Week 10 Press Conference

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Mon 04 Feb 2019, 9:02 am

1. You’ve had a week off, where did you take the lads for a training retreat?

2. Wolves cut through the Toffees this weekend. Which team’s nickname would be the best as an actual group of footballers? For example, Wolves have legs and toffee is a slab of sugary mess, so clearly wolves would win.

3. Which Premier League player would be the best stand up comedian?

4. What could the league include as a weekly competition to add a layer of interest? Would a weekly quiz with £100k reward be banterful fun?

5. The Super Bowl was this weekend: rename it in an equally stupid but also realistic way. Legendary Plate, for example.

6. Why is Scottish football so bad?

7. What is the best bread?

8. BBC Sport and Friends recreated the famous Oscar photo (examples shown below): which is the Spacey of the group?
Week 10 Press Conference ObdOJwU

9. The Ted Bundy documentary has been a big hit for Netflix recently; which Premier League player seems the most like a serial killer?

10. What media scandal could you be embroiled in that has an impact on your job and bring your club into disrepute?

by **Afro** Mon 04 Feb 2019, 10:03 am

1. You’ve had a week off, where did you take the lads for a training retreat?

Well we are based in sunny Morecambe, so it was always going to be hard to find somewhere that felt like a treat. I have noticed the energy levels flagging and the performance dropping late on in games recently, so I took the opportunity to try and boost fitness with a SAS style training camp on the Brecon Beacons. A couple haven't made it back yet, so might not have been the best idea.

2. Wolves cut through the Toffees this weekend. Which team’s nickname would be the best as an actual group of footballers? For example, Wolves have legs and toffee is a slab of sugary mess, so clearly wolves would win.

I think you have hit the nail on the head for Everton as we look dire at defending, and they do say "couldn't defend for Toffee". Most appropriate for a football team would have to be The Shots (Aldershot). My personal favourites are Hartlepool (Money Hangers) and Fleetwood (Cod Army)

3. Which Premier League player would be the best stand up comedian?

Based on his defending at the weekend, Seamus Coleman.

4. What could the league include as a weekly competition to add a layer of interest? Would a weekly quiz with £100k reward be banterful fun?

We did start to do a weekly prediction league, or the quiz idea. Or you could have a bookmakers, where you can stake all or part of your PC bonus on a match for that week to try and boost your budget.

5. The Super Bowl was this weekend: rename it in an equally stupid but also realistic way. Legendary Plate, for example.

The Super Bore, given the borefest of New England managed to win the worst Super Bowl in living memory.

6. Why is Scottish football so bad?

Because the vast majority of the revenues coming into the league go to two teams, and there is not enough interest, from outside of Scotland, for anyone other than Rangers and Celtic, so they can't generate the TV revenues.

7. What is the best bread?

Freshly baked Tiger Bread

8. BBC Sport and Friends recreated the famous Oscar photo (examples shown below): which is the Spacey of the group?

Is that David Brailsford at the front? He always looks dodgy with his glasses too big for his faces. Not sure who the two between Moyesie and Martinez are. Obvious answer is Vernon Kaye

9. The Ted Bundy documentary has been a big hit for Netflix recently; which Premier League player seems the most like a serial killer?

Hector Bellerin's current look is a bit sinister to me, so on appearances it would be him. On pure personality, Dejan Lovren.

10. What media scandal could you be embroiled in that has an impact on your job and bring your club into disrepute?

Probably the phone tapping scandal. If it got out what I was really saying about people..... Whistle

by Marky Mon 04 Feb 2019, 10:38 am

1. You’ve had a week off, where did you take the lads for a training retreat?
They came to Aldi with the Mrs and I, to help carry the shopping in.

2. Wolves cut through the Toffees this weekend. Which team’s nickname would be the best as an actual group of footballers? For example, Wolves have legs and toffee is a slab of sugary mess, so clearly wolves would win.
Anyone with a bird based nickname would struggle to play association soccer. Ruling out your Brightons, your Palaces and your Norwiches. AFC Wimbledon might be okay, as Wombles, despite being fictional creatures, are of human size and able to kick a football.

3. Which Premier League player would be the best stand up comedian?
I reckon David Luiz would be good. He never takes anything seriously. Including defending.

