it rather than get someone in that’s there for their resume.

I love KFC, can I be their CEO? I could eat 8 bargain buckets in a row easy.