4. What could the league include as a weekly competition to add a layer of interest? Would a weekly quiz with £100k reward be banterful fun?
Only the person who wins would think it was a good idea. I think we should do something basic and easy (like your mum ) like a guess how many goals will be scored that weekend across the four English leagues, closest one wins.

5. The Super Bowl was this weekend: rename it in an equally stupid but also realistic way. Legendary Plate, for example.
The Legendary Plate. Happy Love Day!

6. Why is Scottish football so bad?
I don't think it's that bad. Lack of competition for Celtic made it weak, but Gerrard is doing well at Rangers, Kilmarnock won't stay the pace but them and Aberdeen are at least still in touch at the top. It's probably equivalent to League One in England, across the board. But when players leave Scotland to join League Two or Non League sides while getting a pay rise, it's not ideal.

7. What is the best bread?
Crusty, white, fresh loaf. I don't care what bleach goes into it. As long as there's bacon.

8. BBC Sport and Friends recreated the famous Oscar photo (examples shown below): which is the Spacey of the group?
Week 10 Press Conference ObdOJwU

Is that Vernon Kaye? If so, him. Although Bobby Martinez looks a little noncey these days. I think it's the Belgians corrupting him.

9. The Ted Bundy documentary has been a big hit for Netflix recently; which Premier League player seems the most like a serial killer?
In terms of how they look, Adam Lallana. Big secret to hide. Settled in Southampton, all of a sudden moves to Liverpool. Seems suspicious to me.

10. What media scandal could you be embroiled in that has an impact on your job and bring your club into disrepute?
Probably betting illegally. Something like man sausage fighting.

by **Afro** Mon 04 Feb 2019, 10:51 am

I love the profanity filter sometimes

by Marky Mon 04 Feb 2019, 11:10 am

Afro wrote:I love the profanity filter sometimes

What filter? I stand by my comments Whistle

by **Afro** Mon 04 Feb 2019, 11:17 am

I assumed it had corrected the word fiddling to fighting?

by Marky Mon 04 Feb 2019, 11:28 am

Afro wrote:I assumed it had corrected the word fiddling to fighting?

by Azzy Mon 04 Feb 2019, 12:01 pm

1. You’ve had a week off, where did you take the lads for a training retreat?
My lads didn't fancy getting in a plane, so we took the National Express to Doncaster and had a few days at the Premier Inn.

2. Wolves cut through the Toffees this weekend. Which team’s nickname would be the best as an actual group of footballers? For example, Wolves have legs and toffee is a slab of sugary mess, so clearly wolves would win.
West Ham's is the most appropriate - their players certainly 'ham up' their play with their dives and playacting.

3. Which Premier League player would be the best stand up comedian?
James Milner. That guy knows comedy.

4. What could the league include as a weekly competition to add a layer of interest? Would a weekly quiz with £100k reward be banterful fun?
No. If people can't even be bothered to play sheep, the Azzrentice or - God forbid - Mafia, for free, then we can't be rewarding them for attendance. People should be here for the love of the game, and for the Azzrentice.

5. The Super Bowl was this weekend: rename it in an equally stupid but also realistic way. Legendary Plate, for example.
Crappy Bullcrap Trophy For Fat Has-Been Wannabe Rugby Players Who Eat Crap And Look Like Crap

6. Why is Scottish football so bad?
Because most players are Scottish, and they're better at running away from invaders than getting stuck in.

7. What is the best bread?
Tiger bread.

8. BBC Sport and Friends recreated the famous Oscar photo (examples shown below): which is the Spacey of the group?
Gareth Southgate. The guy wears a waistcoat for Christ's sake.

9. The Ted Bundy documentary has been a big hit for Netflix recently; which Premier League player seems the most like a serial killer?
Eden Hazard. He looks nice and committed, but you just know he's behind every Chelsea revolt against every manager they've ever had.

10. What media scandal could you be embroiled in that has an impact on your job and bring your club into disrepute?
Stationery theft. Who hasn't?

by TwisT Mon 04 Feb 2019, 1:01 pm

1. You’ve had a week off, where did you take the lads for a training retreat?

Dover. Closest my team will get to any trip abroad

2. Wolves cut through the Toffees this weekend. Which team’s nickname would be the best as an actual group of footballers? For example, Wolves have legs and toffee is a slab of sugary mess, so clearly wolves would win.

Not really up on nicknames. Shef Utd with the blades looks tasty though

3. Which Premier League player would be the best stand up comedian?

Pogba

4. What could the league include as a weekly competition to add a layer of interest? Would a weekly quiz with £100k reward be banterful fun?

Yeah I would go with that. 100k won't be a lot come the end of the season. How about best performance in games of the week though - might entice everyone to watch every game. get 50k for doing it, and 100k if your player is picked as the overall winner.

5. The Super Bowl was this weekend: rename it in an equally stupid but also realistic way. Legendary Plate, for example.

The Universal Spatulas

6. Why is Scottish football so bad?

As a fan of a National League team, it can never be that bad. But I think it is the case of egos thinking the SPL is on par with the EPL so they don't look to improve themselves

7. What is the best bread?

Bloomer

8. BBC Sport and Friends recreated the famous Oscar photo (examples shown below): which is the Spacey of the group?
Week 10 Press Conference ObdOJwU

Defo Vernon

9. The Ted Bundy documentary has been a big hit for Netflix recently; which Premier League player seems the most like a serial killer?

Pogba. Good material for his stand up career

10. What media scandal could you be embroiled in that has an impact on your job and bring your club into disrepute?

Already happened! Well not with me directly, but players coming out and saying they haven't been paid, their medical insurance hasn't been kept up to date and their contribution to a work place pension hasn't been submitted to the HMRC is a big scandal

by Trebs Mon 04 Feb 2019, 1:50 pm

1. You’ve had a week off, where did you take the lads for a training retreat?

The lads think it's a week off? Not in my club. Myself, Nick, and Viva have joined in with training and got the players working extremely hard. Nick in particular was really something in training, looking like David Villa upfront.

2. Wolves cut through the Toffees this weekend. Which team’s nickname would be the best as an actual group of footballers? For example, Wolves have legs and toffee is a slab of sugary mess, so clearly wolves would win.

Wolves is a good shout. The Derby Rams would be pretty handy to be fair. Maybe we should have more nicknames in football, like the Hull Tigers, the Manchester Devils, Cardiff Dragons. I'm sure we could all get on board with that.

3. Which Premier League player would be the best stand up comedian?

Patrice Evra if we're allowed former players, that guy is just banter. Looking at the current players in the league, what about Charlie Austin as one of those whiny sort of comedians?

Having said that, it's got to be Peter Crouch right? Him and James Milner as a double act, with James as the straight man.

4. What could the league include as a weekly competition to add a layer of interest? Would a weekly quiz with £100k reward be banterful fun?

We need to have a side game like sheep or apprentice. Although once I did a player getting blurred out and people needed to guess who it was.

Azzrentice is 100% the way forward.

5. The Super Bowl was this weekend: rename it in an equally stupid but also realistic way. Legendary Plate, for example.

I refuse to answer any questions about this sport.

6. Why is Scottish football so bad?

If you're comparing to the Premier League, then yeah, it's a joke. But it's not that bad to be fair, when you compare Scotland to similar sized nations. The Scandinavian, Swiss and Croatian leagues are probably fairer comparisons,

7. What is the best bread?

Foccacia, Ciabatta or any home-made bread really. It's got to be still warm though and fresh.

8. BBC Sport and Friends recreated the famous Oscar photo (examples shown below): which is the Spacey of the group?

Can't access the image unfortunately. So what I can say is that me, Nick and Viva are organising meeting up with Akinfenwa and a few of his mates to do our own version. I'm not the Spacey though...

9. The Ted Bundy documentary has been a big hit for Netflix recently; which Premier League player seems the most like a serial killer?

Does it have to be a player? What about Unai Emery, or Maurizio Sarri? Marcos Alonso is quite clearly the answer though.

10. What media scandal could you be embroiled in that has an impact on your job and bring your club into disrepute?

It'll be making one too many complaints about the

greatness of this league is, and how FIFA has reinvigorated managers' interest:

by Take a boo Mon 04 Feb 2019, 2:16 pm

1. You’ve had a week off, where did you take the lads for a training retreat?
We went to this little place in the States. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina

2. Wolves cut through the Toffees this weekend. Which team’s nickname would be the best as an actual group of footballers? For example, Wolves have legs and toffee is a slab of sugary mess, so clearly wolves would win.
Bristol Rovers aka the Pirates. They also have a nice welcoming sign for opposition supporters which reads 'You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don’t you go back to your home on lady of loose morals Island.'

3. Which Premier League player would be the best stand up comedian?
Benjamin Mendy, according to rumours he has a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo.

4. What could the league include as a weekly competition to add a layer of interest? Would a weekly quiz with £100k reward be banterful fun?
To be honest I'm above extra rewards, I mean I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

5. The Super Bowl was this weekend: rename it in an equally stupid but also realistic way. Legendary Plate, for example.
I love lamp.

6. Why is Scottish football so bad?
Scottish football is terrible, Scotch on the other hand is superb. I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.

7. What is the best bread?
You know I don't speak Spanish.

8. BBC Sport and Friends recreated the famous Oscar photo (examples shown below): which is the Spacey of the group?
According to research its the guy wearing the hat. They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

9. The Ted Bundy documentary has been a big hit for Netflix recently; which Premier League player seems the most like a serial killer?
Mesut Ozil, especially after recently being spotted on the streets shouting I'm in a glass case of emotion.

10. What media scandal could you be embroiled in that has an impact on your job and bring your club into disrepute?
Taking the owners daughter, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and NEVER calling her again.

by Renege Mon 04 Feb 2019, 2:43 pm

1. We stayed at Mansfield and used the bad weather as an excuse to do absolutely nothing.

2. The Eagles, route one at its finest straight over the top. Might be a few burst balls but their wingspan would be ideal for goalkeeping too.

3. If only Jimmy Bullard was still playing. David Luiz probably looks like the biggest joker.

4. I don’t think any more cash is needed but can’t go wrong with an incentive to get folk involved.

5. Drawn out stoppage plate

6. Money. Depends what you compare it to though, obv the top half Prem teams are now a lot better than any in Scotland. Gap is only increasing. We also have a bigger gap in quality between top and bottom team who are probably league two standard at best. Then you see old firm rejects tearing up the Championship (Pukki and Waghorn best examples currently).

Still far more entertaining than the prem where theres no connection between teams and fans. We got over 40,000 every week to watch our team play a bunch of electricians, plumbers etc for years..... I got into that too much Laugh

7. Fresh tiger bread. Also loving cinnamon and raisin bagels just now.

8. Whoever the guy wearing the baseball cap is. I mean there’s only one situation it should be acceptable to wear, he’s not using it to block sunlight so he’s got something to hide.

9. Nemanja Matic. Shifty looking bugger.

10. A stag do scandal with strippers

by Marky Mon 04 Feb 2019, 3:06 pm

Take a boo wrote:1. You’ve had a week off, where did you take the lads for a training retreat?
We went to this little place in the States. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina

2. Wolves cut through the Toffees this weekend. Which team’s nickname would be the best as an actual group of footballers? For example, Wolves have legs and toffee is a slab of sugary mess, so clearly wolves would win.
Bristol Rovers aka the Pirates. They also have a nice welcoming sign for opposition supporters which reads 'You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don’t you go back to your home on lady of loose morals Island.'

3. Which Premier League player would be the best stand up comedian?
Benjamin Mendy, according to rumours he has a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo.

4. What could the league include as a weekly competition to add a layer of interest? Would a weekly quiz with £100k reward be banterful fun?
To be honest I'm above extra rewards, I mean I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

5. The Super Bowl was this weekend: rename it in an equally stupid but also realistic way. Legendary Plate, for example.
I love lamp.

6. Why is Scottish football so bad?
Scottish football is terrible, Scotch on the other hand is superb. I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.

7. What is the best bread?
You know I don't speak Spanish.

8. BBC Sport and Friends recreated the famous Oscar photo (examples shown below): which is the Spacey of the group?
According to research its the guy wearing the hat. They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

9. The Ted Bundy documentary has been a big hit for Netflix recently; which Premier League player seems the most like a serial killer?
Mesut Ozil, especially after recently being spotted on the streets shouting I'm in a glass case of emotion.

10. What media scandal could you be embroiled in that has an impact on your job and bring your club into disrepute?
Taking the owners daughter, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and NEVER calling her again.

Bravo sir.

by Renege Mon 04 Feb 2019, 3:21 pm

Marky wrote:
Take a boo wrote:1. You’ve had a week off, where did you take the lads for a training retreat?
We went to this little place in the States. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina

2. Wolves cut through the Toffees this weekend. Which team’s nickname would be the best as an actual group of footballers? For example, Wolves have legs and toffee is a slab of sugary mess, so clearly wolves would win.
Bristol Rovers aka the Pirates. They also have a nice welcoming sign for opposition supporters which reads 'You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don’t you go back to your home on lady of loose morals Island.'

3. Which Premier League player would be the best stand up comedian?
Benjamin Mendy, according to rumours he has a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo.

4. What could the league include as a weekly competition to add a layer of interest? Would a weekly quiz with £100k reward be banterful fun?
To be honest I'm above extra rewards, I mean I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

5. The Super Bowl was this weekend: rename it in an equally stupid but also realistic way. Legendary Plate, for example.
I love lamp.

6. Why is Scottish football so bad?
Scottish football is terrible, Scotch on the other hand is superb. I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.

7. What is the best bread?
You know I don't speak Spanish.

8. BBC Sport and Friends recreated the famous Oscar photo (examples shown below): which is the Spacey of the group?
According to research its the guy wearing the hat. They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

9. The Ted Bundy documentary has been a big hit for Netflix recently; which Premier League player seems the most like a serial killer?
Mesut Ozil, especially after recently being spotted on the streets shouting I'm in a glass case of emotion.

10. What media scandal could you be embroiled in that has an impact on your job and bring your club into disrepute?
Taking the owners daughter, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and NEVER calling her again.

Bravo sir.

I want to watch this now

by **Afro** Mon 04 Feb 2019, 3:29 pm

Renege wrote:
Marky wrote:
Take a boo wrote:1. You’ve had a week off, where did you take the lads for a training retreat?
We went to this little place in the States. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina

2. Wolves cut through the Toffees this weekend. Which team’s nickname would be the best as an actual group of footballers? For example, Wolves have legs and toffee is a slab of sugary mess, so clearly wolves would win.
Bristol Rovers aka the Pirates. They also have a nice welcoming sign for opposition supporters which reads 'You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don’t you go back to your home on lady of loose morals Island.'

3. Which Premier League player would be the best stand up comedian?
Benjamin Mendy, according to rumours he has a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo.

4. What could the league include as a weekly competition to add a layer of interest? Would a weekly quiz with £100k reward be banterful fun?
To be honest I'm above extra rewards, I mean I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

5. The Super Bowl was this weekend: rename it in an equally stupid but also realistic way. Legendary Plate, for example.
I love lamp.

6. Why is Scottish football so bad?
Scottish football is terrible, Scotch on the other hand is superb. I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.

7. What is the best bread?
You know I don't speak Spanish.

8. BBC Sport and Friends recreated the famous Oscar photo (examples shown below): which is the Spacey of the group?
According to research its the guy wearing the hat. They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

9. The Ted Bundy documentary has been a big hit for Netflix recently; which Premier League player seems the most like a serial killer?
Mesut Ozil, especially after recently being spotted on the streets shouting I'm in a glass case of emotion.

10. What media scandal could you be embroiled in that has an impact on your job and bring your club into disrepute?
Taking the owners daughter, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and NEVER calling her again.

Bravo sir.

I want to watch this now

That was my first thought too. The missus is out tonight, so I could watch Anchorman or the Liverpool game

by Azzy Mon 04 Feb 2019, 3:43 pm

That escalated quickly.

by Fluxy Mon 04 Feb 2019, 4:29 pm

1. You’ve had a week off, where did you take the lads for a training retreat?
Cumbria is lovely this time of year, so we just sat in the local Wetherspoons and all had breakfast. It's all the budget could afford this time of the season.

2. Wolves cut through the Toffees this weekend. Which team’s nickname would be the best as an actual group of footballers? For example, Wolves have legs and toffee is a slab of sugary mess, so clearly wolves would win.
The Tractor Boys - they'd be better than parking a bus for me. Or the Tangerines, have so much fake tan that they would blind the opposition.

3. Which Premier League player would be the best stand up comedian?
James Milner - hands down

4. What could the league include as a weekly competition to add a layer of interest? Would a weekly quiz with £100k reward be banterful fun?
Some of the other suggestions of sheep or Azzrentice would be fine. Maybe even something where everyone picks a team of the week, those that bother to put a side in and then manage to get players into a collated team could receive say £10k per a player named.

5. The Super Bowl was this weekend: rename it in an equally stupid but also realistic way. Legendary Plate, for example.
"Sunday Sunday Sunday!"

6. Why is Scottish football so bad?
It is quite competitive, just the football is dross. Perhaps they should look at a winter break. Although it won't really improve the football.

7. What is the best bread?
Focaccia

8. BBC Sport and Friends recreated the famous Oscar photo (examples shown below): which is the Spacey of the group?

Enlarge this image

The one in the cap looks dodgy.

9. The Ted Bundy documentary has been a big hit for Netflix recently; which Premier League player seems the most like a serial killer?
Definitely Phil Jones

10. What media scandal could you be embroiled in that has an impact on your job and bring your club into disrepute?
Cash for Honours

by Marky Mon 04 Feb 2019, 4:50 pm

Afro wrote:That was my first thought too. The missus is out tonight, so I could watch Anchorman or the Liverpool game

We'll all be watching the Liverpool game, right up until Liverpool go two goals ahead. Then it's a dead game.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 05 Feb 2019, 12:46 am

IRONS

by Fernando Tue 05 Feb 2019, 11:54 am

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:1. You’ve had a week off, where did you take the lads for a training retreat? Butlins in Bognor

2. Wolves cut through the Toffees this weekend. Which team’s nickname would be the best as an actual group of footballers? For example, Wolves have legs and toffee is a slab of sugary mess, so clearly wolves would win. Probably Arsenal being the Gunners would give Mo Salah a legit reason to go down in the box though cos Mustafi shot him in the dick

3. Which Premier League player would be the best stand up comedian? Phil Jones cos his face is stupid and that's 90% of comedy

4. What could the league include as a weekly competition to add a layer of interest? Would a weekly quiz with £100k reward be banterful fun? MAFIA

5. The Super Bowl was this weekend: rename it in an equally stupid but also realistic way. Legendary Plate, for example. Throw Ball America Shield

6. Why is Scottish football so bad? Because all they do is sign players from Azerbaijan and old people like Jermain defoe

7. What is the best bread? I like a crusty roll or a sourdough

8. BBC Sport and Friends recreated the famous Oscar photo (examples shown below): which is the Spacey of the group?

The Guy in the hat at the back looks a nonce

9. The Ted Bundy documentary has been a big hit for Netflix recently; which Premier League player seems the most like a serial killer? Yerry Mina looks like he's probably part of the Cartel in South America

10. What media scandal could you be embroiled in that has an impact on your job and bring your club into disrepute? Probably being wildly racist towards Azzy or Viva

by Azzy Tue 05 Feb 2019, 12:21 pm

Fernando wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:10. What media scandal could you be embroiled in that has an impact on your job and bring your club into disrepute? Probably being wildly racist towards Azzy

How can a white guy be racist towards a white guy? Laugh

by Marky Tue 05 Feb 2019, 12:50 pm

Azzy wrote:
Fernando wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:10. What media scandal could you be embroiled in that has an impact on your job and bring your club into disrepute? Probably being wildly racist towards Azzy
How can a white guy be racist towards a white guy?

Nando is the foreigner.

by Fernando Tue 05 Feb 2019, 12:57 pm

Marky wrote:
Azzy wrote:
Fernando wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:10. What media scandal could you be embroiled in that has an impact on your job and bring your club into disrepute? Probably being wildly racist towards Azzy
How can a white guy be racist towards a white guy?

Nando is the foreigner.

Is true im part African angel

my mum is from egypt king

Who did you think keeps sending you these emails about your lottery winnings Whistle

by Azzy Tue 05 Feb 2019, 3:42 pm

My dad was from Romford, you don't see me wearing white stilettos.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 06 Feb 2019, 1:35 am

1. You’ve had a week off, where did you take the lads for a training retreat?
The lads went away, Kenny Miller organised a trip. Sunny Beach, Bulgaria, sharing rooms. Couple of the lads miss the game this week with STDs

2. Wolves cut through the Toffees this weekend. Which team’s nickname would be the best as an actual group of footballers? For example, Wolves have legs and toffee is a slab of sugary mess, so clearly wolves would win.
Irons is pretty good, whilst Bath City are the Romans, and what have they ever done for us? Shout out to Hartlepool, known as the Monkey hangers.

3. Which Premier League player would be the best stand up comedian?
Benjamin Mendy needs something to do and is all about personality. Seems more like a YouTube personality.

4. What could the league include as a weekly competition to add a layer of interest? Would a weekly quiz with £100k reward be banterful fun?
One of the games listed, but one that takes into account my timezone.

5. The Super Bowl was this weekend: rename it in an equally stupid but also realistic way. Legendary Plate, for example.
The Most Honourable Spoon.

6. Why is Scottish football so bad?
Glasgow.

7. What is the best bread?
Big up those ones with melted cheese on top.

8. BBC Sport and Friends recreated the famous Oscar photo (examples shown below): which is the Spacey of the group?
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Brailsford worries me.

9. The Ted Bundy documentary has been a big hit for Netflix recently; which Premier League player seems the most like a serial killer? Eden Hazard is a cold, calculated weirdo.

10. What media scandal could you be embroiled in that has an impact on your job and bring your club into disrepute? Money laundering. It's just so exciting

by nadeem2099 Wed 06 Feb 2019, 1:37 pm

1. You’ve had a week off, where did you take the lads for a training retreat?
After denying them a Xmas holiday I felt generous this time and took the lads to the local crack den to get high.

2. Wolves cut through the Toffees this weekend. Which team’s nickname would be the best as an actual group of footballers? For example, Wolves have legs and toffee is a slab of sugary mess, so clearly wolves would win.
Aren't Leyton Orient nicknamed 'The Chinese Orientals' Think they are in with a chance.

3. Which Premier League player would be the best stand up comedian?
Harry Kane seems like a funny bloke.

4. What could the league include as a weekly competition to add a layer of interest? Would a weekly quiz with £100k reward be banterful fun?
I prefer a prediction league on the Premier league.

5. The Super Bowl was this weekend: rename it in an equally stupid but also realistic way. Legendary Plate, for example.
The Supper Bowl

6. Why is Scottish football so bad?
As Sun Tzu once famously said "A country may appear lowly and weak, but at times of adversity you will see its true colours and it shall become a force to be reckoned with in the future, feared by many"

7. What is the best bread?
Hovis best of both

8. BBC Sport and Friends recreated the famous Oscar photo (examples shown below): which is the Spacey of the group?
I have no idea who Spacey is sorry.

9. The Ted Bundy documentary has been a big hit for Netflix recently; which Premier League player seems the most like a serial killer?
Definitely Kante. It's always the people you least expect.

10. What media scandal could you be embroiled in that has an impact on your job and bring your club into disrepute?
That I've been letting my players use performance enhancing drugs (including viagra) to boost the team on the pitch.

by BamBam Thu 07 Feb 2019, 11:55 am

1. You’ve had a week off, where did you take the lads for a training retreat? - Worked them to the bone in deepest darkest Lincoln, have you seen their performances lately? Butlins would have been too good

2. Wolves cut through the Toffees this weekend. Which team’s nickname would be the best as an actual group of footballers? For example, Wolves have legs and toffee is a slab of sugary mess, so clearly wolves would win. - You'd think the Gunners would be able to shoot with accuracy and power, but clearly nicknames mean nothing. I'll go for the Seagulls, wings and endless power to poo on the opposition should be great assets

3. Which Premier League player would be the best stand up comedian? - Phil Jones and Mustafi would make a great double act if they could stay on their feet

4. What could the league include as a weekly competition to add a layer of interest? Would a weekly quiz with £100k reward be banterful fun? - I think it has enough prize money in it already, but a weekly quiz could be fun if anyone could be bothered

5. The Super Bowl was this weekend: rename it in an equally stupid but also realistic way. Legendary Plate, for example. - The Carabao Cup

6. Why is Scottish football so bad? - They're all constantly drunk on Scotch, what can you expect?

7. What is the best bread? - Best of both, obviously.

8. BBC Sport and Friends recreated the famous Oscar photo (examples shown below): which is the Spacey of the group? Obviously Vernon Kaye, no idea how he was porking Tess Daly when she was fit

9. The Ted Bundy documentary has been a big hit for Netflix recently; which Premier League player seems the most like a serial killer? - Could be really racist and go for Salah for obvious reasons, but I'll go for Marcos Rojo, he looks like he would have been one of Pablo Escobar's sicarios

10. What media scandal could you be embroiled in that has an impact on your job and bring your club into disrepute? - Racist diatribes

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